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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
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@derkoolschrank.bsky.social
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The world's leading Surrealist newspaper. Comprised of investigative journalists, writers and poets from around the globe. Major articles are linked to our online publication/website.
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 11h
Trailer trash Nazi
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 11h
See Me
Feel Me
Touch Me
Heal Me

- The WHO?????
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 11h
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 12h
He hid it up his ass for 2 years...
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 12h
Choose your pet!
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 13h
Miller admits it is difficult for people to find any reason or truth in his declarations when they are preoccupied thinking "this guy definitely looks like an asshole".
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 13h
Miller admits it is difficult for people to find any reason or truth in his declarations when they are preoccupied thinking "this guy definitely looks like an asshole".
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 13h
Miller admits it is difficult for people to find any reason or truth in his declarations when they are preoccupied thinking "this guy definitely looks like an asshole".
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 13h
The initial draft was in fact titled The Fucking Declaration Of Independence
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 13h
They should make ICE listen to Grateful Dead music nonstop.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 14h
Here's one you can save for January (we ran it this year):
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 16h
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 16h
Italy's Meloni standing aghast while Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif proposed DerTrump for the next Nobel Peace Prize was her recognizing the same speech she had just turned down $1 million to recite.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 16h
Italy's Meloni standing aghast while Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif proposed DerTrump for the next Nobel Peace Prize was her recognizing the same speech she had just turned down $1 million to recite.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 16h
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 19h
ICEHOLES
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 19h
Turning Point's Alternative Kill the Wabbit Halftime Show:
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 19h
"No Kings Protests Responsible for White House Hernia"
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 19h
Miller admits it is difficult for people to find any reason or truth in his declarations when they are preoccupied thinking "this guy definitely looks like an asshole".
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 20h
"Droog" came from the Russian word for 'friend' (same pronunciation).
In regular English: "Iceholes"
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 21h
Italy's Meloni standing aghast while Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif proposed DerTrump for the next Nobel Peace Prize was her recognizing the same speech she had just turned down $1 million to recite.
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 21h
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 1d
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 1d
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 1d
That's at the Sharm El Sheikh summit. Could be a continuation of this (Der Koolschrank reported in Jan):
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