DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
If you’re a politician who needs an alias for checking into hotels with your mistress, you could do a lot worse than
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you’re a politician who needs an alias for checking into hotels with your mistress, you could do a lot worse than
Putting a peanut-butter-covered knife in the dishwasher knowing there’s no way it will get clean
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Putting a peanut-butter-covered knife in the dishwasher knowing there’s no way it will get clean
TONY MONTANA (holding a Cracker Barrel):
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
TONY MONTANA (holding a Cracker Barrel):
NYC: doing stand up for the first time in like 10 years on this show tonight in Astoria @ 9:30. Gonna be a lot of Jeb Bush material.
July 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
NYC: doing stand up for the first time in like 10 years on this show tonight in Astoria @ 9:30. Gonna be a lot of Jeb Bush material.
Love to curl up with a good medium
June 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Love to curl up with a good medium
Hey Sheryl Crow, how do people do Jiminy Glick impressions?
June 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hey Sheryl Crow, how do people do Jiminy Glick impressions?
“Here’s gettin’ the papers gettin’ the papers at you, kid.”
June 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Here’s gettin’ the papers gettin’ the papers at you, kid.”
Why does the Sweetgreen fork look like an option I have when someone in DUNE says “choose your weapon”
June 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Why does the Sweetgreen fork look like an option I have when someone in DUNE says “choose your weapon”
“ATTICOUSIN! ATTICOUSIN!”
June 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“ATTICOUSIN! ATTICOUSIN!”
What sticky toffee pudding says when it forgot you had plans and is in bed
May 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What sticky toffee pudding says when it forgot you had plans and is in bed
CHRIS GETHARD: is this flier too bombastic
ME: dude I will take the compliment
Doing a chunk of this one of a kind livestreaming / live marathon of Gethard’s THAT SHOW next Sunday May 25th
Tix for my section: ucbcomedy.com/show/that-sh...
Passes and livestream tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/that-sh...
ME: dude I will take the compliment
Doing a chunk of this one of a kind livestreaming / live marathon of Gethard’s THAT SHOW next Sunday May 25th
Tix for my section: ucbcomedy.com/show/that-sh...
Passes and livestream tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/that-sh...
May 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
CHRIS GETHARD: is this flier too bombastic
ME: dude I will take the compliment
Doing a chunk of this one of a kind livestreaming / live marathon of Gethard’s THAT SHOW next Sunday May 25th
Tix for my section: ucbcomedy.com/show/that-sh...
Passes and livestream tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/that-sh...
ME: dude I will take the compliment
Doing a chunk of this one of a kind livestreaming / live marathon of Gethard’s THAT SHOW next Sunday May 25th
Tix for my section: ucbcomedy.com/show/that-sh...
Passes and livestream tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/that-sh...
May 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sucks they never got to collab
May 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sucks they never got to collab
The yogurt from the place they sent your childhood dog
May 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The yogurt from the place they sent your childhood dog
Boston Accent Tech News
April 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Boston Accent Tech News
DAD: What should we name the baby?
MOM: Well we want him to cover the Civil War for the New York Herald so I was thinking “Sylvanus Cadwallader.”
DAD: But will he LOOK like his name is that?
MOM: Well we want him to cover the Civil War for the New York Herald so I was thinking “Sylvanus Cadwallader.”
DAD: But will he LOOK like his name is that?
April 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
DAD: What should we name the baby?
MOM: Well we want him to cover the Civil War for the New York Herald so I was thinking “Sylvanus Cadwallader.”
DAD: But will he LOOK like his name is that?
MOM: Well we want him to cover the Civil War for the New York Herald so I was thinking “Sylvanus Cadwallader.”
DAD: But will he LOOK like his name is that?
Pennywise is a catch!
March 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Pennywise is a catch!
More evidence the YouTube algorithm is trying to radicalize fox into saying the grapes is sour
March 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
More evidence the YouTube algorithm is trying to radicalize fox into saying the grapes is sour
I am gonna carry so much milk
February 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am gonna carry so much milk
ZERO mention of Limp?!!
February 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ZERO mention of Limp?!!
Uhh didn’t she do this one already
February 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Uhh didn’t she do this one already
Small silver lining tonight: I’ve been followed by American video producer Jennifer Aniston
February 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Small silver lining tonight: I’ve been followed by American video producer Jennifer Aniston
These are the numbers for Schumer and Gillibrand where I was able to leave a voicemail
January 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
These are the numbers for Schumer and Gillibrand where I was able to leave a voicemail