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Derrick Rushlo says “Burrito, plz!”
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Things I like: All things horror, Movies, Video Games,TTRPGs, Animals, Cooking

Pronouns: He/Him

We all deserve basic human respect, healthcare, something to eat and a place to rest our hat.

My dog likes to post sometimes.

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They don’t want to govern so they shutdown.

They don’t want to govern so they let people starve.

They don’t want to govern so they kill basic healthcare.

This is Republicans. They will still lie but look it’s all clear. They want your labor but not your voice.

Taxes but no representation.
Lots of fun watching Match with you #FrightClub

I am glad I can say although my online dating experiences sucked, very few of them were as bad as these events were for the characters.

See ya next time.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Mom seems to think kicking people resets them.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I have been television advertising poisoned. I can not hear that lovely touching song without corrupted advertising slogans seeping in my brain.

(Hamburger helper ad)

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November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
15 years ago, Eli would have been played by a Ryan Phillippe type but not him.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I don’t think we ride elevators in the murderhouse.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Henry you’re breaking Eli’s stuff. That’s not what we do in this family. Now bring all your things to me so I can break them and you’ll be even.

-80s conversation I clearly remember from somewhere that also several comedians have commented on in some fashion.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
She dreams of Garbage Pail kids like I still do.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
They gave equal time to the male and female orgasm. That’s not something most movies can claim.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Welll brown water and random bandages certainly doesn’t bother me.

#FrightClub
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November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Henry, vomit is not consent in almost all circumstances.

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November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I just got pass out ad break (6 ads)

Tubi still likes me.

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November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I admire a guy who can joke about his amputated leg but my family was always all in on the dark black graveyard humor.

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November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m in love, that burrito. I must have it.

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November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Join #CryptStatic for a special presentation of #TalesFromtheCrypt Presents: #BordelloofBlood

The diminishing returns for this franchise began almost immediately. That's not to say there isn't fun to be found w/ Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart, and The Cryptkeeper!

Come and see on Nov 12th at 7C/8E!
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tried hard to get here but clearly I’m much too late.

I’ll start but no way I’ll catch up. Have a good evening everybody.

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November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Got a new crown and a filling a few days ago. I realized I’ve been absentmindedly running my tongue over a rough spot for two days. Now no rough spot and my tongue has been shaved smaller.

This is a win-win situation right?
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Okay, one depressing and one silly fun but strangely uplifting film. A good combo for erasing some of the week’s worries.

As I head out tonight I hope you all have a great weekend.

See you all next time.

#FrightClub
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just got to his wife goodbye after a two ad break and now we’re done.

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November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My only complaint, all the sudden all these angry ghosts are willing to stand around his machine chanting like a summer camp farewell.

I know magic is involved but geez. It feels a bit too tidy.

Until it no longer is.

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November 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Out of curiosity has anybody else made a dinosaur only cut of all the Jurassic Park movies?

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November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Six more ads

Oh boy!!

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November 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
14 more minutes and some are probably done.

Hope I haven’t dragged anybody else into my time hole.

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November 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
They are just asking for someone to run into them during a high speed chase, carrying that glass around.

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November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Another five ads, didn’t we just do this?

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November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Deathstar is operational

I don’t know why but I felt it had to be said.

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November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM