Spooky Path 🎉
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
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People who compliment my beard never think to ask how much of it is cat hair.
You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
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The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
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There’s no i in team but there’s also no Eldritch horror either and yet here we are
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
There’s no i in team but there’s also no Eldritch horror either and yet here we are
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Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
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genesis was just god’s first mcrib marketing test
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
genesis was just god’s first mcrib marketing test
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Pro tip: if have trouble giving up Starbucks coffee, you can burn any other coffee yourself to get the same bitter flavor at home!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Pro tip: if have trouble giving up Starbucks coffee, you can burn any other coffee yourself to get the same bitter flavor at home!
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for five dollars ill make you holler*
*kick you in the shin
*kick you in the shin
October 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
for five dollars ill make you holler*
*kick you in the shin
*kick you in the shin
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are they…. you know…? (tired)
April 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
are they…. you know…? (tired)
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would be a really fun day for a ‘war of the worlds’ type stunt
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
would be a really fun day for a ‘war of the worlds’ type stunt
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woke up feeling like a cat and then remembered free will does not exist
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
woke up feeling like a cat and then remembered free will does not exist
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tears are just eye piss
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she's in your DMs i'm in your LLMs. you wanna role-play ?
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
she's in your DMs i'm in your LLMs. you wanna role-play ?
Your crush records an old-school mixtape for you, but it's just 60 straight minutes of dubstep.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Your crush records an old-school mixtape for you, but it's just 60 straight minutes of dubstep.
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
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How many decals would it take to form a closed loop of Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing decals?
I need to show my contempt for that method of showing contempt.
I need to show my contempt for that method of showing contempt.
March 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
How many decals would it take to form a closed loop of Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing decals?
I need to show my contempt for that method of showing contempt.
I need to show my contempt for that method of showing contempt.
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
Devastating that square pants never caught on IRL.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Devastating that square pants never caught on IRL.
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Do people who wash their cars know about rain?
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Do people who wash their cars know about rain?
If you see this post a los
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you see this post a los
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I’ve hit post against my will out loud my whole life.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’ve hit post against my will out loud my whole life.
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an extinction level event would fix all of you
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
an extinction level event would fix all of you
As Fall draws to a close, shitposters in their natural habitat begin stashing food and putting on weight in preparation for the cold, desolate, very-online months.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
As Fall draws to a close, shitposters in their natural habitat begin stashing food and putting on weight in preparation for the cold, desolate, very-online months.