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deertransition, baby
@deerea.rs
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a sentient four measure drum fill played at 217 bpm 🏳️‍⚧️ writer and publisher of new&exciting cognitohazards. famously dumb deer. it/its
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can I introduce u to the love of my life and my beloved nesting partner
a nice cold can of diet coke with condensation on the can
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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digital.existence
ft. @lossgirl.bsky.social
eri and loss girl taking a selfie together at the club. she is wearing a drone mask showing the loss meme and eri has its TV color test pattern makeup.
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
deerea.rs
it's all completely suffused with
ssssttttaaaattttiiiicccc
the same makeup look, just shot at a different angle
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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the sky above the dancefloor
was the color of television

tuned to a dead channel
eri with a really extreme makeup look for the rave. one eye has color test pattern blocks, the other eye has black static with a white flare, and it has dark silver static-y lips. it's wearing an extremely cut up shirt for the band 65daysofstatic because it shows off it's tattoos and also because static is a motif for this look
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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had a lovely time visiting @evangaylion.bsky.social for an incredible meal of dinner + drinks with @astraeadiol.bsky.social
two mini cocktails. eri's has a flower bouquet because Lo knows his fuckin audience (me). crispy brisket on top of sticky rice this is Ted. Ted is a Branzino with a vore fetish. I was about to vore top for him. Ted, smiling wide looking at the wreckage of his carcass
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
deerea.rs
I like the winter
Norman Rockwell "Freedom Of Speech" but Tim Robinson's head has been photoshopped on the unpopular opinion guy
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
deerea.rs
I can't believe I used to straighten my hair smh what a dumb fucking deer
eri with stick-straight hair
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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deer ears!
a photo of eri's fourth set of deerears, now decommissioned
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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no makeup no deerears no collar just BIG HAIR tonite
eri with big hair
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Tucker Wetmore is what my girlfriend calls me when we leave the cruising event......
a TV announcing a person named Tucker Wetmore
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
deerea.rs
sameeeeee
seventeen year old eri
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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they didn't deadname u <3 waow
Chicago tribune article talking about eri's narrow hips and husky voice
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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from the intro to the guide:
WHAT IS CRUISING? Cruising (for the purposes of this article) is the act of engaging in public sex in a bar or club with a dedicated space for having sex. These bars are almost exclusively gay bars, as cruising had a long and storied history in gay male culture, going back decades and decades. Some gay bars will have “back rooms” where people will gather and fuck. The historic tradition of cruising is such that this usually revolved around hooking up with strangers in no-strings-attached hookups. A big part of the reason for this is because back in the day, many gay men were forced into straight marriages for purposes of societal expectation and sought out brief encounters, and/or because you could be evicted if your landlord found out you were having gay sex in your apartment that they owned. The tradition of cruising still lives on, even though the original needs are far less pressing.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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glitter + glam + gurch
throwin it back
eri and stel taking a selfie in a split mirror.
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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bumber
official register of color names Burnt Umber
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I am spoiled for so much great food in my life. and none of this constituted great food. I did this to myself. I did this to myself. why did I do this to myself. why did I do this. why am I like this. why. why. wh
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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my Mac & cheese has 90 degree angles
mac very solidified cheese
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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ribbed, for its pleasure?
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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It's SHRIMPIN' TIME
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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there are four coconut shrimp under that sweet potato. they are there because I am a painslut
entree: ribs and sweet potato and shrimp and mac
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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outback has sent me five pieces of plastic silverware even tho I checked "do not send me silverware". presumably they think there are three people eating this.

there is only me.
plastic cutlery. lots
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I will not be feeding these to my daughter.
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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it's so floppy
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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alright, on to the Bloomerangs. these are mozzarella sticks but shaped like boomerangs fried in the same batter as the bloomin onion.

first thought: bent, for her pleasure

second thought: this may be the same batter but this was fried at a different temp, look at that crust
mozzarella sticks that are bent for her pleasure
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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can't tell if this is uncooked batter or cooked batter that re-liquified from trapped steam. it tastes like filing ur taxes feels when u know u won't get a tax return
cluster of onion covered in orange goop
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM