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When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.

Oops, All garbage!
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November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
There's not been much talking since the affair.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You are the only one who seems to think his pool sessions aren't a complete grift. The resistance of the water doesn't help anyone resolve conflict, and the nudity feels totally unnecessary.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A huckster.
He is a damn huckster.
I want my wife back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
His advice is snake oil, babe! Fruit by the Foot isn't swimming attire! No matter what he says that's not a life hack!
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
She absolutely does.
She'll lie about it. She's like that.
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just because he's stunningly handsome and offers a free massage after 3 sessions doesn't make him a good counselor!
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
But I hate the Velcro on that outfit! Bonkman is a quack, honey. We talked about this.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Noice!
Looks like Tricky's gone now anyway.
Hello!
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh shit!
Hello.
I thought you were at work!😬
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This has potential. If you need me, I'll be in the lab making squelch sounds.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hey!
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hello
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I accidentally fell into a toxic pattern this summer where I had a life outside of the Internet. I'll try to do better.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Never not either 4 or 9
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM