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The Mechanic
@desertmechanic.bsky.social
Call me Captain, Cap, or Trish

Banner by jigglejab (NSFW)

PFP by electrafirefly

I plays the Splatoon (mainly story mode and Salmon Run) and reposts NSFW and SFW stuffs-

STRAWPAGE THINGY: https://trishocto.straw.page
#Splatoon2 #storymode

Am I the only one who misses popping out of the manhole in story mode like you do in Splatoon 2?
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
#Splatoon2 #TurfWar

Get Splashdown cancelled (and thank you SO MUCH for making me waste Missiles due to your approach)
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Toiny Sheldon-
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
#Splatoon2 #TurfWar

Me: Eh, at least Sting Ray ink SOME turf-

Also me: WAIT MY STING RAY WAS THE WINNING PLAY WHAT-
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
An extra #fourfriday fact for y'all!

Back when Splatoon 3 first launched, my Four's hairstyle was this! A callback to how her hairstyle was the combover during Splatoon 2's events.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
GO MY INKY-

Both arts by FernShawArt
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
For this late #threethursday… Be careful when the Captain has an unopened energy drink in her hand.

She CAN and WILL knock you the fuck out with it.

You can thank a TikTok I saw the other day.
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
#Splatoon2 #OctoExpansion

I'm not the only one who finds it funny that this stage is EASIER than Matchmaker Station?

I mean I get the reason, especially with how much bigger the shape you have to match here is.
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
#Splatoon2 #OctoExpansion

BOOM, STILL GOT IT! (I say after almost twenty minutes worth of attempts)

… Also ignore the pause, my hands were getting a little shaky. Which in my defense for that, it's been awhile since I took on Inner Agent 3.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#SonicRacingCrossworlds

I have put the child in the borgor car for oomf-
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#SpongebobSquarepantsTitansoftheTide

I AM PATTY FLIPPING MASTER
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My verdict:
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
#Splatoon2 #OctoExpansion

Well-

My dumb ass almost died from going on that jump pad too early c:
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#SuperMarioGalaxy2

Me: Huh, I can make these trampoline jumps as Luigi without using the Cloud Flower

Also me after seeing the second Green Star's location: THANK GOD I CAN MAKE THOSE JUMPS AS LUIGI
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Original from two years ago compared to the redraw:
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hey, hey, hey, y'all know what time it is?

IT'S WAAAARIO TIME!

Art by @icn64.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#SuperMarioGalaxy2

Now it's time for the "FUN" part of the game-

AKA GREEN STAR HELL!
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
#SuperMarioGalaxy2

This took me like five to six tries…

While I finished much sooner than I thought I would, FUCK THIS STAR SPECIFICALLY-
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
#SuperMarioGalaxy2

Thank god I beat this mission AND got the Comet Medal on my first try.

… Now for the Prankster Comet itself…
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Also the L Door is finally real!… And Luigi addressed a letter to himself for some reason.
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM