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cohost exile, trying out new things[...]

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broke: M3GAN popcorn bucket

woke: M3GAN grandma candy dish
a picture of the front of the M3GAN popcorn bucket. the back of the M3GAN popcorn bucket,with the hinge open, filled with hard candy. specifically, a 5 lb mix of generic butterscotch candies, spearmint starlight's, cinnamon buttons, root beer barrels, and those strawberry ones with the jelly in the middle.
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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a fool, who knows not what he asks: "so what was the deal with blaseball anyway?"

me:
an image in the style of a theater marquee. "THE POCKET" is written at the top, in large text. below that, it reads as follows - "I WANT TO TURN THE ILB INTO A GREAT CITY OF JAZZ. AT EVENTIDE THE BRECKENRIDGE TRANSIT AUTHORITY WILL TRANSPORT MY FAMILY AND GUESTS TO AND FROM THE JAM SESSIONS HELD EVERY NIGHT AT THE FOOT OF THE TOWER WHICH LOOMS OVER THE HEART OF OUR FAIR CITY, UNSEEN BY ALL SAVE THOSE CURSED TO PLAY BENEATH ITS GAZE, AND THE COMMISSIONER WILL SHOW UP AT THE DOOR AND THEY WILL SAY, "SIR, I'VE HAD REPORTS YOU'VE TURNED THE ILB INTO A GREAT CITY OF JAZZ. YOU REALIZE THIS IS ILLEGAL IN THE IMMATERIAL PLANE." AND I WILL LAUGH--CHORTLE, REALLY--AS I INVITE THEM TO SIT WITH ME ON MY BALCONY OVERLOOKING THE VAST DIAMOND-SHAPED BRECKENRIDGE COMMUNITY THEATER AND BALLFIELD, WHICH ONCE CONTAINED THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY LOWE FORBES, AND AROUND WHICH SKLIMBALSHANK’S HYPE TRAIN FRANTICALLY WHIRLS. ON THAT DAY, I THINK WE WILL BRIEFLY GLANCE NOT ONE BUT TWO YAMS PEEKING OUT AT US FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE PIT, THEIR EYES PROMISING GLORIOUS UNFATHOMABLE POSSIBILITIES. "PARKER," I WILL SAY, "DO NOT THINK IT RUDE OF ME, PLEASE, BUT MIGHT I QUESTION THE LOGIC OF RENDERING ILLEGAL THE TURNING OF THE ILB INTO A GREAT CITY OF JAZZ IN, OF ALL PLACES, THE IMMATERIAL PLANE? WHERE ELSE MIGHT YOU PLACE SUCH A GREAT CITY--WHOSE VENUES, I COULD ADD, TEEM WITH MUSICIANS FROM THE FURTHEST CORNERS OF THE KNOWN WORLD, AND WHICH EVEN IN THE LEANEST SIESTAYEARS BOASTS A POPULATION OF NEARLY TEN THOUSAND PERCUSSIONISTS--BUT DO TELL ME, COMMISSIONER, WHAT MIGHT BE A BETTER PLACE OTHER THAN HERE, THE IMMATERIAL PLANE, TO HOST ALL THAT, NOT TO MENTION OUR TERRIFYING LOGE STADIUM, THE POCKET, WHICH HOUSES MANY HUNDREDS OF DOOTS AND CRIMES, AND IS WHERE THE BRECKENRIDGE SLIDE-TROMBONE BOLTER ITSELF IS SAID TO STALK WITH ITS ENDLESS COLLECTION OF INSTRUMENTS MIDST THE TOWERING MOUNTAINS OF COLORADO? MIGHT YOU THINK THESE MATTERS OF TUNES, TOO, ARE INAPPROPRIATE FOR INTERNET LEAGUE BLASEBALL?" THIS I WILL ASK THE COMMISSIONER AS MY SERVANTS, FIFTY-EIGHT JORT BEDECKED PIT CATS, EACH AS BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN, STEP FORWARD TO DRAW BACK GAZING AGATE CHAIRS ARRANGED AROUND A PURPLE-AND-YELLOW MARBLE LONGTABLE BEDECKED WITH MY FINEST ASPICS. AND WHILE MY GROOVEMASTERS PLAY THE LICK BELOW US, THEIR NOTES ONLY JUST MASKING THE SMASHING OF FLUORESCENT LIGHT BULBS IN THE PARKING LOT BEHIND THE 9/25, THEIR SHADOWS RIPPLING ACROSS THE EVERFALLING SNOW WITHIN THE POCKET, THE COMMISSIONER WILL TAKE THE PROFFERED SEAT AND KINDLY ACCEPT THE LIGHT DELICACIES OF LEG RING EGG RING WITH GAMER SAUCE AND S’MORBY CHORT, OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT THESE ARE DEADLY NECROMANTIC AGENTS TO WHICH I, OF COURSE, AM QUITE IMMUNE, HAVING BUILT UP A GREAT TOLERANCE TO AND EVEN A CERTAIN . . . RELIANCE UPON THEM IN THE PURSUIT OF MY MUSICKS, AS I SOUGHT AND SUCCEEDED TO TURN THE ILB INTO A GREAT CITY OF JAZZ. "
October 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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king's cake except instead of a plastic baby jesus is has 1 (one) of these bad boys in it.
Hand holding a packet of Diablo Limited Edition Cannabis Gummies, described as "world's strongest" and "infused with diamond sauce." Blueberry Grape flavor, with 200 mg THC in each gummy, and 10 gummies in the packet, for 2000 mg THC in total.
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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my account is old enough that my "first 5" is wrong. it doesn't include The Orange Box (which i got on release in Oct 2007), or a few other games i know i purchased even earlier (DEFCON, Dawinia, Ragdoll Kung Fu, possibly others).
list of my "first 5" steam games purchases. as explain in the post, the list is wrong. they are Dec 26 2007 - Psychonauts Jul 29 2008 - Audiosurf Nov 5 2008 - Left 4 Dead Dec 20 2010 - Battlefield Bad Company 2 Standard Edition & Super Meat Boy Dec 23 2010 - Mass Effect & Mass Effect 2
August 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM