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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach

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Online fitness coach, Nutritionist and overall badass. I have a lot to say about our government, and I help people get into the best shape of their lives. Follow me on Substack: @bodycoachderek.substack.com Website: Revengebodyfitnessandnutrition.com

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · Feb 18

The election was hacked. You know it and I know it.
The assassination attempt was staged as fuck.
Am I a conspiracy theorist? Nope, I just have a goddamn brain

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 2d

Fitness and Depression- can they work together?
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The Heaviest Weight - My Mental Health Struggles

Depression, Dumbbells, and Daily Prozac: My Battle with the Blues

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 2d

I did a thing (no more topknot)

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 12d

If you ever inspire 7 MILLION to pause their lives to show their disgust about the job you are doing, this would be a fantastic sign to hang it the fuck up

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 14d

How about we actually fucking vote this time for Democratic leaders in Midterms and impeach the motherfucker

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 14d

Ever wonder about “Butt Stuff”? Subscribe and indulge! 🍩

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Butt Stuff- The Ins and Outs of Anal Sex

The Truth About Anal Sex: What Everyone Should Know (for Men and Women)

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 15d

I’ll pass LOL

Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 15d

Want to watch an unmasked ICE officer get arrested and taken away from HIS kids for a change?

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𝙹𝚊𝚢 𝙵 𝙰𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚍 @jayfarrellarnold.bsky.social · 16d

Senator McConnell took a fall today.

They will drag him around like weekend at Bernie’s to maintain their majority.

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 16d

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MEN and The Skinny on WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS

Why More Men Are Turning to Semaglutide — and Seeing Big Results

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 16d

What in the Pillsbury Proud Boys is this

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 17d

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Women and Creatine: An Incredible Combo

Why More Women Should Be Using Creatine — for Both Muscle and Mind

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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social · Jun 19

88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. tRump swept every swing state—each just above mandatory recount thresholds. What are odds? About one in never.

It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬

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She Won, Part III: The Devil Is In The Data

88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. Trump swept every swing state—each just below the mandatory recount thresholds. What are the odds? About one in never.

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 21d

😂😂😂

Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 24d

BREAKING: Donald Trump is turning himself in

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 24d

Yeah okay, this no name got 26 MILLION plays on Spotify, but go on.
You’re just mad because we have all of the cool celebs, sports, and now country music 🖕🏻

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 25d

You are an interesting case, but not as rare as you might think! Would you be kind enough to contact me? I would love to talk to you.

Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 25d

😂😂😂I am
Laughing WITH you, BTW. That was awesome. Contact me on my website please, I would absolutely
Love to chat with you.
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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 25d

Fox News did to grown ass adults what they said video games would do to kids

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 25d

How was your summer? Did you feel comfortable in a bathing suit? Did you participate in events or did your insecurities keep you home? I can help.

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 25d

The president of Puerto Rico sounds like a real asshole

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · 27d

Ed Begley Jr bought me a Black Russian last night, no big deal 😳❤️

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · Oct 2

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · Oct 1

Now we’re talking

Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · Sep 30

There are so many quotes or pieces of advice that simply aged out.
One being:
“Be the bigger person”.
Sorry, my bigness isn’t determined by how much hate and abuse I absorb.
It’s determined by how much I try to end it.

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Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach @derekneverfails.bsky.social · Sep 30

BREAKING NEWS: ANTIFA has just designated the Republican Party as a terrorist organization

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