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DeryckEleven
@deryckeleven.bsky.social
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writer, hobby linguist, bit of a critic

Newest ebook:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3494MFH?asc_source=01HFY6QA7FYP0YEFD1ZY3XMFP8&tag=snx78-20
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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · Jan 21
I am writing again and it feels so good to create.

I have ebooks available via Amazon. Tell your friends!

amzn.to/3rIxTXO (One Cold Day)

tinyurl.com/93vdc3vy (The Hundreds)

tinyurl.com/47hhybrt (Hundreds & Thousands)
One Cold Day: A Zombie Story
And you thought your job bites? It was just another normal day of raking leaves and trimming the grass for Diego's lawn care team, when suddenly a zombie attacks and kills his crew. Follow along as he...
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They’re the same picture meme. Karolina Wydra from Pluribus and Rena Sofer from Seinfeld. @DERYCKELEVEN
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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What’s with all the Flagpole Sitta covers?
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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top text: Me looking at yet another Steam sale: image: Manousos smiling while surrounded by multiple attractive women, from Pluribus. some women are labeled "unplayed game" and others as "half-finished game" @DERYCKELEVEN
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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#WIPsnips
An electronic chime sounded as she limped across the threshold. Her eyes widened and her breath caught in her throat. Nothing. She took a deep breath and let out an audible sigh. She made her way to the back where she expected the bathrooms were. There was a keypad on each door with a small sign indicating she would need to ask an employee for the code. She tried four numbers at random. A small red light flashed twice. She let out a depressed breath.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Inset post from me: “They should invent a flight that doesn't make everything hurt. #chronicthrillness” Image: an airplane flying through the sky
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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top text: Fuck the wolf, I’m hungry like the bird images: a white bird with large beak appearing to try to eat a deer, capybara, and giraffe @DERYCKELEVEN
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Inset: A post from sour_gurl that says “Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the living room” Image: an elegant standing in a living room @DERYCKELEVEN
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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top text: Me looking for a safe topic to discuss with my conservative family at Thanksgiving: top image: Carol from Plur1bus looking at rows of medication bottom image: Carol from Plur1bus looking at a bottle that has been labeled "so how about... those sweet potatoes?" @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Inlaid bleet “Babe Ruthless @unfitz.bsky.social • 5h Put "spree" after "killing" and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.” Image: a murderbot from Chopping Mall with its arms raised and red eye visor @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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top text: when dinner is ruined but have a plan to salvage it image: hooded figure kneeling over a dying Anakin Skywalker from the 3rd Star Wars prequel @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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top text: when you leave the turkey in the oven just a bit too long image: a bear figure in a room full of fire from Midsommar @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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image: the mostly x-shaped table from Midsommar with everyone seated overlaying text: Happy Thanksgiving @DERYCKELEVEN
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
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It’s amazing that my body only functions off cheese and naps.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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So is this like the Chrono Cross of Orphan Black?
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Beef stroganoff has been eaten. Time to nap.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Just saw a Steamboat Willie lawyer commercial and now I want to see every company make one. Steamboat Willie drinking Pepsi, driving a minivan, walking happily out of a bathroom, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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#WIPsnips
Crossing the yard, Diego tried to pay attention to his surroundings. The booze was almost out of his system, but the lack of food was causing its own problems. He knocked on the door and waited. He tried again, louder. After what seemed a reasonable time, he tried the doorbell. An elaborate mechanical tune sounded his presence. He stepped back a little so he could be seen from a window and surveyed the neighborhood. It was empty - not that he expected a lot of people outside. He heard something from behind him and jumped a little. He turned to face the door, "Hi, uh, car chrubble. I phone?" More noise, but not exactly someone opening the door. Thump. Thump. Diego stepped back a few feet, waiting for something to happen. Thump.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
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November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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top text: trying to remember my 3rd grade teacher’s name for my security question: top image: Carol from Plur1bus looking at rows of medication bottom image: Carol from Plur1bus looking at a bottle that has been labeled "miss... ter cram... blinger... ton?" @DERYCKELEVEN
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I don’t know if airport versions of restaurants are worse than normal ones, but I do know that this quesabirria by Frontera was roundly meh. It certainly wasn’t worth $20. Maybe $10, but only because I was super hungry.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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top text: monster fuckers be like image: Jordan Myrick from Gastronauts saying "I'm feeling both scared and horny" @DERYCKELEVEN
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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#WIPsnips
Urzk entered her new chamber and was in awe. Sure, she expected it to be nicer than her previous shared chamber, but she had no idea just how lavish it would be. There was a raised, soft platform to sleep on. Only the fur blanket had tipped her off to that purpose. She set her bundle down and laid down on it. "Mmmm, no wonder Torg grew soft," was all she would allow herself to say. She decided to keep it for special occasions only and put the fur blanket on the ground next to it. It was quality fur.
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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8 away from poster’s madness
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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#WIPsnips
Several more minutes pass and the person was still awkwardly half-inside the car. A feeling of unease crept into Sandra’s stomach before spreading downward making her legs cold and spreading upward clenching her throat. Something is wrong, but she’s not sure what exactly. Then an image flashes of the two men eating the third and she wonders if something similar is happening just over there. She painfully rises to her feet and creeps over to the window, trying to get a better look. The angle isn’t conducive, but she can tell the person is moving erratically.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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#IThinkYouShouldMeme
top: post from Jimmie Ward III saying "instead of a sticker you should get hot dog when you vote. this is supposed to be america" bottom image: Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave saying "You can't skip democracy. You just can't, guys." @DERYCKELEVEN
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM