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deerwatcher.bsky.social
@deerwatcher.bsky.social
I'm "I voted for Jimmy Carter both times" old,
and I'm mostly here to comfort the afflicted (sorta)and afflict the comfortable (mercilessly)!
I have no filter (none), and no throttle (balls out).
I'll piss many off, I'm pissed off, why...aren't you?
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I would have listened to it, if he was gonna tell which Bubba's penis he fellated,..but I knew he was gonna skip over that.
So, having seen a backed up toilet before, in my life, I saw no reason to watch another one.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Jeremy would make a better sheep farmer if he wore a t-shirt emblazoned with

"There ain't nutti'n like mutton"..prolly.
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Y'all make fun of Karoline Levette's "cross?"

I don't.
December 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
here's a classic.
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
do you people need glasses?
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
so you post a picture of FISH?
I don't think someone understood the assignment.

"Oh look, that Girl just got a new hairstyle?"
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I could have sworn it was the "Fifi Pees in a Cup Prize",..but I'm old, I don't keep up real good.
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
*(no words needed)
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
RFKjr tans on one of those weiner rolling machines one finds at a deserted Truck Stop. (whilst still at the deserted Truck Stop, with all the other deserted weinies, of course.)
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
which CONFIRMED to all of these Church Leaders and many more, that djRump was a "Son of God, manifested in the flesh", just like they preach to their 100s of 100,000s of people in their Churches, EVERY DAY.
Yeah, we're 'that' kind of Country, now. Christo Fascist.
Constitution, be damned.
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
it's part of "The Plan".
the 7 Mountains MANDATE, in their brains means Mandated by God, himself..to prepare the Earth for them to MANIFEST the return of Jesus. (They will not be deterred.)
YOU don't have to believe it, but..
they 100% certainly do.
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you want 'a reasonable answer',..a potato would be a better 'Prezidenty'.
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's the 'punishment' in the dick'Tater Countries our "twatClot in Chief" worships..When do people realize, that place they remember in 2024 is now all of our "Old Country". Nobody lives there, anymore..no one can even go back and visit.
We ARE NOT that Country we "were"..it no longer exists.
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And that's 1 year without beating the Wife,
or kicking the dog !

"Bravo!" *

*(insert Queen's clap here.)
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Thank's to Narcan,..it'll probably be on purpose..not just another "oops".
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"First time is a tragedy,
second time is Farce."
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
pretty simple, really..and he gave Jr's buddies $500 mil to get the drones up and running.
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
by a Fundi'mentalist Christian..a MAGAt, in today's parlance.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Now, if it has Brains, it's in mortal peril.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Abe would be so embarrassed at today's GOP.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I'll just leave these here.
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM