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These things are generally not happening to wealthy liberals in the cities or conservatives in the suburbs, so mainstream local media doesn't feel the urgency to cover them
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Yes! there is a very hopeful and galvanizing story emerging about grassroots response and resistance efforts, but we need someone to tell it to a large audience, and responsibly
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Whoops, alt text on second image should read:
Oh I'm past that. It's one thing to vote against your Interests but it's another thing entirely to willingly support a fascist...sorry
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Once you decide that human rights should be conditional on how that human voted, you too can be "past" empthy like this evolved individual
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oops, looks like I can't
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’ll dm you!
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's okay, though, because the same newsletter announced a crafting event where students can attach reflective materials to their clothing and backpacks, to stay safe in the dark

sAfEtY iS a ShArEd ReSpOnSiBiLiTy
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"This doesn't always happen." Nice exonerative language there!

I wonder how that student feels, reading this.
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Please remember to look both ways when crossing Grand Ave. Although traffic is required to yield to pedestrians in crosswalks, this doesn't always happen and winter weather can make stopping quickly difficult. Protect yourself by using caution when crossing roadways."
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I hate it here
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“Sorry I may have given you life-altering injuries! It’s just an honest whooopsie! Good luck paying for all of that!”
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
that the driver in this crash was not a “community member” (implying that issuing such a safety reminder would be pointless) and that the driver tried to stop but slid on the ice and that’s why they hit the student. 🙃
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM