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Part of the Reich's total extermination plan for everyone with a net worth of less than $5 million.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Part of the Reich's total extermination plan for everyone with a net worth of less than $5 million.
"I'm big in...where's Nigeria?"
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I'm big in...where's Nigeria?"
"I did not rewrite these interview transcripts, and neither did the hooker who helped me.
-K. Patel"
-K. Patel"
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"I did not rewrite these interview transcripts, and neither did the hooker who helped me.
-K. Patel"
-K. Patel"
Maybe it's a Linda Blair/Exorcist sort of thing
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Maybe it's a Linda Blair/Exorcist sort of thing
Zelenskiy explained that he was sending his team to the Feb 28, 2022 peace talks at a secure location in Gomel so that “no citizen of Ukraine would have any doubt that I, as president, tried to stop the war when there was even a chance.”
-Der Koolschrank; 2/28/22
-Der Koolschrank; 2/28/22
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Zelenskiy explained that he was sending his team to the Feb 28, 2022 peace talks at a secure location in Gomel so that “no citizen of Ukraine would have any doubt that I, as president, tried to stop the war when there was even a chance.”
-Der Koolschrank; 2/28/22
-Der Koolschrank; 2/28/22
"...from the first opportunity –one week after Russia attacked- through the next 30 days, Zelenskiy agreed to no less than 4 peace talks. In Der Koolschrank’s original live coverage of the war, we see that, oddly enough, Putin had requested the first talks..."
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"...from the first opportunity –one week after Russia attacked- through the next 30 days, Zelenskiy agreed to no less than 4 peace talks. In Der Koolschrank’s original live coverage of the war, we see that, oddly enough, Putin had requested the first talks..."
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
Zelenskiy explained that he was sending his team to the Feb 28, 2022 peace talks at a secure location in Gomel so that “no citizen of Ukraine would have any doubt that I, as president, tried to stop the war when there was even a chance.”
-Der Koolschrank; 2/28/22
-Der Koolschrank; 2/28/22
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Zelenskiy explained that he was sending his team to the Feb 28, 2022 peace talks at a secure location in Gomel so that “no citizen of Ukraine would have any doubt that I, as president, tried to stop the war when there was even a chance.”
-Der Koolschrank; 2/28/22
-Der Koolschrank; 2/28/22
"...from the first opportunity –one week after Russia attacked- through the next 30 days, Zelenskiy agreed to no less than 4 peace talks. In Der Koolschrank’s original live coverage of the war, we see that, oddly enough, Putin had requested the first talks..."
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"...from the first opportunity –one week after Russia attacked- through the next 30 days, Zelenskiy agreed to no less than 4 peace talks. In Der Koolschrank’s original live coverage of the war, we see that, oddly enough, Putin had requested the first talks..."
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
derkoolschrank.com/the-new-molo...
goddamn rabid chipmunk
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
goddamn rabid chipmunk
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
Definitely won't help. They should've gone with "Fly Naked!"
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Definitely won't help. They should've gone with "Fly Naked!"
Young Tarantino's earliest drawing. Did not win a prize at kindergarten.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Young Tarantino's earliest drawing. Did not win a prize at kindergarten.
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
Back to writing beauty tips for anacondas.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Back to writing beauty tips for anacondas.
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In the present-day USA it is illegal to quote or adhere to the law.
She can go back to writing beauty tips for newts.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
She can go back to writing beauty tips for newts.
They did physically invade key departments and pretzled their IT operations in order to open everything up for Thiel's Palantir.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They did physically invade key departments and pretzled their IT operations in order to open everything up for Thiel's Palantir.
Oberbefehlsleiter Miller did not go to any law school and has no degree in law, or any awareness of it. His career really began as a coms man writing insane things for the insane Rep. Michele Bachmann to screech.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oberbefehlsleiter Miller did not go to any law school and has no degree in law, or any awareness of it. His career really began as a coms man writing insane things for the insane Rep. Michele Bachmann to screech.