Derek Writes Stuff
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Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying
Single Female Lawyer
Fighting for her clients
Wearing sexy mini skirts
And being self reliant
Fighting for her clients
Wearing sexy mini skirts
And being self reliant
December 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Single Female Lawyer
Fighting for her clients
Wearing sexy mini skirts
And being self reliant
Fighting for her clients
Wearing sexy mini skirts
And being self reliant
@rerez.net will never run out of material so long as people keep shoving quadruple digits of ROM hacks on a single hard drive.
Saw three Meta ads in a row for three different pirate handhelds. Meta does not give a flip about it.
Saw three Meta ads in a row for three different pirate handhelds. Meta does not give a flip about it.
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@rerez.net will never run out of material so long as people keep shoving quadruple digits of ROM hacks on a single hard drive.
Saw three Meta ads in a row for three different pirate handhelds. Meta does not give a flip about it.
Saw three Meta ads in a row for three different pirate handhelds. Meta does not give a flip about it.
Maybe the real The Queen of Versailles was the friends we made along the way
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Maybe the real The Queen of Versailles was the friends we made along the way
This made me smile
December 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This made me smile
The Alamo's Godzilla popcorn bucket is seems unwieldy but awesome
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Alamo's Godzilla popcorn bucket is seems unwieldy but awesome
After being advised to reintroduce warmer autumnal colors to my closet, I came across this sweater in a Goodwill
So now I'm going full college professor for the office Christmas gathering
So now I'm going full college professor for the office Christmas gathering
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
After being advised to reintroduce warmer autumnal colors to my closet, I came across this sweater in a Goodwill
So now I'm going full college professor for the office Christmas gathering
So now I'm going full college professor for the office Christmas gathering
Pointes by Kandinsky
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Pointes by Kandinsky
When your Grinch photo op gets a cease and desist but you are using that costume, dammit
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When your Grinch photo op gets a cease and desist but you are using that costume, dammit
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
You thought Krampus was evil? This Santa gives everyone stale fruit bread
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You thought Krampus was evil? This Santa gives everyone stale fruit bread
I cannot even explain the hours and hours of research and breakdowns that have gone into this outfit and wanting to not look like shit in front of my gorgeous stylish glamorous coworkers
And I'm still totally unable to tell if its a good color for me or not
And I'm still totally unable to tell if its a good color for me or not
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I cannot even explain the hours and hours of research and breakdowns that have gone into this outfit and wanting to not look like shit in front of my gorgeous stylish glamorous coworkers
And I'm still totally unable to tell if its a good color for me or not
And I'm still totally unable to tell if its a good color for me or not
Guess Cuomo didn't suck up to enough millionaires
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Guess Cuomo didn't suck up to enough millionaires
So are we not going to point out that the Avatar movie series went to the water kingdom and is now going to the fire kingdom?
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So are we not going to point out that the Avatar movie series went to the water kingdom and is now going to the fire kingdom?
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
No....
No....
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
No....
No....
I made an honest attempt at that very specific shape of Pedro Pascal's moustache/scruff combo, it works better when it's not gray I guess
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I made an honest attempt at that very specific shape of Pedro Pascal's moustache/scruff combo, it works better when it's not gray I guess
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
Very cool staging for the Aurora production of Come From Away
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Very cool staging for the Aurora production of Come From Away
There's gonna be a lawsuit about this
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
There's gonna be a lawsuit about this
October 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
CNN trying to make it seem like they weren't actively covering up for Trump while pushing every story the right wanted covered:
October 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
CNN trying to make it seem like they weren't actively covering up for Trump while pushing every story the right wanted covered:
New favorite Halloween costume:
Worst actor in a box office bomb
Worst actor in a box office bomb
September 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
New favorite Halloween costume:
Worst actor in a box office bomb
Worst actor in a box office bomb