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cat dilf
@defundpoppunk.bsky.social
sometimes making software but mostly breaking software
i wish my phone stored the images from every time my face ID failed. i wanna see what ugly ass faces i was making
November 7, 2023 at 7:01 PM
this could be me, rootin and tootin, but i'm playin
November 7, 2023 at 4:49 PM
don't fucking do it
November 7, 2023 at 12:34 PM
mount rushmore is so pretty 🥰
November 6, 2023 at 4:20 PM
i have to pee so bad i'm about to give @realqrampage.bsky.social a run for her piss queen money
November 6, 2023 at 2:23 PM
i went to montserrat and all i got was this nun's virginity
November 6, 2023 at 11:07 AM
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boobs. reskeet if u agree
November 5, 2023 at 7:44 PM
como se dice "lord have mercy i'm bout to bust" en español?
November 5, 2023 at 7:06 PM
como se dice "gobbler" en español?
November 5, 2023 at 12:11 PM
why do they call it taxiing when you head to the runway bro i'm in an airplane not a cab
November 5, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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November 5, 2023 at 3:27 AM
the parking app in philadelphia is called meterup and i can't park in this city without thinking about how bad i wanna meat 'er up
November 4, 2023 at 7:32 PM
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This meeting could have been a fist fight
November 3, 2023 at 8:11 PM
it fucking begins. if we also all take one tire lock we can bang it out in like an hour and they'll never catch us all
I’ll chip in.
for the small price of $246,105 we can briefly inconvenience the nypd
November 4, 2023 at 12:53 AM
for the small price of $246,105 we can briefly inconvenience the nypd
November 3, 2023 at 2:40 PM
i just set my out of office for 10 days and came so hard in the process, good start fam
never not nutting november. every waking minute. i am a fountain
November 3, 2023 at 2:24 PM
never not nutting november. every waking minute. i am a fountain
November 3, 2023 at 1:20 PM
the fall of the house of usher wants to be succession so bad what the fuck what was wrong with the period it was written in
November 1, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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oh my fucking god. does he think it’s called blade runner cuz the guy’s name is blade runner
November 1, 2023 at 2:36 AM
if i don't look like this when we're done i'm not interested
November 1, 2023 at 1:38 AM
i'm sure there's a pretty great reason these 3 mouths are on my camera roll in order but fuck if i remember what it is
November 1, 2023 at 12:50 AM
i'm so fuckin pumped for no nut november. i'm gonna gain so much weight
October 31, 2023 at 6:41 PM