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Derek Writes Stuff
@derekwrites.bsky.social
Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying
What a loser
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How I imagine Christopher Anderson reacting while the administration asked if he got good photos
a man wearing a blonde wig and an apple watch is standing in front of a sign that says relax .
ALT: a man wearing a blonde wig and an apple watch is standing in front of a sign that says relax .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I have on good authority that it will sound like sundowning jibberish
December 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Walk this way some time 😘
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You're a goddess 💜
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I wish they'd bring the eyeballs back, I'm sure they were a pain to perform in but it's such an iconic look that it's still what you think of when you think Residents even though they haven't worn any variation on them in 30 years.
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Residents

Experimental/art rock band that has never shown their faces or performed under their real names.

Sonically they are a bit like if TMBG had an evil doppelganger. Some of their stuff verges on unlistenable but they are also capable of some truly beautiful compositions
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
♥️♥️♥️
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Cuban revealing that he knows no actual creators
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
So the headline doesn't match its contents in the least
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
What a bunch of Fucking losers
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I love Muppet outtakes, the operators are so professional they even mouth their flubs
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
And every picture has been just as lovely 😍
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"You want to f***in steal some f***in presents from these Whoville c***s***ers, you tell them to put that green s*** on you, and they can lick your furry green b***s."
December 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You've finally created a lore creature too extreme for the social media algorithm
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If you're doing anything bipartisan right now, it shows me that you got fleeced on something.
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM