Roger Kangaroo
denis-devlin.bsky.social
Roger Kangaroo
@denis-devlin.bsky.social
Born at a young age, grew up, got old. The true measure of a society is how it treats those least able to look after themselves. And cats are evil... I know, I own 2. Apparently I am a Google Truffle Pig.
Need some advice here.

I keep getting conversation and follows from single attractive women, obvious honey pot luring.

Anyone know what the scam is they are trying to pull?
It is a definite pattern.
As soon as it looks dodgy, I inform them I am a Nigerian Prince who needs to move some gold...
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Anyone who thinks the warehouses ICE are procuring are for illegal immigrants, you are a gullible idiot.
Why do you think they are keeping tabs on you, so they can round you up, Wake up ffs.
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
What the living fuck? 😳

The first international cricket game was between Canada and the US in 1844.

I think I need a strong drink and a sit down. 🫤
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 AM
It sounds like World War 3 happening here, the gun club across the road are having a "shotgun day" and have got the traps out and letting loose at them.
Every time I hear two shots close together, I am like...
"Missed the first one didn't you eh?"
😁
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Wonder how many people Mike "Tiny" Johnson has to piss off for a motion to vacate happens?

*other nick names I have for Mike are...
"Hasno"
"Flacid"
But tiny is my favourite. 😁
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Durban Poison late on day 3. 🙃
She is poking her head out to say hello. 😁

I got hold of some seeds, still cloning my original Durban Poison, just curious.
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Pam Biondi to Trump is as Gislane Maxwell to Epstein.
February 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
The main federal laws on obstruction of justice are found under Title 18 of the U.S. Code, Chapter 73.

Find who wrote the press announcement of Epstein's death the day BEFORE he died, and explain they are going to spend the next 30 years getting serially pack raped in jail.

make them sing.
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Happy Birthday to my bong, turns 40 this year. 👍

All stainless, knocks apart for easy cleaning with steel wool, and goes back together with no air leaks every time. Teflon bung in the bottom with an "O" ring makes it simple to disassemble and reassemble.

Clever little fuck aren't I? 🤣
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
They have messed around with YouTube appearance and other shit again...
*sigh

Fuckwits.
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This, just this.

"18 U.S.C. § 1512 is a federal statute under Chapter 73 (Obstruction of Justice) that criminalizes tampering with a witness, victim, or informant to hinder official proceedings."

Pam Biondi is looking at 20 years.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWij...
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
YouTube video by CCRVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Epstein...

I imagined worst case scenario for what happened on the island. Like what are the WORST things you can imagine.

Raping pre pubescent children..?
Torturing children while fucking them..?
Snuff films and torture films..?

All 3 have been disclosed.
Sick fucks.
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Fishing in Australia... 🫢
You gotta get em in quick! 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Just curious, Epstein had some Russians put in hidden surveillance cameras.
The videos have got to be somewhere...
C'mon Putin, release the videos!

"Putin has a film of him blowing Bubba."
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I hope once the investigations begin, that those "sick fucks" (not my words, lol) are able to be prosecuted and locked up under state laws, because there is goona be a shitload of pardons floating around.

If not, time for the blue states to enact some retrospective laws...
NOW!
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"...

I am not going to be the only person here with this stuck in my head...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc0x...
Doo Wah Diddy Manfred Mann REMASTERED VIDEO TRUE 1964 STEREO HiQ Hybrid JARichardsFilm
YouTube video by jarichards99utube
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Ever done a fart so big your pants fit better? 🤔

It is times like this where I regret living by myself...
No one to share those small magic moments with.
🫤
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Hey, when does NASCAR kick off?

You mob are seriously going to regret letting that bloody Kiwi play your game. He's a freak, you can stick him in anything and he will make it dance. You're gonna get embarrassed. He does it to everyone...

GO GIZ!

*(North American Sport Centred Around Rednecks) 😁
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
My day is over before it began.
There is nothing I can do today that will even come close to this, I am going back to bed.

Respect!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVj...
Unicycling Darth Vader upgrades to Flaming Bagpipes - Keep Portland Weird - The Unipiper *Official*
YouTube video by The Unipiper
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Wow, just wow.
Did the catholic church just stand up to a paedophile ring?
WTF, so out of character...

Quoting Matthew 25:35 to a maga "christians" is pointless.
February 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Was just thinking, I don't want to see Kamala as the next president.
I want to see her use all that prosecutors knowledge and prosecute the fuck out of every piece of human garbage in the files.
Hound them to oblivion.
Name and shame them.
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Peter Gabriel...

... in an industry that is ego driven, there were a lot of his peers eager to stand up and tell the world he is just a decent bloke all round.

Interesting...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJ...
Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer (HD version)
YouTube video by Peter Gabriel
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Oh shit...

Lived in this house for 5 years and never seen a Willy Wag Tail on the property and just went out the back and there was one waiting for me.

I am expecting a phone call.
They only ever turn up for one reason.
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
This Epstein thing is getting beyond comprehension.

Just saw a picture of friggen Richard Dawkins on his plane heading to the Island...

He's done.
A lifetime of respect for his work down the drain as far as I am concerned.
He has suddenly become human garbage.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Stumbled across this.

I don't think this bloke is Robinson Crusoe...
Being half a world away it is hard to get a proper feel for what is happening in the US.

But I think this bloke might be uncomfortably close to the way a LOT of people are feeling.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UjH...
The rant that all normal people are feeling.
YouTube video by Bill Jubran
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM