@deerwatcher.bsky.social
I'm "I voted for Jimmy Carter both times" old,
and I'm mostly here to comfort the afflicted (sorta)and afflict the comfortable (mercilessly)!
I have no filter (none), and no throttle (balls out).
I'll piss many off, I'm pissed off, why...aren't you?
and I'm mostly here to comfort the afflicted (sorta)and afflict the comfortable (mercilessly)!
I have no filter (none), and no throttle (balls out).
I'll piss many off, I'm pissed off, why...aren't you?
it'll buff out.
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it'll buff out.
you're what? like 13? 14?
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
you're what? like 13? 14?
balls cost extra?
"who knew?"
"who knew?"
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
balls cost extra?
"who knew?"
"who knew?"
He doesn't have either of those things,..fuck'n Oprah keeps his original ones in a Mason jar in an old, abandoned pool shed.
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
He doesn't have either of those things,..fuck'n Oprah keeps his original ones in a Mason jar in an old, abandoned pool shed.
Me watching CSI:Las Vegas..."no, you cannot smoke Crack out of that Meth pipe, you idiot"
And that was the last time I tuned in for that trash, too.
(how could they not know that? "sheesh!")
And that was the last time I tuned in for that trash, too.
(how could they not know that? "sheesh!")
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me watching CSI:Las Vegas..."no, you cannot smoke Crack out of that Meth pipe, you idiot"
And that was the last time I tuned in for that trash, too.
(how could they not know that? "sheesh!")
And that was the last time I tuned in for that trash, too.
(how could they not know that? "sheesh!")
After Rony Raygun released all the people from the insane ass'ylums,..that category is redundant, David.
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
After Rony Raygun released all the people from the insane ass'ylums,..that category is redundant, David.
I figured he just got tired of the taste of spit..in all of his meals.
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I figured he just got tired of the taste of spit..in all of his meals.
I'm sorry, She was 19 years older.
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm sorry, She was 19 years older.
Julia was the ultimate sleeper spy.
Which always made me wonder about Jacques Pepin's Mother..he was only 5 when Germany invaded France. Julia was 23 years older than him.
Which always made me wonder about Jacques Pepin's Mother..he was only 5 when Germany invaded France. Julia was 23 years older than him.
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Julia was the ultimate sleeper spy.
Which always made me wonder about Jacques Pepin's Mother..he was only 5 when Germany invaded France. Julia was 23 years older than him.
Which always made me wonder about Jacques Pepin's Mother..he was only 5 when Germany invaded France. Julia was 23 years older than him.
They have ZERO intentions of letting anyone else ever take office,..so your threats are meaningless.
And you'll do what? "Protest" on your day off, with a witty sign?
that'll show'em!
And you'll do what? "Protest" on your day off, with a witty sign?
that'll show'em!
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
They have ZERO intentions of letting anyone else ever take office,..so your threats are meaningless.
And you'll do what? "Protest" on your day off, with a witty sign?
that'll show'em!
And you'll do what? "Protest" on your day off, with a witty sign?
that'll show'em!
Julia Child wrote cook books.
..and She was a spy.
..and She was a spy.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Julia Child wrote cook books.
..and She was a spy.
..and She was a spy.
Methalepsi: it's a brutal Mistress.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Methalepsi: it's a brutal Mistress.
hey, we're supposed to be getting one of those here, in a month or two..(and now I understand.)
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
hey, we're supposed to be getting one of those here, in a month or two..(and now I understand.)
and He won't be..so please, just move the fuck along..and quit stinking up the place.
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
and He won't be..so please, just move the fuck along..and quit stinking up the place.
not what you wish.
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
not what you wish.
hey,..brussel sprouts!
"winner winner, chicken dinner!"
"winner winner, chicken dinner!"
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
hey,..brussel sprouts!
"winner winner, chicken dinner!"
"winner winner, chicken dinner!"
oh silly, RFKjr 'is the shit' in the water.
He's like a floater turd..the kind ya'have to flush 3~5 times to make go away.
He's like a floater turd..the kind ya'have to flush 3~5 times to make go away.
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
oh silly, RFKjr 'is the shit' in the water.
He's like a floater turd..the kind ya'have to flush 3~5 times to make go away.
He's like a floater turd..the kind ya'have to flush 3~5 times to make go away.
I would have listened to it, if he was gonna tell which Bubba's penis he fellated,..but I knew he was gonna skip over that.
So, having seen a backed up toilet before, in my life, I saw no reason to watch another one.
So, having seen a backed up toilet before, in my life, I saw no reason to watch another one.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I would have listened to it, if he was gonna tell which Bubba's penis he fellated,..but I knew he was gonna skip over that.
So, having seen a backed up toilet before, in my life, I saw no reason to watch another one.
So, having seen a backed up toilet before, in my life, I saw no reason to watch another one.
well,..Imagine being a drug trafficking pedophile,..and they're looking for some new Virgins.
Surely you don't expect them to leave their guns at home, do you?
..that's positively criminal.
UnConstitutional, probably.
Surely you don't expect them to leave their guns at home, do you?
..that's positively criminal.
UnConstitutional, probably.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
well,..Imagine being a drug trafficking pedophile,..and they're looking for some new Virgins.
Surely you don't expect them to leave their guns at home, do you?
..that's positively criminal.
UnConstitutional, probably.
Surely you don't expect them to leave their guns at home, do you?
..that's positively criminal.
UnConstitutional, probably.
Everything else is just "less".
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Everything else is just "less".
"1941" w/ John Belushi is a Christmas movie.
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"1941" w/ John Belushi is a Christmas movie.