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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach
@derekneverfails.bsky.social
Online fitness coach, Nutritionist and overall badass. I have a lot to say about our government, and I help people get into the best shape of their lives.
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@bodycoachderek.substack.com

Website:
Revengebodyfitnessandnutrition.com
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The election was hacked. You know it and I know it.
The assassination attempt was staged as fuck.
Am I a conspiracy theorist? Nope, I just have a goddamn brain
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We’ve all seen him “dance”.
He doesn’t need a ballroom, he needs a mental institution.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Blue wave baby
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Fitness and Depression- can they work together?
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The Heaviest Weight - My Mental Health Struggles
Depression, Dumbbells, and Daily Prozac: My Battle with the Blues
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October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I did a thing (no more topknot)
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you ever inspire 7 MILLION to pause their lives to show their disgust about the job you are doing, this would be a fantastic sign to hang it the fuck up
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
How about we actually fucking vote this time for Democratic leaders in Midterms and impeach the motherfucker
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ever wonder about “Butt Stuff”? Subscribe and indulge! 🍩

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Butt Stuff- The Ins and Outs of Anal Sex
The Truth About Anal Sex: What Everyone Should Know (for Men and Women)
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October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Want to watch an unmasked ICE officer get arrested and taken away from HIS kids for a change?
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Senator McConnell took a fall today.

They will drag him around like weekend at Bernie’s to maintain their majority.
October 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What in the Pillsbury Proud Boys is this
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. tRump swept every swing state—each just above mandatory recount thresholds. What are odds? About one in never.

It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬

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She Won, Part III: The Devil Is In The Data
88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. Trump swept every swing state—each just below the mandatory recount thresholds. What are the odds? About one in never.
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June 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is turning himself in
October 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Yeah okay, this no name got 26 MILLION plays on Spotify, but go on.
You’re just mad because we have all of the cool celebs, sports, and now country music 🖕🏻
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fox News did to grown ass adults what they said video games would do to kids
October 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How was your summer? Did you feel comfortable in a bathing suit? Did you participate in events or did your insecurities keep you home? I can help.
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The president of Puerto Rico sounds like a real asshole
October 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ed Begley Jr bought me a Black Russian last night, no big deal 😳❤️
October 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
October 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There are so many quotes or pieces of advice that simply aged out.
One being:
“Be the bigger person”.
Sorry, my bigness isn’t determined by how much hate and abuse I absorb.
It’s determined by how much I try to end it.
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ANTIFA has just designated the Republican Party as a terrorist organization
September 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You know what we did with Disney?
You think maybe we can do that to get healthcare?
September 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM