Derl
@derl.bsky.social
Bohemian metalhead/black belt music nerd/supporter of all forms of human beings that aren't too busy being assholes.
You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails
Turns out Erik Satie is in fact, not good time Saturday night party music
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Turns out Erik Satie is in fact, not good time Saturday night party music
We need to make more fun of people who refer to their favorite sports team as "we".
It would be like me saying "when we released our classic album Dimension Hatross"
It would be like me saying "when we released our classic album Dimension Hatross"
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We need to make more fun of people who refer to their favorite sports team as "we".
It would be like me saying "when we released our classic album Dimension Hatross"
It would be like me saying "when we released our classic album Dimension Hatross"
You don't need amazon any more than you need spotify. Delete them shits.
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You don't need amazon any more than you need spotify. Delete them shits.
Thankful I'm smart enough to know how dumb this holiday is but that I can enjoy the free time off, family and food at the same time.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Thankful I'm smart enough to know how dumb this holiday is but that I can enjoy the free time off, family and food at the same time.
Starspawn, the album by the band Blood Incantation
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Starspawn, the album by the band Blood Incantation
Are products even made anymore that don't connect to the internet somehow? Do I actually need to register my new spatula online?
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Are products even made anymore that don't connect to the internet somehow? Do I actually need to register my new spatula online?
When I make my Ultimate Enslaved Mega Mix compilation, it's so over for you dipshits.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When I make my Ultimate Enslaved Mega Mix compilation, it's so over for you dipshits.
Replacing your well known singer that your band does not get along with with an unknown singer you get along with who sounds EXACTLY like your original singer has got to be the most grand fuck you of all time.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Replacing your well known singer that your band does not get along with with an unknown singer you get along with who sounds EXACTLY like your original singer has got to be the most grand fuck you of all time.
Please enjoy this picture of King Kobra
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Please enjoy this picture of King Kobra
Speak for yourself but I I checked that new Megadeth track and immediately beer bong'd a two liter of mountain dew while doing a kickflip.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Speak for yourself but I I checked that new Megadeth track and immediately beer bong'd a two liter of mountain dew while doing a kickflip.
The quintessential grunge band is actually Skin Yard. You heard it here first
youtu.be/MfDZ2OmWnjQ?...
youtu.be/MfDZ2OmWnjQ?...
Slow Runner
YouTube video by Skin Yard - Topic
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The quintessential grunge band is actually Skin Yard. You heard it here first
youtu.be/MfDZ2OmWnjQ?...
youtu.be/MfDZ2OmWnjQ?...
If you're a sucker for killer OSDM like your humble narrator is, run up in this thing. It's better than most. Also it's a name your price download from TO.
gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com/album/death-...
gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com/album/death-...
Death Never Sleeps, by GLORIOUS DEPRAVITY
9 track album
gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you're a sucker for killer OSDM like your humble narrator is, run up in this thing. It's better than most. Also it's a name your price download from TO.
gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com/album/death-...
gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com/album/death-...
Insomniac Slaughter be like
up alllll night.... up allll dayyyy
up alllll night.... up allll dayyyy
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Insomniac Slaughter be like
up alllll night.... up allll dayyyy
up alllll night.... up allll dayyyy
Not leaving the house today. No pants, no shoes, no people, no gods.
a wrestler wearing a robe and holding a world heavyweight championship belt .
ALT: a wrestler wearing a robe and holding a world heavyweight championship belt .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Not leaving the house today. No pants, no shoes, no people, no gods.
It's a good thing no one knows just how much shitty, glassy 80s AOR rock I listen to...
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It's a good thing no one knows just how much shitty, glassy 80s AOR rock I listen to...
It's a little known fact that for months after Rainbow's Rising album dropped, the sales of diapers spiked. That's how good that shit was.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJI...
Stargazer
YouTube video by Rainbow - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's a little known fact that for months after Rainbow's Rising album dropped, the sales of diapers spiked. That's how good that shit was.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJI...
Black Sabbath – Live Evil (Full Album) [Official Video]
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's that I have the first six Sabbath albums on constant repeat time of the year again.
October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It's that I have the first six Sabbath albums on constant repeat time of the year again.
Being prone to personally boycotting businesses that are gaping assholes has one interesting side effect... you quickly realize how little you needed their dumb shit in the first place
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Being prone to personally boycotting businesses that are gaping assholes has one interesting side effect... you quickly realize how little you needed their dumb shit in the first place
'please don't make me listen to your americana country rock indie band' is a thought I had recently
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
'please don't make me listen to your americana country rock indie band' is a thought I had recently
Reposted by Derl
50 year old men love to get really emotional about that time Prince wouldn't stop playing a guitar solo
October 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
50 year old men love to get really emotional about that time Prince wouldn't stop playing a guitar solo
You know.. the internet kind of sucks
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
You know.. the internet kind of sucks