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"Probably about time to retire for the day.. 'ppreciate the well wishes, just.. got a low battery these days. My bad."
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Probably about time to retire for the day.. 'ppreciate the well wishes, just.. got a low battery these days. My bad."
"Oh, thanks...!"
"Hey, happy birthday!".
happy birthday to me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Oh, thanks...!"
"Thanks, thanks... Thank you."
"Happy birthday!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Thanks, thanks... Thank you."
"Well.. y'know what, fair enough. Guess I'd do something similar if Santa hats weren't so fIammable."
He peered over at the gifts, unable to hide his curiosity.
"Gosh... You didn't have to get me anything, but I'm guessing you're not gonna take no for an answer, huh?"
He peered over at the gifts, unable to hide his curiosity.
"Gosh... You didn't have to get me anything, but I'm guessing you're not gonna take no for an answer, huh?"
"Oh, I do a lot of this for fun! But giving my besties their (late) birthday gifts is an especially great pleasure!"
"Now I know we're not really besties, I'm not the same as your Peter Parker but I did get you some sweet swag..."
~
"Now I know we're not really besties, I'm not the same as your Peter Parker but I did get you some sweet swag..."
~
"Woah, hey, Spider-pants! Were some kids extra nice this year, and they put you on early present duty, or what gives?"
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Well.. y'know what, fair enough. Guess I'd do something similar if Santa hats weren't so fIammable."
He peered over at the gifts, unable to hide his curiosity.
"Gosh... You didn't have to get me anything, but I'm guessing you're not gonna take no for an answer, huh?"
He peered over at the gifts, unable to hide his curiosity.
"Gosh... You didn't have to get me anything, but I'm guessing you're not gonna take no for an answer, huh?"
"Woah, hey, Spider-pants! Were some kids extra nice this year, and they put you on early present duty, or what gives?"
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
"Johnny!"
Pete swung over to the not-his-Johnny, but his friend, with a little sack over his shoulder.
"Made me break my Santa outfit out early."
Pete swung over to the not-his-Johnny, but his friend, with a little sack over his shoulder.
"Made me break my Santa outfit out early."
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"Woah, hey, Spider-pants! Were some kids extra nice this year, and they put you on early present duty, or what gives?"
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
"Yeah, that sounds perfect... Thanks. Means a lot to me."
"I'll get some movies and snacks.
Happy Birthday, Storm."
Happy Birthday, Storm."
"I'd appreciate it a lot.. my other option was gonna be staying in the basement for the day, but no doubt they'd check there first for me."
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Yeah, that sounds perfect... Thanks. Means a lot to me."
"I'd appreciate it a lot.. my other option was gonna be staying in the basement for the day, but no doubt they'd check there first for me."
“I can set up some shit in the cooler.”
"Mostly a quiet day, I think.."
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"I'd appreciate it a lot.. my other option was gonna be staying in the basement for the day, but no doubt they'd check there first for me."
"An extra hour of sleep and the new A Very Spidey Christmas album..."
"You're a good lad, Johnny. What would you like for your birthday?"
"... thanks."
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"An extra hour of sleep and the new A Very Spidey Christmas album..."
"... thanks."
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"... thanks."
happy birthday to me.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
happy birthday to me.
"Mostly a quiet day, I think.."
"Want anything special?"
birthday tomorrow, huh ...
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Mostly a quiet day, I think.."
birthday tomorrow, huh ...
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
birthday tomorrow, huh ...
"Thanks. I mean.. uh, nyan."
Taking a veeeery long sip... tastes like.. futures and foundations.
Taking a veeeery long sip... tastes like.. futures and foundations.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Thanks. I mean.. uh, nyan."
Taking a veeeery long sip... tastes like.. futures and foundations.
Taking a veeeery long sip... tastes like.. futures and foundations.
"... I guess that's updates. Uh, anyways... I gotta find a good hiding spot for next week... don't wanna face birthday embarrassment..."
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"... I guess that's updates. Uh, anyways... I gotta find a good hiding spot for next week... don't wanna face birthday embarrassment..."
"... so. Kinda funny story.. the Doom from our universe just accidentally defeated himself, so I guess next week will be a bit quiet for us..."
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"... so. Kinda funny story.. the Doom from our universe just accidentally defeated himself, so I guess next week will be a bit quiet for us..."
"Nya..."
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"Nya..."
clears throat..
"Like, um.. y'know .. nya?"
"Like, um.. y'know .. nya?"
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
clears throat..
"Like, um.. y'know .. nya?"
"Like, um.. y'know .. nya?"
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Huh. Guess everything really was a misunderstanding.
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Huh. Guess everything really was a misunderstanding.
🍬🍫!!!
"Have a lot of trick or treaters come by already?"
"Have a lot of trick or treaters come by already?"
“ oh! the spider! ”
candy into the bag.
candy into the bag.
"Really obscure superhero, probably haven't heard of the guy.. uh, his name is Spider-Guy or something like that."
October 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
🍬🍫!!!
"Have a lot of trick or treaters come by already?"
"Have a lot of trick or treaters come by already?"
"Really obscure superhero, probably haven't heard of the guy.. uh, his name is Spider-Guy or something like that."
“ johnny! my ray of sunshine! who are you dressed as? ”
... trick or treat!
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Really obscure superhero, probably haven't heard of the guy.. uh, his name is Spider-Guy or something like that."
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well, this car is automatic
it's systematic
it's hydromatic
why, it's greased lightnin'
it's systematic
it's hydromatic
why, it's greased lightnin'
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
well, this car is automatic
it's systematic
it's hydromatic
why, it's greased lightnin'
it's systematic
it's hydromatic
why, it's greased lightnin'