Elbert Ainstein
@dengusmaximus.bsky.social
I invented Physics, Comedy and the Elbow.
"The second most racist thing was when Trump didnt pick me for his VP, despite my exquisite boot licking"
The MAGA Republican demanded that the president remove the post, describing it as “the most racist thing” he’s seen from the White House.
Black Republican Finally Breaks From Trump Over Vile Video
He didn’t exactly go after the president directly though.
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February 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
"The second most racist thing was when Trump didnt pick me for his VP, despite my exquisite boot licking"
Can you imagine your son was just killed by federal agents and this is what the President of the United States has to say?
While talking about Alex Pretti, Trump suggests he feels even worse about Renee Good because her parents were Trump fans.
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
He's going to try to get on Mt. Rushmore.
January 27, 2026 at 3:36 PM
He's going to try to get on Mt. Rushmore.
There shall be built a monument to Pretti and Good and the thousands who have been made to suffer. We must pledge this. So we may never forget, not only 'it can happen here', but that 'it is happening here'
#pretti #minneapolis
#pretti #minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
There shall be built a monument to Pretti and Good and the thousands who have been made to suffer. We must pledge this. So we may never forget, not only 'it can happen here', but that 'it is happening here'
#pretti #minneapolis
#pretti #minneapolis
You should have lost the election and been in jail Donold. Maybe then you wouldn't have to worry about the pesky polls. This guy wins everything in the world and whines like a toddler who dropped his ice cream cone.
#DementiaDon
#DementiaDon
The ravings of a madman. But I’m just worried, given this manic obsession with “fake” polls, whether he’s about to invade Polland. I’ll get my coat!
January 22, 2026 at 11:10 PM
You should have lost the election and been in jail Donold. Maybe then you wouldn't have to worry about the pesky polls. This guy wins everything in the world and whines like a toddler who dropped his ice cream cone.
#DementiaDon
#DementiaDon
Based on the number of crimes he's committing, he pretty much has to.
Big week for the "seriously, not literally" crowd.
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Based on the number of crimes he's committing, he pretty much has to.
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Big week for the "seriously, not literally" crowd.
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Big week for the "seriously, not literally" crowd.
81 Million Americans told him No in 2020 and his brain melted because it is actually made of a few million maggots holding hands. As a result he tried to overthrow the government. So something similar to that.
Trump is going to finally hear the word “no” tomorrow. What will he do?
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
81 Million Americans told him No in 2020 and his brain melted because it is actually made of a few million maggots holding hands. As a result he tried to overthrow the government. So something similar to that.
"I dont want to (((crap i just soiled myself))) soil it"
Trump: I really don't want to soil it up by asking questions, even questions that are very fair questions, that what I would love to answer. I think we have to just stop right here.
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"I dont want to (((crap i just soiled myself))) soil it"
Because there is no rule that says a president cannot do that. Just like in the movie theatre there are no signs that say 'please do not shit in the seats'. Its generally assumed that mature, stable human beings know how to behave in their environments.
How is Trump getting away with putting those insulting plaques up underneath previous presidents? He’s sure got a bug up his ass about Biden. The hate is unreal. So much hate in the guy in general.
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Because there is no rule that says a president cannot do that. Just like in the movie theatre there are no signs that say 'please do not shit in the seats'. Its generally assumed that mature, stable human beings know how to behave in their environments.
Some one tell this Asshole that its not your house. Its the peoples house.
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Some one tell this Asshole that its not your house. Its the peoples house.
Tear it down. Make him watch. Sell the Qatari Jet to pay for it all
the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Tear it down. Make him watch. Sell the Qatari Jet to pay for it all
Dear sane future President. Tear down this ball room.
P.s. Make Trump watch as you do it.
#Scrotus #potus #ballroom
P.s. Make Trump watch as you do it.
#Scrotus #potus #ballroom
Reporter: “Can the president tear down anything he wants without oversight? Could he demolish this building?”
Leavitt: “It's not the president who came up with that legal opinion himself. That's a legal opinion that's been held by the NCPC for many years.”
Leavitt: “It's not the president who came up with that legal opinion himself. That's a legal opinion that's been held by the NCPC for many years.”
October 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Tariffs are like chainsaws; they aren't good or evil. They are just tools.
P.S. Don't give your chainsaw to a toddler.
#TrumpIsStupid
P.S. Don't give your chainsaw to a toddler.
#TrumpIsStupid
July 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Tariffs are like chainsaws; they aren't good or evil. They are just tools.
P.S. Don't give your chainsaw to a toddler.
#TrumpIsStupid
P.S. Don't give your chainsaw to a toddler.
#TrumpIsStupid
C'mon! Go easy on her will ya. Ya cant be lookin fabulous and be expected to do yer job.
According to a new report Secretary Noem did not sign off on deploying FEMA’s urban search and rescue team to Texas until this Monday—more than three days after the floods struck. In the meantime, she was on Instagram crowd sourcing opinions about her official portrait.
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‘Ludicrous’: New report on Kristi Noem’s 3-day delay of Texas flood rescue
YouTube video by MSNBC
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July 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
C'mon! Go easy on her will ya. Ya cant be lookin fabulous and be expected to do yer job.
Yes, he's known by many many big beautiful names.
Trump gives update on White House ballroom plans, calls it one of his “fun projects”
June 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Yes, he's known by many many big beautiful names.
Now's your chance to buy a Tesla for 1 Million dollars especially if you have some policy matters you want amended.
If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.
June 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Now's your chance to buy a Tesla for 1 Million dollars especially if you have some policy matters you want amended.
TLDR; If you remove all the bad news, all the news is good!
Peter Navarro on CNBC reacts to the shrinking GDP number by insisting it's actually good news because if you strip out the effect of tariffs "you have 3 percent growth. So we really like where we're at now."
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
TLDR; If you remove all the bad news, all the news is good!
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In perilous times
It profits no one
To remain silent
And wait
For decency, to #return.
#vss365 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry
It profits no one
To remain silent
And wait
For decency, to #return.
#vss365 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry
April 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In perilous times
It profits no one
To remain silent
And wait
For decency, to #return.
#vss365 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry
It profits no one
To remain silent
And wait
For decency, to #return.
#vss365 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry
#Tariffs are like shitting your pants to keep the bully away. It might work to keep the bully away, but you end up with shit in your pants.
April 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
#Tariffs are like shitting your pants to keep the bully away. It might work to keep the bully away, but you end up with shit in your pants.
Trump tariffs are to the economy what Bush's weapons of mass destruction in Iraq were to 9/11. An Oopise of epic proportions.
#Tariffs #Stupidity
#Tariffs #Stupidity
April 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Trump tariffs are to the economy what Bush's weapons of mass destruction in Iraq were to 9/11. An Oopise of epic proportions.
#Tariffs #Stupidity
#Tariffs #Stupidity
"Im this big"
March 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Im this big"