That is more traumatizing than anything the three spirits could have visited upon Ebenezer Scrooge in a millennia of hauntings.
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
That is more traumatizing than anything the three spirits could have visited upon Ebenezer Scrooge in a millennia of hauntings.
You’re over complicating this situation. It was one boy child left by himself for 10 seconds with nothing flammable in that corner of the cave. (Evolution is keeping the matches on the highest shelf in the cabinet & absolutely no rocks in this house, young man) - signed, a mom of 3 boys
elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall
Alt: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall shrugging
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December 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
You’re over complicating this situation. It was one boy child left by himself for 10 seconds with nothing flammable in that corner of the cave. (Evolution is keeping the matches on the highest shelf in the cabinet & absolutely no rocks in this house, young man) - signed, a mom of 3 boys
I had a surprise visitor a few weeks ago. They were carefully relocated back outside
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I had a surprise visitor a few weeks ago. They were carefully relocated back outside
Maybe they were just on their way to take the SAT? Not some other, more terrifying, kind of testing.
Oh, look 28 Days Later just came on, there are some happy chimps…
Oh, look 28 Days Later just came on, there are some happy chimps…
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Maybe they were just on their way to take the SAT? Not some other, more terrifying, kind of testing.
Oh, look 28 Days Later just came on, there are some happy chimps…
Oh, look 28 Days Later just came on, there are some happy chimps…
Dear Great Pumpkin, I just want the brewers and dodgers to lose 🙏 🎃
October 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Dear Great Pumpkin, I just want the brewers and dodgers to lose 🙏 🎃
I just want the brewers and dodgers to lose
October 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I just want the brewers and dodgers to lose
I lived in Bristol for 3 months. Bless their hearts.
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I lived in Bristol for 3 months. Bless their hearts.
But what if I just want other people to win the lottery?
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
But what if I just want other people to win the lottery?
Everything else aside, disguising the water meter with turquoise aquarium gravel is a choice.
September 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Everything else aside, disguising the water meter with turquoise aquarium gravel is a choice.
I say this as a woman, they’re a big red flag
September 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I say this as a woman, they’re a big red flag
🎶You say fun, I say fundamentally fascist🎶 are we not going to speak of the heinous loafers? They are a desperate cry for help manifested in the form of an apocalyptically ugly shoe. If Jack Torrance walked in to The Overlook Hotel in these it couldn’t have been a bigger signal to his mental decline
September 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
🎶You say fun, I say fundamentally fascist🎶 are we not going to speak of the heinous loafers? They are a desperate cry for help manifested in the form of an apocalyptically ugly shoe. If Jack Torrance walked in to The Overlook Hotel in these it couldn’t have been a bigger signal to his mental decline
“E Pluribus Unum, but not you.”
August 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
“E Pluribus Unum, but not you.”
Sweet Jeebus, if only he could claim Barney’s plausible deniability 🙏🍺
August 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Sweet Jeebus, if only he could claim Barney’s plausible deniability 🙏🍺
There’s like one positive association with spiderwebs in all of western culture*
If you’ve destroyed a masterpiece by Charlotte (you monster), you’re on your own
*Spider-Man** is not generally associated with web building, just web slinging
**good luck with your new Spidey senses!!
If you’ve destroyed a masterpiece by Charlotte (you monster), you’re on your own
*Spider-Man** is not generally associated with web building, just web slinging
**good luck with your new Spidey senses!!
August 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
There’s like one positive association with spiderwebs in all of western culture*
If you’ve destroyed a masterpiece by Charlotte (you monster), you’re on your own
*Spider-Man** is not generally associated with web building, just web slinging
**good luck with your new Spidey senses!!
If you’ve destroyed a masterpiece by Charlotte (you monster), you’re on your own
*Spider-Man** is not generally associated with web building, just web slinging
**good luck with your new Spidey senses!!
I was just talking about this movie the other week in Madrid. Our tour guide was asking about the Field Museum & this was the first movie I could think of that was filmed there. I’m sure associating a museum with a viscous cursed object wouldn’t prevent anyone from visiting
July 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I was just talking about this movie the other week in Madrid. Our tour guide was asking about the Field Museum & this was the first movie I could think of that was filmed there. I’m sure associating a museum with a viscous cursed object wouldn’t prevent anyone from visiting
Step 1: Wow, look how much baby laundry I can do in one load!
Step 2: I am not going to live long enough to fold one load of baby laundry…it just never ends…this is the worst magic trick ever…why does someone who can’t walk even need this many socks? Just nothing but tiny sock, endlessly
Step 2: I am not going to live long enough to fold one load of baby laundry…it just never ends…this is the worst magic trick ever…why does someone who can’t walk even need this many socks? Just nothing but tiny sock, endlessly
July 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Step 1: Wow, look how much baby laundry I can do in one load!
Step 2: I am not going to live long enough to fold one load of baby laundry…it just never ends…this is the worst magic trick ever…why does someone who can’t walk even need this many socks? Just nothing but tiny sock, endlessly
Step 2: I am not going to live long enough to fold one load of baby laundry…it just never ends…this is the worst magic trick ever…why does someone who can’t walk even need this many socks? Just nothing but tiny sock, endlessly
I mean seriously, what is that supposed to be if not some kind of sad cry for help? How do you even open the door? How do you get in to the front seat without smacking your head on that weird offset point? How do the side mirrors function? Why is there only one giant windshield wiper?
July 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I mean seriously, what is that supposed to be if not some kind of sad cry for help? How do you even open the door? How do you get in to the front seat without smacking your head on that weird offset point? How do the side mirrors function? Why is there only one giant windshield wiper?
I was just in Spain last week & Ávila had a model of the town & walls for the blind to explore (and anyone else who wanted to). Wasn’t able to get a photo of the model, but I got some of the actual walls. Also, some of the items in the grocery stores in Madrid had braille on the labels (no photos 🙁)
July 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I was just in Spain last week & Ávila had a model of the town & walls for the blind to explore (and anyone else who wanted to). Wasn’t able to get a photo of the model, but I got some of the actual walls. Also, some of the items in the grocery stores in Madrid had braille on the labels (no photos 🙁)
Who else wants to get drunk at post apocalypse Disney?
July 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Who else wants to get drunk at post apocalypse Disney?
Don’t ask about the cheeseburger
June 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Don’t ask about the cheeseburger
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June 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Osprey in the news, new harbinger of doom? apple.news/A0CQCCiKnRjy...