DeScruff
@descruff.bsky.social
That guy who exists on the internet for whatever reason.
Skinning a monkey? Why does that sound familiar?
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Skinning a monkey? Why does that sound familiar?
Nice!!
I went to Distant Worlds with a group of friends a few weeks ago (Yes we dressed in Light Party colors!) So much fun!
... Granted... Two in our group had only *just* got into Stormblood, so they didn't know some of the songs, nor some of the cosplays.
I went to Distant Worlds with a group of friends a few weeks ago (Yes we dressed in Light Party colors!) So much fun!
... Granted... Two in our group had only *just* got into Stormblood, so they didn't know some of the songs, nor some of the cosplays.
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Nice!!
I went to Distant Worlds with a group of friends a few weeks ago (Yes we dressed in Light Party colors!) So much fun!
... Granted... Two in our group had only *just* got into Stormblood, so they didn't know some of the songs, nor some of the cosplays.
I went to Distant Worlds with a group of friends a few weeks ago (Yes we dressed in Light Party colors!) So much fun!
... Granted... Two in our group had only *just* got into Stormblood, so they didn't know some of the songs, nor some of the cosplays.
I bet he thinks he looks like Gauss Magnus
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I bet he thinks he looks like Gauss Magnus
Nevermind spent all day playing no problems. Now I can't load FFXIV without getting the error again...
Anyone have any ideas?
Anyone have any ideas?
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October 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Nevermind spent all day playing no problems. Now I can't load FFXIV without getting the error again...
Anyone have any ideas?
Anyone have any ideas?
Unsolicited lick pic
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Unsolicited lick pic
War... War never changes.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
War... War never changes.
I'm a sucker for Gameboy stuff, and when I saw this Lego Gameboy at Costco, I had to grab it...
Fun build. I love the little details like how the inside of the carts mimics the board ROM chips, and how Zelda has a battery, the 'Silicone' under the buttons is the correct color. exc exc.
#blutoid
Fun build. I love the little details like how the inside of the carts mimics the board ROM chips, and how Zelda has a battery, the 'Silicone' under the buttons is the correct color. exc exc.
#blutoid
September 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'm a sucker for Gameboy stuff, and when I saw this Lego Gameboy at Costco, I had to grab it...
Fun build. I love the little details like how the inside of the carts mimics the board ROM chips, and how Zelda has a battery, the 'Silicone' under the buttons is the correct color. exc exc.
#blutoid
Fun build. I love the little details like how the inside of the carts mimics the board ROM chips, and how Zelda has a battery, the 'Silicone' under the buttons is the correct color. exc exc.
#blutoid
I was gonna ask... Has anyone ever told you, you kinda look like a younger Pavlos of Greece?
... Okay it might just be the beard and mustache playing a big role in that.
... Okay it might just be the beard and mustache playing a big role in that.
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I was gonna ask... Has anyone ever told you, you kinda look like a younger Pavlos of Greece?
... Okay it might just be the beard and mustache playing a big role in that.
... Okay it might just be the beard and mustache playing a big role in that.
Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence." #blutoid
Also yeah... It doesnt seem to count free games, Physical games and Steam Keys. Portal which was free at the time was my first Steam game.
Also yeah... It doesnt seem to count free games, Physical games and Steam Keys. Portal which was free at the time was my first Steam game.
August 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence." #blutoid
Also yeah... It doesnt seem to count free games, Physical games and Steam Keys. Portal which was free at the time was my first Steam game.
Also yeah... It doesnt seem to count free games, Physical games and Steam Keys. Portal which was free at the time was my first Steam game.
I mean before Ethernet, you had to disconnect someones phone to use the phone jack.
Or use a coupler type modem which must have been awkward at a payphone while smoking a pipe.
Or use a coupler type modem which must have been awkward at a payphone while smoking a pipe.
August 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I mean before Ethernet, you had to disconnect someones phone to use the phone jack.
Or use a coupler type modem which must have been awkward at a payphone while smoking a pipe.
Or use a coupler type modem which must have been awkward at a payphone while smoking a pipe.
Not GPT5 but...
Congrats OpenAI you made a computer fail at 1st grade addition.
Congrats OpenAI you made a computer fail at 1st grade addition.
August 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Not GPT5 but...
Congrats OpenAI you made a computer fail at 1st grade addition.
Congrats OpenAI you made a computer fail at 1st grade addition.
Oh no trust me, it can get *much* worse.
August 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh no trust me, it can get *much* worse.
Mortdecai.
Saw it with 2 friends in theaters, it was awful.
Driving back we slid on black ice and *almost* hit a telephone pole.
After catching our breath one friend immediately jokes "We were supposed to die there, but God was like 'Oh shit those guys saw Mortdecai, they suffered enough today'."
Saw it with 2 friends in theaters, it was awful.
Driving back we slid on black ice and *almost* hit a telephone pole.
After catching our breath one friend immediately jokes "We were supposed to die there, but God was like 'Oh shit those guys saw Mortdecai, they suffered enough today'."
July 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mortdecai.
Saw it with 2 friends in theaters, it was awful.
Driving back we slid on black ice and *almost* hit a telephone pole.
After catching our breath one friend immediately jokes "We were supposed to die there, but God was like 'Oh shit those guys saw Mortdecai, they suffered enough today'."
Saw it with 2 friends in theaters, it was awful.
Driving back we slid on black ice and *almost* hit a telephone pole.
After catching our breath one friend immediately jokes "We were supposed to die there, but God was like 'Oh shit those guys saw Mortdecai, they suffered enough today'."
Sounds like my supervisor.
He has his phone's home screen on 24/7 and its so badly burnt in that you can see it even when watching youtube videos.
... And for anyone who remembers... Yes its the same guy with the "THAT Desktop".
He has his phone's home screen on 24/7 and its so badly burnt in that you can see it even when watching youtube videos.
... And for anyone who remembers... Yes its the same guy with the "THAT Desktop".
July 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sounds like my supervisor.
He has his phone's home screen on 24/7 and its so badly burnt in that you can see it even when watching youtube videos.
... And for anyone who remembers... Yes its the same guy with the "THAT Desktop".
He has his phone's home screen on 24/7 and its so badly burnt in that you can see it even when watching youtube videos.
... And for anyone who remembers... Yes its the same guy with the "THAT Desktop".
During the height of COVID vaccine conspiracy theories running rampant this was my phone's hotspot...
June 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
During the height of COVID vaccine conspiracy theories running rampant this was my phone's hotspot...
My basic response is basicly the Breaking Bad "We had a good thing going" rant.
But No you canned your best, your community, for what? To write SEO slop for games nobody has ever heard of because your no longer big enough to make top results on anything else.
But No you canned your best, your community, for what? To write SEO slop for games nobody has ever heard of because your no longer big enough to make top results on anything else.
May 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My basic response is basicly the Breaking Bad "We had a good thing going" rant.
But No you canned your best, your community, for what? To write SEO slop for games nobody has ever heard of because your no longer big enough to make top results on anything else.
But No you canned your best, your community, for what? To write SEO slop for games nobody has ever heard of because your no longer big enough to make top results on anything else.
It all leads to that one Merryweather comic...
May 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It all leads to that one Merryweather comic...
Just to me if the powers that took down geemany then all turned towards me. seems more logical of a reason to surrender then.
Big bomb.
Big bomb.
May 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just to me if the powers that took down geemany then all turned towards me. seems more logical of a reason to surrender then.
Big bomb.
Big bomb.
Saddly fake but still, imagine:
Someone from Zimbabwe vs an American in January 2009 😉
2,000,000 ZD = 1 USD
Someone from Zimbabwe vs an American in January 2009 😉
2,000,000 ZD = 1 USD
April 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Saddly fake but still, imagine:
Someone from Zimbabwe vs an American in January 2009 😉
2,000,000 ZD = 1 USD
Someone from Zimbabwe vs an American in January 2009 😉
2,000,000 ZD = 1 USD
If in 2006 you handed me 30 random copies of Pokemon R/S/E, I think you'd have a higher chance of winning the lottery, then having all 30 coppies be completely free from Gameshark codes.
Despite what Nintendo wanted these things where *everywhere*.
Despite what Nintendo wanted these things where *everywhere*.
April 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
If in 2006 you handed me 30 random copies of Pokemon R/S/E, I think you'd have a higher chance of winning the lottery, then having all 30 coppies be completely free from Gameshark codes.
Despite what Nintendo wanted these things where *everywhere*.
Despite what Nintendo wanted these things where *everywhere*.
No but heres the thing: THAT is a trendy thing Gen Z does.
(Once you notice it you can't not notice it)
There is a 100% chance some staffer told him to do that to appeal to the younger demographic.
(Once you notice it you can't not notice it)
There is a 100% chance some staffer told him to do that to appeal to the younger demographic.
February 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
No but heres the thing: THAT is a trendy thing Gen Z does.
(Once you notice it you can't not notice it)
There is a 100% chance some staffer told him to do that to appeal to the younger demographic.
(Once you notice it you can't not notice it)
There is a 100% chance some staffer told him to do that to appeal to the younger demographic.
Younger me would think of what most call a Cleric.
... But Ive been forced to think "Someone who has obviously never actually fought an armored opponent."
... But Ive been forced to think "Someone who has obviously never actually fought an armored opponent."
January 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Younger me would think of what most call a Cleric.
... But Ive been forced to think "Someone who has obviously never actually fought an armored opponent."
... But Ive been forced to think "Someone who has obviously never actually fought an armored opponent."
Yes I have read & am watching Orb on the Movements of the Earth why do you ask?
Thing I will say about this tool: 100% understand why sailors moved to the sextant. Holding this thing above your head on a string is a true test of patience and arm strength. It keeps wanting to spin.
Thing I will say about this tool: 100% understand why sailors moved to the sextant. Holding this thing above your head on a string is a true test of patience and arm strength. It keeps wanting to spin.
January 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yes I have read & am watching Orb on the Movements of the Earth why do you ask?
Thing I will say about this tool: 100% understand why sailors moved to the sextant. Holding this thing above your head on a string is a true test of patience and arm strength. It keeps wanting to spin.
Thing I will say about this tool: 100% understand why sailors moved to the sextant. Holding this thing above your head on a string is a true test of patience and arm strength. It keeps wanting to spin.