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Kris Dreemurr 🎵
@deceptivecadence.bsky.social
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(by artemis.)

(adult kris!)
ic: https://taniamitsu.tumblr.com/
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Gravity we're defyin'
'Cause we were made for flyin'.

( written by artemis. )

[ #MVRP | #DELTARUNERP | #DTRP ]
I just think I'm really funny, and act on that thought, constantly.
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
These paws are made for holding and that's just what they'll do, these paws are made for holding and they'll.
uh fuck
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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If you misgender one of my friends, you'll wish you didn't. ❤️
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Funnily enough, you're less likely to die because of me when misgendering me and more because Susie and Ralsei are lurking around the corner waiting for you to fuck up and kill you.
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
// gotta be honest this 50% to mean "have" is clever af
A

AAWW 8^]
YOU DONT [50%] TO!!!
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey.
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Another one...
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One time I scared Ralsei and he went, "I'm gonna throw up."
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Boobies...
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Noelle just said "I had a kid once..."

I had no idea she had a kid.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
// you're going into the dangeroussy wet and untrained
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
// the explanation is we are playing great god grove. and we're being silly about stuff inspekta says
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Do you guys wanna see my cock
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
// LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY NOTIFS
THAT’S NOT WHAT I FUCKING SAID EVEN REMOTELY AT ALL
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
No way Spamton is claiming he's a transvestigator
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You instead get kids to do work you can't do for yourself for them by going on about how you relate to them.

( they snort. )
I never ASKED for kids to look up to me, y’know.
Spamton is a terrible role model.
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Spamton is a terrible role model.
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Don't do drugs kids.
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dear god what kind of roleplay is this
okay. to the cage

[ ???? ]
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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[ Snickering. ]

Kriiis, stop showing Ralsei your, pff, your... b-boobs... Fahaha..!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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[ @deceptivecadence.dubstep.lol ]

They’re… really pretty, actually. And I like their style. As in, like, um— outfit. And personality. And stuff like that.

. . . It just feels weird talking with them, considering I’ve… probably best not to say, but still.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Feeling the ghost of Ralsei's arm on my head for some reason.
( feeling ominously in the distance like someone will make a joke about that not being a difficult accomplishment. )

Yeah, you are. And Suz, actually.
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's The Boy TM.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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This is like dealing with another child.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM