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DeryckEleven
@deryckeleven.bsky.social
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writer, hobby linguist, bit of a critic

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image: from Pluribus, Carol labeled "me going non-verbal" and Zosia labeled as "my girlfriend telling the waiter they forgot my pickle" @DERYCKELEVEN
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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#WIPsnips
Gus didn’t understand why Devon cared so much about his appearance, as it would change depending on their surroundings. Right now they looked like swarthy shepherds, minus the flock. Last week they were small, pale street urchins with mud on their feet. And when they returned to The Bureau, they would have neither hair nor feet, or any other features of the humans they worked among. Gus’s true form was something closer to a block of obsidian roughly five feet cubed, but flexible and able to form tentacle-like appendages when he needed to manipulate an object such as a dip pen to record the details surrounding a soul collection. Devon’s true form was similar, though his coloration was ruby and he was fifteen percent larger by volume. He would often polish his facets before arriving at The Bureau every mid-day.
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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for the Taskmaster Australia fans
top text: “ITEMJOB CABIN” IS A MOVIE ABOUT A GHOST WHO JERKS YOU OFF TO DEATH image: from the movie Handjob Cabin a scary looking woman is hunched over a man (Peter Helliar's face has been superimposed over) with the sheet in front of him tented @DERYCKELEVEN
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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They’re the same picture meme. Karolina Wydra from Pluribus and Rena Sofer from Seinfeld. @DERYCKELEVEN
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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top text: Me looking at yet another Steam sale: image: Manousos smiling while surrounded by multiple attractive women, from Pluribus. some women are labeled "unplayed game" and others as "half-finished game" @DERYCKELEVEN
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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#WIPsnips
An electronic chime sounded as she limped across the threshold. Her eyes widened and her breath caught in her throat. Nothing. She took a deep breath and let out an audible sigh. She made her way to the back where she expected the bathrooms were. There was a keypad on each door with a small sign indicating she would need to ask an employee for the code. She tried four numbers at random. A small red light flashed twice. She let out a depressed breath.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Inset post from me: “They should invent a flight that doesn't make everything hurt. #chronicthrillness” Image: an airplane flying through the sky
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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top text: Fuck the wolf, I’m hungry like the bird images: a white bird with large beak appearing to try to eat a deer, capybara, and giraffe @DERYCKELEVEN
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Inset: A post from sour_gurl that says “Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the living room” Image: an elegant standing in a living room @DERYCKELEVEN
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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top text: Me looking for a safe topic to discuss with my conservative family at Thanksgiving: top image: Carol from Plur1bus looking at rows of medication bottom image: Carol from Plur1bus looking at a bottle that has been labeled "so how about... those sweet potatoes?" @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Inlaid bleet “Babe Ruthless @unfitz.bsky.social • 5h Put "spree" after "killing" and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.” Image: a murderbot from Chopping Mall with its arms raised and red eye visor @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Last Night on Earth does. It was a nice touch, though it wasn't long enough to last most games we played.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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top text: when dinner is ruined but have a plan to salvage it image: hooded figure kneeling over a dying Anakin Skywalker from the 3rd Star Wars prequel @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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top text: when you leave the turkey in the oven just a bit too long image: a bear figure in a room full of fire from Midsommar @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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image: the mostly x-shaped table from Midsommar with everyone seated overlaying text: Happy Thanksgiving @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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#WIPsnips
Crossing the yard, Diego tried to pay attention to his surroundings. The booze was almost out of his system, but the lack of food was causing its own problems. He knocked on the door and waited. He tried again, louder. After what seemed a reasonable time, he tried the doorbell. An elaborate mechanical tune sounded his presence. He stepped back a little so he could be seen from a window and surveyed the neighborhood. It was empty - not that he expected a lot of people outside. He heard something from behind him and jumped a little. He turned to face the door, "Hi, uh, car chrubble. I phone?" More noise, but not exactly someone opening the door. Thump. Thump. Diego stepped back a few feet, waiting for something to happen. Thump.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM