cat dilf
@defundpoppunk.bsky.social
sometimes making software but mostly breaking software
this could be me, rootin and tootin, but i'm playin
November 7, 2023 at 4:49 PM
this could be me, rootin and tootin, but i'm playin
don't fucking do it
November 7, 2023 at 12:34 PM
don't fucking do it
mount rushmore is so pretty 🥰
November 6, 2023 at 4:20 PM
mount rushmore is so pretty 🥰
for the small price of $246,105 we can briefly inconvenience the nypd
November 3, 2023 at 2:40 PM
for the small price of $246,105 we can briefly inconvenience the nypd
if i don't look like this when we're done i'm not interested
November 1, 2023 at 1:38 AM
if i don't look like this when we're done i'm not interested
i'm sure there's a pretty great reason these 3 mouths are on my camera roll in order but fuck if i remember what it is
November 1, 2023 at 12:50 AM
i'm sure there's a pretty great reason these 3 mouths are on my camera roll in order but fuck if i remember what it is
i am the bus driver and my sanity is the bus
October 30, 2023 at 11:19 PM
i am the bus driver and my sanity is the bus
when i grow up i want to be matt berninger but also have sex with matt berninger
October 30, 2023 at 11:17 PM
when i grow up i want to be matt berninger but also have sex with matt berninger
fuckin knew he had a whole ass bakery down there
October 30, 2023 at 10:35 PM
fuckin knew he had a whole ass bakery down there
a hot dog eating competition but they dunk the buns in pepto instead of water
October 29, 2023 at 11:23 PM
a hot dog eating competition but they dunk the buns in pepto instead of water
also: licking taki dust off someone else's fingers, lady-and-the-tramping sour sketti, tootin lines off dongs
October 29, 2023 at 11:11 PM
also: licking taki dust off someone else's fingers, lady-and-the-tramping sour sketti, tootin lines off dongs
the llama, the flame, the muse
October 29, 2023 at 3:44 PM
the llama, the flame, the muse
this mf gonna make you howl at the moon
October 27, 2023 at 10:54 PM
this mf gonna make you howl at the moon
moby looks like his dick is always kinda wet for some reason
October 23, 2023 at 1:24 AM
moby looks like his dick is always kinda wet for some reason
my follower count is 47 so to celebrate, here is a picture of me from 47
October 16, 2023 at 5:23 PM
my follower count is 47 so to celebrate, here is a picture of me from 47
lol also hell yeah past me
October 16, 2023 at 2:34 PM
lol also hell yeah past me
me after i've paid all my bills
October 10, 2023 at 11:20 PM
me after i've paid all my bills
33.3% so who the fuck wants to dom me
October 9, 2023 at 4:36 PM
33.3% so who the fuck wants to dom me
tf you mean who? this slampiece
October 8, 2023 at 3:10 AM
tf you mean who? this slampiece
tom segura? a piece of shit? noooo waaaaaay wow what a shocker who knew!!!!!!!!! next you're gonna tell me bert kreischer sucks 🤪
October 7, 2023 at 10:19 PM
tom segura? a piece of shit? noooo waaaaaay wow what a shocker who knew!!!!!!!!! next you're gonna tell me bert kreischer sucks 🤪
you know this War Crimes album fuckin rips
October 7, 2023 at 12:08 AM
you know this War Crimes album fuckin rips
Silicon Valley as a whole is just "pretty good" but their attention to technical detail gives me such a chub. Was embarrassingly excited about this.
October 4, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Silicon Valley as a whole is just "pretty good" but their attention to technical detail gives me such a chub. Was embarrassingly excited about this.