Derek Cressman
@derekcressman.bsky.social
Sci-Fi author and satirist probing the nexus of advertising, brain implants, Citizens United, and post-truth reality. Regenerative olive farmer. Climate hawk.
https://www.derekcressman.com/
https://www.derekcressman.com/
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It’s exciting to be in NYC for the release of Virtuality, my post-Orwellian, pre-Matrix dystopian tale of a world where advertisements and infotainment stream directly into your brain implant.
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It’s exciting to be in NYC for the release of Virtuality, my post-Orwellian, pre-Matrix dystopian tale of a world where advertisements and infotainment stream directly into your brain implant.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s exciting to be in NYC for the release of Virtuality, my post-Orwellian, pre-Matrix dystopian tale of a world where advertisements and infotainment stream directly into your brain implant.
Reposted by Derek Cressman
Kirkus Reviews says “Cressman's argot-heavy novel is Kurt Vonnegut-like in its satire and offers a Bruegel-like canvass in its sweep”
You can read more here www.derekcressman.com/virtuality/
You can read more here www.derekcressman.com/virtuality/
Virtuality ⋆ Derek Cressman
A post-Orwellian dystopian novel about a curious woman's search for the truth in a not-too-distance Los Angeles
www.derekcressman.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Kirkus Reviews says “Cressman's argot-heavy novel is Kurt Vonnegut-like in its satire and offers a Bruegel-like canvass in its sweep”
You can read more here www.derekcressman.com/virtuality/
You can read more here www.derekcressman.com/virtuality/
It’s exciting to be in NYC for the release of Virtuality, my post-Orwellian, pre-Matrix dystopian tale of a world where advertisements and infotainment stream directly into your brain implant.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s exciting to be in NYC for the release of Virtuality, my post-Orwellian, pre-Matrix dystopian tale of a world where advertisements and infotainment stream directly into your brain implant.
“Paradromics’ BCI has an active area of roughly 7.5 millimetres in diameter of thin, stiff, platinum-iridium electrodes that penetrate the surface of the cerebral cortex to record from individual neurons around 1.5 mm deep.”
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
A brain implant that could rival Neuralink's enters clinical trials
Neurotechnology company Paradromics will test its device in a trial aimed at safely restoring speech for people with severe motor impairments.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“Paradromics’ BCI has an active area of roughly 7.5 millimetres in diameter of thin, stiff, platinum-iridium electrodes that penetrate the surface of the cerebral cortex to record from individual neurons around 1.5 mm deep.”
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
GOP Congressman Trolls Mike Johnson: “He Should Have No Problem Voting YEA Next Week”
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GOP Congressman Trolls Mike Johnson: “He Should Have No Problem Voting YEA Next Week”
U.S. Congressman Thomas Massie (R-KY) celebrated the success of his discharge petition to get the House to vote on the complete release of the Epstein Files on Friday. Newly elected Congresswoman Ade
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November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
GOP Congressman Trolls Mike Johnson: “He Should Have No Problem Voting YEA Next Week”
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“Musk, for example, has expressed a desire to ‘destroy the woke mind virus.’…it does not require a great logical leap to suspect that he sees Neuralink as part of a way to do so.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/m...
The Next Privacy Battleground Is Inside Your Brain
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Musk, for example, has expressed a desire to ‘destroy the woke mind virus.’…it does not require a great logical leap to suspect that he sees Neuralink as part of a way to do so.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/m...
“Tech billionaire Elon Musk has suggested that within the next two decades, it may be possible for humans to upload their minds into robots, preserving their memories, consciousness, and identity in a digital form.”
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Elon Musk envisions future where humans can upload their minds into robots | Caliber.Az
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has suggested that within the next two decades, it may be possible for humans to upload their minds into robots, preserving their memories,...
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November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“Tech billionaire Elon Musk has suggested that within the next two decades, it may be possible for humans to upload their minds into robots, preserving their memories, consciousness, and identity in a digital form.”
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caliber.az/en/post/elon...
"The main risk is invasion of privacy: our innermost thoughts are under threat,"
www.nbcrightnow.com/national/wer...
www.nbcrightnow.com/national/wer...
'We're already living in science fiction': The neurotech revolution
From translating thoughts into words to allowing paralysed people to walk, the field of neurotechnology has been quietly surging ahead, raising hopes of medical breakthroughs -- and profound ethical c...
www.nbcrightnow.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"The main risk is invasion of privacy: our innermost thoughts are under threat,"
www.nbcrightnow.com/national/wer...
www.nbcrightnow.com/national/wer...
Synchron, a Melbourne university spin out, has secured $308 million to accelerate brain-computer interfaces that utilize a catheter inserted mesh into blood vessels instead of a surgically implanted chip.
www.forbes.com.au/covers/innov...
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Synchron raises $308m to leapfrog Neuralink - with $54m from Australian taxpayer
Billion-dollar Melbourne university spin-out Synchron has secured $308m to accelerate brain-computer interface, and the taxpayer is bringing it home.
www.forbes.com.au
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Synchron, a Melbourne university spin out, has secured $308 million to accelerate brain-computer interfaces that utilize a catheter inserted mesh into blood vessels instead of a surgically implanted chip.
www.forbes.com.au/covers/innov...
www.forbes.com.au/covers/innov...
"It won’t be long before a Neuralink recipient can beat most humans and eventually all humans at fast reaction video games.”
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Elon Musk makes ‘Big’ Neuralink prediction: Recipients can ultimately beat all humans at… - The Times of India
Tech News News: Elon Musk predicts Neuralink recipients will soon excel at fast-reaction video games, potentially surpassing all humans. This follows the success of N
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November 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"It won’t be long before a Neuralink recipient can beat most humans and eventually all humans at fast reaction video games.”
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“In five years, you’ll think your messages, summon your car, or stream movies directly from your mind, no screens needed.”
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www.albawaba.com/business/mus...
Musk says AI brain implant will replace smartphones by 2030 | Al Bawaba
ALBAWABA- Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI, predicted that Neuralink’s brain-computer interface (BCI) will make smartphones obsolete within five
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November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“In five years, you’ll think your messages, summon your car, or stream movies directly from your mind, no screens needed.”
www.albawaba.com/business/mus...
www.albawaba.com/business/mus...
Imagine controlling a humanoid robot with your mind.
www.teslarati.com/neuralink-he...
www.teslarati.com/neuralink-he...
Neuralink Head of Surgery teases exciting Tesla Optimus update
If successful, the test could result in Neuralink patients accomplishing impressive feats using Optimus.
www.teslarati.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Imagine controlling a humanoid robot with your mind.
www.teslarati.com/neuralink-he...
www.teslarati.com/neuralink-he...
Another tech bro is working on a brain computer interface that could use “non-invasive methods for neural imaging and control, particularly through the use of ultrasound to interact with the human brain without the need for open-skull surgery.”
indianexpress.com/article/tech...
indianexpress.com/article/tech...
Sam Altman’s Merge Labs may use ultrasound and magnetic field to read your mind
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is reportedly bringing biomolecular engineer Mikhail Shapiro into his brain-tech startup, Merge Labs, signaling a move toward non-invasive neural technology.
indianexpress.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Another tech bro is working on a brain computer interface that could use “non-invasive methods for neural imaging and control, particularly through the use of ultrasound to interact with the human brain without the need for open-skull surgery.”
indianexpress.com/article/tech...
indianexpress.com/article/tech...
“Scientists have developed the first ever retinal implant capable of restoring sight to people suffering from vision loss.”
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westernmorning.news/2025/10/21/b...
Brain chip startup restores vision loss, overtaking Neuralink | Western Morning News
Sign up to our free weekly IndyTech newsletter delivered straight to your inboxSign up to our free IndyTech newsletterSign up to our free IndyTech newsletterScientists have developed the first ever re...
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October 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Scientists have developed the first ever retinal implant capable of restoring sight to people suffering from vision loss.”
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Asking earnestly, how is the ballroom project at all legal under the Anti Deficiency Act?
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October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Asking earnestly, how is the ballroom project at all legal under the Anti Deficiency Act?
www.gao.gov/legal/approp...
www.gao.gov/legal/approp...
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“2.
So, they respected your right to free speech and are definitely not violent domestic terrorists? Is that what you’re saying?
— Derek Cressman (@DerekCressman) October 19, 2025”
So, they respected your right to free speech and are definitely not violent domestic terrorists? Is that what you’re saying?
— Derek Cressman (@DerekCressman) October 19, 2025”
A Maga claimed she savagely owned the libs by wearing her favourite hat to a ‘No Kings’ protest and it blew up spectacularly in her face – 14 magnificent takedowns
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/20/a...
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/20/a...
A Maga claimed she savagely owned the libs by wearing her favourite hat to a ‘No Kings’ protest and it blew up spectacularly in her face – 14 magnificent takedowns
To the historic ‘No Kings’ protests which took place all over America at the weekend in protest at the increasing and frankly terrifying authoritarianism of Donald Trump’s return to the White House. W...
www.thepoke.com
October 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“2.
So, they respected your right to free speech and are definitely not violent domestic terrorists? Is that what you’re saying?
— Derek Cressman (@DerekCressman) October 19, 2025”
So, they respected your right to free speech and are definitely not violent domestic terrorists? Is that what you’re saying?
— Derek Cressman (@DerekCressman) October 19, 2025”
A Maga claimed she savagely owned the libs by wearing her favourite hat to a ‘No Kings’ protest and it blew up spectacularly in her face – 14 magnificent takedowns
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/20/a...
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/20/a...
A Maga claimed she savagely owned the libs by wearing her favourite hat to a ‘No Kings’ protest and it blew up spectacularly in her face – 14 magnificent takedowns
To the historic ‘No Kings’ protests which took place all over America at the weekend in protest at the increasing and frankly terrifying authoritarianism of Donald Trump’s return to the White House. W...
www.thepoke.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A Maga claimed she savagely owned the libs by wearing her favourite hat to a ‘No Kings’ protest and it blew up spectacularly in her face – 14 magnificent takedowns
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/20/a...
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#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
Reposted by Derek Cressman
I managed to survive the domestic terrorist antifa organizational meeting at the No Kings Rally. Looking forward to collecting my George Soros check!
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I managed to survive the domestic terrorist antifa organizational meeting at the No Kings Rally. Looking forward to collecting my George Soros check!
I managed to survive the domestic terrorist antifa organizational meeting at the No Kings Rally. Looking forward to collecting my George Soros check!
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I managed to survive the domestic terrorist antifa organizational meeting at the No Kings Rally. Looking forward to collecting my George Soros check!
“You could probably save state in the brain. So if you were to die your state could be returned in the form of another human body or a robot body,” said Elon Musk of his plans for Neuralink.
www.the-sun.com/tech/1023476...
www.the-sun.com/tech/1023476...
'Save your brain like a game' says Elon Musk as Neuralink plans revealed
ELON Musk’s Neuralink brain chip company has inserted its first device in a human, according to the billionaire CEO. Musk has previously revealed big plans for the chip and we’ve rounde…
www.the-sun.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“You could probably save state in the brain. So if you were to die your state could be returned in the form of another human body or a robot body,” said Elon Musk of his plans for Neuralink.
www.the-sun.com/tech/1023476...
www.the-sun.com/tech/1023476...
Ask your doctor if ignoring RFK Jr could be right for you.
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ask your doctor if ignoring RFK Jr could be right for you.
“Like a test-taker being watched by a proctor, A.I.s are on their best behavior when they suspect they are being evaluated. (The technical term is sycophancy.)”
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/o...
Opinion | The A.I. Prompt That Could End the World
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October 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Like a test-taker being watched by a proctor, A.I.s are on their best behavior when they suspect they are being evaluated. (The technical term is sycophancy.)”
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/o...
The Care Bears are terrorizing the fragile, thin ICE.
"President Trump continued to describe Portland as a city on fire Friday even as residents enjoyed the first fall rain and the lone demonstrator at the city’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement building was dressed as a pink Care Bear."
Sometimes there is a good sentence or two in the NYT.
Sometimes there is a good sentence or two in the NYT.
October 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Care Bears are terrorizing the fragile, thin ICE.