DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
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DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
· Nov 7
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
Have to post this here before it reaches the end of its useful life
Fall Playlist: For Seasonal Use Only
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November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Have to post this here before it reaches the end of its useful life
If you’re a politician who needs an alias for checking into hotels with your mistress, you could do a lot worse than
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you’re a politician who needs an alias for checking into hotels with your mistress, you could do a lot worse than
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Was watching old episodes of American Gladiators and found perhaps the greatest guy of all time
August 13, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Was watching old episodes of American Gladiators and found perhaps the greatest guy of all time
Songs Of Quiet Triumph, vol. 2
September 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Songs Of Quiet Triumph, vol. 2
The lesson: always rule
vaulted over a concrete barrier on a date and sprained my ankle so badly the bruise reached my knee. that date ended up marrying me.
September 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The lesson: always rule
Middle schoolers will walk a mile out of their way if it means getting to casually vault over a railing
September 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Middle schoolers will walk a mile out of their way if it means getting to casually vault over a railing
GUY READING HIS 2ND BOOK AFTER ONLY EVER HAVING READ “THE TIPPING POINT”: this Gatsby fellow is something of a superconnector
September 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
GUY READING HIS 2ND BOOK AFTER ONLY EVER HAVING READ “THE TIPPING POINT”: this Gatsby fellow is something of a superconnector
I did a commentary. It’s Long Silences And Half-Remembered UCB Memories ASMR
The GLTS doc is being released on Blu-ray by @kinolorber.com. You can pre-order it now. It has a record-breaking 55 audio commentaries and over 100 hours of bonus features. Please make this worth the last year of my life putting this insanity together.
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Get it here: Imgeorgelucas.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I did a commentary. It’s Long Silences And Half-Remembered UCB Memories ASMR
Baseball was invented by Abner Doubleday, who named it after his lover, Henrietta Baseball
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Baseball was invented by Abner Doubleday, who named it after his lover, Henrietta Baseball
Your English teacher and your gym teacher have been fused into an ungodly homunculus by your science teacher
September 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Your English teacher and your gym teacher have been fused into an ungodly homunculus by your science teacher
God never gives you more than you can handle, unless it would be funny
August 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
God never gives you more than you can handle, unless it would be funny
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Oh No: I Went For A Walk And It Worked
August 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh No: I Went For A Walk And It Worked
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Really had to hunt this one down /cc @dcpierson.bsky.social
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Really had to hunt this one down /cc @dcpierson.bsky.social
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Putting a peanut-butter-covered knife in the dishwasher knowing there’s no way it will get clean
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Putting a peanut-butter-covered knife in the dishwasher knowing there’s no way it will get clean
TONY MONTANA (holding a Cracker Barrel):
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
TONY MONTANA (holding a Cracker Barrel):
“The bodega has Lafufu,” I say, confusing the time traveler.
August 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“The bodega has Lafufu,” I say, confusing the time traveler.
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There have been better tweets and funnier tweets and smarter tweets, but I think this may be my favorite tweet.
August 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There have been better tweets and funnier tweets and smarter tweets, but I think this may be my favorite tweet.
Best moment in pop music history is either:
1) when Dionne Warwick says “now you really gotta GO so walk on BY!”
2) when Damian Marley says “bedtime STO-ries”
It can’t be both but it’s gotta be one of ‘em
1) when Dionne Warwick says “now you really gotta GO so walk on BY!”
2) when Damian Marley says “bedtime STO-ries”
It can’t be both but it’s gotta be one of ‘em
August 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Best moment in pop music history is either:
1) when Dionne Warwick says “now you really gotta GO so walk on BY!”
2) when Damian Marley says “bedtime STO-ries”
It can’t be both but it’s gotta be one of ‘em
1) when Dionne Warwick says “now you really gotta GO so walk on BY!”
2) when Damian Marley says “bedtime STO-ries”
It can’t be both but it’s gotta be one of ‘em
“I called this meeting of the local pop punk scene because we need to set a limit on how many of our band names can be inspired by ‘To Kill A Mockingbird.’”
“Twelve?”
“Meeting adjourned.”
“Twelve?”
“Meeting adjourned.”
August 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“I called this meeting of the local pop punk scene because we need to set a limit on how many of our band names can be inspired by ‘To Kill A Mockingbird.’”
“Twelve?”
“Meeting adjourned.”
“Twelve?”
“Meeting adjourned.”
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gentle reminder to trust filmmakers
August 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
gentle reminder to trust filmmakers
2010s social media was wild. You would just register the screen name “LegendsOfTheJunoTemple” and someone would show up in your DMs with a book deal
August 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
2010s social media was wild. You would just register the screen name “LegendsOfTheJunoTemple” and someone would show up in your DMs with a book deal