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deb60640.bsky.social
@deb60640.bsky.social
She/Her ⚾️Cubs fan
I had a surprise visitor a few weeks ago. They were carefully relocated back outside
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
But what if I just want other people to win the lottery?
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Everything else aside, disguising the water meter with turquoise aquarium gravel is a choice.
September 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Sweet Jeebus, if only he could claim Barney’s plausible deniability 🙏🍺
August 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
There’s like one positive association with spiderwebs in all of western culture*

If you’ve destroyed a masterpiece by Charlotte (you monster), you’re on your own

*Spider-Man** is not generally associated with web building, just web slinging
**good luck with your new Spidey senses!!
August 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I mean seriously, what is that supposed to be if not some kind of sad cry for help? How do you even open the door? How do you get in to the front seat without smacking your head on that weird offset point? How do the side mirrors function? Why is there only one giant windshield wiper?
July 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I was just in Spain last week & Ávila had a model of the town & walls for the blind to explore (and anyone else who wanted to). Wasn’t able to get a photo of the model, but I got some of the actual walls. Also, some of the items in the grocery stores in Madrid had braille on the labels (no photos 🙁)
July 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Who else wants to get drunk at post apocalypse Disney?
July 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Don’t ask about the cheeseburger
June 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If it’s safe for the river, it’s safe for you ☘️
May 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Apologies, your Grace, but weird appears to be Jyn’s default setting
May 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
and it’s just as lovely in the countryside. River Seine, Seine-Port, France
April 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I can drive* a few hours from my house in Southern California:
*sometimes I need a boat
April 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Oh, yeah, no.
April 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
April 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
April 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
On a totally unrelated note, the guillotine was still in use in France in the same year Star Wars debuted in theaters (1977). Vestiges of the French Revolution persisted within my lifespan, and I wasn’t even alive when men first walked on the moon.
April 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Saw this one at The Museum of the Dog, NYC
March 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
fear my children
March 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
a friendly black cat I met on a walking tour of Kilkenny, Ireland last summer.
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
❤️ Yes, Darthenshmirtz, I will ❤️
February 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Vive le Philly!
February 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If only the US Government could create an elite task force to explore and explain such phenomena! (Or even 7th grade mythology class, thanks Mrs Bray)
December 15, 2024 at 10:04 AM
R.I.P.(oop)
December 14, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Pearl Jam at Wrigley Field, Chicago
November 10, 2024 at 10:59 PM