Hatsune Michael
@decoster.bsky.social
Made that bisexual lowfi dating sim. No, the other one.
Watches too many horror flicks.
Watches too many horror flicks.
Sometimes the wikipedia mobile app freaks out a little and it makes better shitposts than me
October 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sometimes the wikipedia mobile app freaks out a little and it makes better shitposts than me
The fried rice wanter
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The fried rice wanter
I cannot and will not justify what possessed me this week.
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I cannot and will not justify what possessed me this week.
You sit down in a record store bathroom. This is what is mounted right next to the toilet
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You sit down in a record store bathroom. This is what is mounted right next to the toilet
It's 100% in the line read.
October 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's 100% in the line read.
Me waking up to a fire alarm in my hotel this morning at 7:30 AM.
October 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me waking up to a fire alarm in my hotel this morning at 7:30 AM.
Tim the cat displaying a relatable emotion.
September 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Tim the cat displaying a relatable emotion.
The opening scene alone is worth the ticket, but there's a mid-movie twist that's just complete chaos, presented completely in slow-motion and scored with what sounds like a nu-metal band trying to write something for a high school proms to play as a slow dance.
September 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The opening scene alone is worth the ticket, but there's a mid-movie twist that's just complete chaos, presented completely in slow-motion and scored with what sounds like a nu-metal band trying to write something for a high school proms to play as a slow dance.
Like, keep all the staff in place and make no changes other than designating one night a week for classic horror movie screenings and having this photo at the concession stand.
September 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Like, keep all the staff in place and make no changes other than designating one night a week for classic horror movie screenings and having this photo at the concession stand.
There are some fantastic shitpost collages here (and some terrible AI slop) but this is the one that made me laugh the hardest. Just "yup, that's us."
August 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There are some fantastic shitpost collages here (and some terrible AI slop) but this is the one that made me laugh the hardest. Just "yup, that's us."
you've been kidnapped. the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. who's coming to save you?
I mean... It's not even in their wheelhouse. Like I'm not mad, but they work in a restaurant.
Richie would try really hard, at least.
I mean... It's not even in their wheelhouse. Like I'm not mad, but they work in a restaurant.
Richie would try really hard, at least.
August 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
you've been kidnapped. the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. who's coming to save you?
I mean... It's not even in their wheelhouse. Like I'm not mad, but they work in a restaurant.
Richie would try really hard, at least.
I mean... It's not even in their wheelhouse. Like I'm not mad, but they work in a restaurant.
Richie would try really hard, at least.
Funny enough, that's actually low-balling what he's asking for. He's like yeah can we get uhhh like half the budget of the Federal government?
August 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Funny enough, that's actually low-balling what he's asking for. He's like yeah can we get uhhh like half the budget of the Federal government?
It's clipping. bitch
August 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's clipping. bitch
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Sometimes all a big, crowd-pleaser movie needs to be worth it is one really good action sequence. The "all monsters attack" scene from Cabin in the Woods, the "Free Bird" church fight in Kingsman, the nightclub shootout in John Wick. Just five minutes of uninterrupted violence goes a long way!
July 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sometimes all a big, crowd-pleaser movie needs to be worth it is one really good action sequence. The "all monsters attack" scene from Cabin in the Woods, the "Free Bird" church fight in Kingsman, the nightclub shootout in John Wick. Just five minutes of uninterrupted violence goes a long way!
The Hateful Eight is my favorite Tarantino movie, an opinion that gets me the same looks as when I say yellow is my favorite Starburst flavor (also true). It's one of his least "fun" films, really revels in it's own unpleasantness in a way I find deeply compelling.
July 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Hateful Eight is my favorite Tarantino movie, an opinion that gets me the same looks as when I say yellow is my favorite Starburst flavor (also true). It's one of his least "fun" films, really revels in it's own unpleasantness in a way I find deeply compelling.
Terrifier 2 is the best and, being snarky, only great movie in the series. It's maximalist scope and anarchic glee towards violence are unmatched; the limited budget and ambition of T1 mean it comes off as just a gorier than average slasher and the dour tone of T3 makes for an unpleasant watch.
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Terrifier 2 is the best and, being snarky, only great movie in the series. It's maximalist scope and anarchic glee towards violence are unmatched; the limited budget and ambition of T1 mean it comes off as just a gorier than average slasher and the dour tone of T3 makes for an unpleasant watch.
Strange Days is criminally underseen, ironic considering the film it's most in the shadow of is the poster boy for cyberpunk cult classics. It's relative obscurity stateside (was out of print for over a decade) means there are several prominent genre works that have copied scenes nearly wholesale.
July 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Strange Days is criminally underseen, ironic considering the film it's most in the shadow of is the poster boy for cyberpunk cult classics. It's relative obscurity stateside (was out of print for over a decade) means there are several prominent genre works that have copied scenes nearly wholesale.
I prefer Phantom of the Paradise to all other versions of the Phantom story. It's such a fun ride, the costumes and sets are peak 70s De Palma.
July 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I prefer Phantom of the Paradise to all other versions of the Phantom story. It's such a fun ride, the costumes and sets are peak 70s De Palma.
Continuing with found footage, Noroi: The Curse is another all-timer. Collecting footage from a number of sources, the result is a kind of video collage, like the paranormal events depicted are so far-reaching they're unavoidable. Everyone with a camera ends up catching something, even accidentally.
July 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Continuing with found footage, Noroi: The Curse is another all-timer. Collecting footage from a number of sources, the result is a kind of video collage, like the paranormal events depicted are so far-reaching they're unavoidable. Everyone with a camera ends up catching something, even accidentally.