🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit
@desmigeo.bsky.social
Science enjoyer. Oaf of Competence Paladin. Observer that the existence of Action Comics implies the existence of Equal and Opposite Reaction Comics
Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over
Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over
Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
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Words to live by.
Just want to say fuck Donald Trump and fuck Stephen Miller and fuck Kristi Noem :-)
“The records show that Palantir is actively working on the technical infrastructure underpinning the Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts which could soon impact U.S. citizens.“
Palantir will be used to identify domestic Trump critics soon enough.
Palantir will be used to identify domestic Trump critics soon enough.
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Words to live by.
Less timely than I'd prefer, but ... I have never had a more Trogdorppropriate meme response to a current event
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Less timely than I'd prefer, but ... I have never had a more Trogdorppropriate meme response to a current event
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December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
I’m so glad I’m on Bluesky or I might not have seen this
Young adults who took just a one-week break from social media showed improvement in depression, anxiety and insomnia symptoms, a new study says. Plus, tips for how to take a break from your feed.
A short social media detox improves mental health, a study shows. Here's how to do it
Young adults who took just a one-week break from social media showed improvement in depression, anxiety and insomnia symptoms, a new study says. Plus, tips for how to take a break from your feed.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’m so glad I’m on Bluesky or I might not have seen this
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Life:
Me: Mikey was paid to pretend to like you
Life: ...
Me, a monster: Now get in the pie tin and soak up that butter
Me: Mikey was paid to pretend to like you
Life: ...
Me, a monster: Now get in the pie tin and soak up that butter
A reminder that you can use almost any breakfast cereal you want to make a pie crust by crushing it and handling it as you would graham cracker crumbs.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Life:
Me: Mikey was paid to pretend to like you
Life: ...
Me, a monster: Now get in the pie tin and soak up that butter
Me: Mikey was paid to pretend to like you
Life: ...
Me, a monster: Now get in the pie tin and soak up that butter
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"I look at that, and I have affection for a young man. It’s a Saturday night, and I’m at a typewriter with the fucking headphones on. I’m putting in the work. I’m doing it."— @themountaingoats.bsky.social's John Darnielle to Grayson Haver Currin for @GQmagazine.bsky.social
The Story John Darnielle Lived to Tell
When he was a teenager, the Mountain Goats founder never expected to live to 21. He has since become one of this century’s best songwriters. The lessons of his survival, life, and work feel endless.
www.gq.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"I look at that, and I have affection for a young man. It’s a Saturday night, and I’m at a typewriter with the fucking headphones on. I’m putting in the work. I’m doing it."— @themountaingoats.bsky.social's John Darnielle to Grayson Haver Currin for @GQmagazine.bsky.social
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Everyone shut up, SHUT UP!! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED!!
That is a WILD KING PARROT 🥹🥹
That is a WILD KING PARROT 🥹🥹
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Everyone shut up, SHUT UP!! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED!!
That is a WILD KING PARROT 🥹🥹
That is a WILD KING PARROT 🥹🥹
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This shouldn't be hard to understand !!
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This shouldn't be hard to understand !!
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I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
Latest shocker shows feds targeted even American Heroes like bigfoot with oppressive COINTELPRO operations
Was nothing sacred
Was nothing sacred
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Latest shocker shows feds targeted even American Heroes like bigfoot with oppressive COINTELPRO operations
Was nothing sacred
Was nothing sacred
Sean from The Real World Boston wants us to be wearing slacks when we take off our shoes and belts for the Security Theater Troupe because civility
Someone with real respect wouldn't have participated in the destruction of music programming on MTV, Sean
Someone with real respect wouldn't have participated in the destruction of music programming on MTV, Sean
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sean from The Real World Boston wants us to be wearing slacks when we take off our shoes and belts for the Security Theater Troupe because civility
Someone with real respect wouldn't have participated in the destruction of music programming on MTV, Sean
Someone with real respect wouldn't have participated in the destruction of music programming on MTV, Sean
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
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Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
Also she weasels out and moves the goalposts to motte-and-bailey herself
He asks about "members of the military and... intelligence community" and she focuses in on enlisted personnel. There's a lot of steps in between POTUS and Private Pyle where criminal orders are obeyed or not
He asks about "members of the military and... intelligence community" and she focuses in on enlisted personnel. There's a lot of steps in between POTUS and Private Pyle where criminal orders are obeyed or not
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Also she weasels out and moves the goalposts to motte-and-bailey herself
He asks about "members of the military and... intelligence community" and she focuses in on enlisted personnel. There's a lot of steps in between POTUS and Private Pyle where criminal orders are obeyed or not
He asks about "members of the military and... intelligence community" and she focuses in on enlisted personnel. There's a lot of steps in between POTUS and Private Pyle where criminal orders are obeyed or not
As much crap as I give NYT, they still do some great journalism in between all the sanewashing and apologism and bothsidesing.
Also they employ @jamellebouie.net and a few other good people whose work should have a prominent platform
Also they employ @jamellebouie.net and a few other good people whose work should have a prominent platform
From Jan Ransom and Bianca Pallaro -Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/n...
Restrained, Beaten, Asphyxiated: New York Prison Guards’ Brutality Grows
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
As much crap as I give NYT, they still do some great journalism in between all the sanewashing and apologism and bothsidesing.
Also they employ @jamellebouie.net and a few other good people whose work should have a prominent platform
Also they employ @jamellebouie.net and a few other good people whose work should have a prominent platform
And kinda terrible writer at least to my taste in political journalism (I won't pretend to be a literary critic in general)
It's still infuriating that Condé Nast fired a bunch of really good journalists but went out of its way to hire this walking ethical failure
Scoop: As questions swirl around Olivia Nuzzi, I’ve learned she’s been relatively absent in the day-to-day at Vanity Fair, as the magazine continues to weather the storm the controversial hire brought through 1 World Trade Center
www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And kinda terrible writer at least to my taste in political journalism (I won't pretend to be a literary critic in general)
I still feel haunted, I thought it would go away. I thought if I faced it, it would all go away
It doesn't go away. Ever. But you get better at it
At what?
At being haunted, Charlie Brown
It doesn't go away. Ever. But you get better at it
At what?
At being haunted, Charlie Brown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I still feel haunted, I thought it would go away. I thought if I faced it, it would all go away
It doesn't go away. Ever. But you get better at it
At what?
At being haunted, Charlie Brown
It doesn't go away. Ever. But you get better at it
At what?
At being haunted, Charlie Brown
Realizing you've got shit on your fingers is the first step toward washing your hands, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Realizing you've got shit on your fingers is the first step toward washing your hands, Charlie Brown.
🎶Trogdor was a man
I mean he was a dragon-man, unh
or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still TROG DOR🎶
I mean he was a dragon-man, unh
or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still TROG DOR🎶
🎶 If I was the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
🎶Trogdor was a man
I mean he was a dragon-man, unh
or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still TROG DOR🎶
I mean he was a dragon-man, unh
or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still TROG DOR🎶