instant murder noodle
@dellwayft.bsky.social
The stoat known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled stoat-poster, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion & weird little outlier who strayed on through. He/him/it, θΔ. 🔞
It’s that time again! It’s #StoatSaturday!
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It’s that time again! It’s #StoatSaturday!
I'm already a full-time stoat, so this doesn't apply.
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I'm already a full-time stoat, so this doesn't apply.
They’re perfectly welcome to it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
They’re perfectly welcome to it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Don’t look now, but your stoat is broken.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Don’t look now, but your stoat is broken.
I'm gonna be real
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm gonna be real
I gotta love it when these companies announce new fangled features they think customers want, but all they end up doing is committing commercial suicide.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I gotta love it when these companies announce new fangled features they think customers want, but all they end up doing is committing commercial suicide.
![If centaurs exist, then there must also exist an equal number of these guys. Think about it, the logic is inescapable. And no, I don't know who puts on their underware for them every morning. [Yick! ;)]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4syfronked2hzeyghwwadkw/bafkreihab6eqi22ob4mi7fjujlnqa232upp77bkf4sw2s2ztqqmoaa4wr4@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Murder bird. Ostriches may be silly, emus may be dopey, but cassowaries are fucking evil incarnate. And it's a good thing these things eat just fruit, or we'd all be fucked.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Murder bird. Ostriches may be silly, emus may be dopey, but cassowaries are fucking evil incarnate. And it's a good thing these things eat just fruit, or we'd all be fucked.