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yea I enjoy cognitohazarding people with that one :3

I self-published a poetry chapbook in October, called Marrow! by eri lucia kapling. it's a collection of transsexual poems about love and consumption.

it's available for order here:
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this is objectively true, CH Distilling has openly stated that they toned down the recipe

jokes on u trans women are always fertile and breedable

a literal involuntary physical reaction. your body saying "this is dangerous to consume, we will not salivate to assist in digestion."

back when it was 'good' they literally never sold it outside of cook county, IL. the territory expansion began after CH Distilling bought it in 2018 and neutered it

I miss old malört. but nowadays I'm honestly ashamed of my malört tattoo. it's a husk of what it used to be

I miss old malört. but nowadays I'm honestly ashamed of my malört tattoo. it's a husk of what it used to be

almost assuredly yes you got the new stuff, unless you first had it in like, 2017 or before

bro, we're not in the frat anymore

all of that is gone now. CH Distilling made every bottle a mild one. and then they made all the marketing "you'll puke urself" or "it's so bad you'll shit ur pants"

and we'd all go gather up at whichever bar had the gnarliest bottle and drink it together. and when we had guests we'd take em to the neighborhood's mildest bottle to introduce them to our lil ritual.

I used to have a group chat with bartenders at the Hopleaf, Farraguts, the Brixton, Simon's, Vincent, and myself at Mary's. every time one of us cracked a new bottle, we'd message the group chat. "hey, got a mild bottle at Simon's, it's good for newcomers" or "yo, we got a real gnarly one @ Vincent"

the think about malört has never been that it makes you retch, it's that it (used to be) so acutely bitter that it hurts.

above, you said he "wants to make a schedule" for music listening, point to this and tell him you already have. just because he's not happy with the agreement you already reached does not give him the right to demand it be redone on a whim to further accommodate him.

go back and read the nat raum blog post I shared last week. writing *to publish* is a painful mindset. we write to write, and publish on the side <3

*pulling out the blood calipers* ah jeez ur e levels match a 32 year old woman not a 19 year old woman guess ur just NGMI

having now handmade hundreds of zines, flipping through this made me go "holy shit how did she fucking do this without having a breakdown" it's genuinely, sincerely impressive to see in print the way you did it