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ManWithPez
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MLIS. USAF Veteran. Avid Reader/Film Watcher.

Your #CryptStatic Captain and Culture Vulture #1!

You are DEFINITELY in the wrong place.

Not certain what you're here for, but the only thing on offer is biting sarcasm, and lots of it.
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Two TV movies and a 20 episode series await you on #CryptStatic!

#KolchakTheNightStalker
What is this score? Is he supposed to be Bill in this one?

#FrightClub
a man in a suit is holding a sword in his hand .
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Even this card telling us that Our Feature Presentation is ready sounds like a warning!

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I still have a couple of minutes left. But I can already say that I loved watching this movie.

#FrightClub #TheSwordandtheSorcerer
a woman with long hair is smiling with the words `` squeals in delight '' written next to her .
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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See in a few for sword night part 2.
#TheSWORDandTheSORCERER (1982) 🗡🧙‍♂️ #FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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His hands are totally healed!!
#FrightClub
a woman is raising her hands in the air with the words hallelujah behind her .
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sequel baiting?!

REALLY? Did you watch this before you released it? What about this said "MORE" to you?

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Thus was Steve's commitment to terrifying his children!

He sat through a movie he didn't like just to see it!

#FrightClub
Okay, NOW I can tell the dumb story. My father was TDY (USAF) and saw this movie. Didn't care for it. It came on and he had me and my little brother watch it. He sat there too. And waited for that last jumpscare to TERRIFY his two sons.

One of us cried. You can conjecture on which one.

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Okay, NOW I can tell the dumb story. My father was TDY (USAF) and saw this movie. Didn't care for it. It came on and he had me and my little brother watch it. He sat there too. And waited for that last jumpscare to TERRIFY his two sons.

One of us cried. You can conjecture on which one.

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Simon MacCorkindale and Film Composer David Whitaker are the two hardest working people on this picture.

#FrightClub #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Dare I say, Pyun’s editing achieves a campy grandeur that is kinda charming to watch.

#TheSwordandtheSorcerer
#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Uh, FUCK NO you can't put that snake on my face!

I'm sure it's a lovely snake. It's still a no.

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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This really is just the boy Princess Bride, huh

Peter Falk should read this to a little girl and she’s wet the bed.

#TheSwordandtheSorcerer
#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
BALLKICKING WON'T HELP ME THIS TIME!

...it's her only move!

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We got ANOTHER movie where number one hench looks like Christopher Guest!

Well, I guess the other one was #FleshforFrankenstein, but I'm counting it.

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"Oh no! It's Talon and that WILDLY impractical sword of his!"

#FrightClub

Wasn't there a sorcerer in here somewhere?
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You dressed him in the loincloth for some reason. Now you can FIGHT him in the loincloth.

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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These wigs on everyone weren't meant to be in HD.
#TheSWORDandTheSORCERER (1982) 🗡🧙‍♂️ #FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This would be GREAT if the set wasn't so smoky no one can see shit!

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Well ya GOTTA have a greasy, sweaty Talon centerpiece for your wedding banquet!

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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"They're guards everywhere."

#FrightClub #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
These people keep repeating "Cromwell Cromwell Cromwell!" and all I hear in my head is the Monty Python song "Oliver Cromwell"

#FrightClub
Monty Python - Oliver Cromwell (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Monty Python
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November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Eyes Wide Shut parties of Ye Olde Times were a LOT more fun!

#FrightClub
a man in a tuxedo and a man in a mask are standing next to each other
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and a man in a mask are standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Liz, honey. You deserved MUCH better.

#FrightClub
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Okay, but why does the jailer look like Rob Halford from the future?

#FrightClub
a man with a beard and sunglasses is wearing a black jacket
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM