Dave Conrad
@dconrad.bsky.social
Anti-Fascist. Abolish ICE. Fight the good fight every moment. It's your only way. I read a lot of books and write a lot of code. I support trans rights, civil rights, and women's rights. He/him.
I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.
"Things a mobster might say"
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Things a mobster might say"
Remember when it used to be about the music?
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Remember when it used to be about the music?
So much for the tolerant left!
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
So much for the tolerant left!
I was in a band in high school that was going to compete in the "battle of the bands" talent competition but we had to break up because our bassist went on a five day drunk, stole his grandfather's car, and got sent off to military school in South Carolina.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I was in a band in high school that was going to compete in the "battle of the bands" talent competition but we had to break up because our bassist went on a five day drunk, stole his grandfather's car, and got sent off to military school in South Carolina.
OMG, someone posted this first page of a statistical mechanics textbook on Mastodon.
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
OMG, someone posted this first page of a statistical mechanics textbook on Mastodon.
They are evil incarnate
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
They are evil incarnate
You removed the inadvertent period but you didn't remove the link that had already been added, which you could easily have done. Here's an example. I typed a period between "the" and "link" and you can see Bluesky added a link but you can also see it's not on the final post. Why? I removed it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You removed the inadvertent period but you didn't remove the link that had already been added, which you could easily have done. Here's an example. I typed a period between "the" and "link" and you can see Bluesky added a link but you can also see it's not on the final post. Why? I removed it.
Kevin Hassett, seen here watching a toddler crash his Big Wheel into a ditch
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Kevin Hassett, seen here watching a toddler crash his Big Wheel into a ditch
Ah, yes, Tucker says good things about him.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ah, yes, Tucker says good things about him.
I want to believe!
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I want to believe!
I love this Huey Lewis song!
I need a new fence
One that does what it should
One that keeps all the neighbors out
One that is really made of wood
I need a new fence
One that does what it should
One that keeps all the neighbors out
One that is really made of wood
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I love this Huey Lewis song!
I need a new fence
One that does what it should
One that keeps all the neighbors out
One that is really made of wood
I need a new fence
One that does what it should
One that keeps all the neighbors out
One that is really made of wood
Let's all pretend I remembered to post this before midnight.
I literally had a calendar reminder but when a notification about a "circulatory system" popped up I ignored it because I assumed it must have been some kind of error.
I literally had a calendar reminder but when a notification about a "circulatory system" popped up I ignored it because I assumed it must have been some kind of error.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Let's all pretend I remembered to post this before midnight.
I literally had a calendar reminder but when a notification about a "circulatory system" popped up I ignored it because I assumed it must have been some kind of error.
I literally had a calendar reminder but when a notification about a "circulatory system" popped up I ignored it because I assumed it must have been some kind of error.
Angel: "I have created a being of pure light for the humans."
[It's a puppy] "It will bring unconditional love, friendship, and joy."
[A devil, surrounded by fire, looks up.]
[The devil holds up a black cat as if to counter the angel's move.]
[It's a puppy] "It will bring unconditional love, friendship, and joy."
[A devil, surrounded by fire, looks up.]
[The devil holds up a black cat as if to counter the angel's move.]
![A four panel black and white comic in Italian. The Italian text is: "Ho creato un essere di luce pura per gli umani. Porterà amore incondizionato, amicizia, e gioia!"
At the bottom it says "Traduzione: I Gatti Conquisteranno il Mondo" or "Translation: The Cats Will Conquer the World"
The English translation and description of the body of the comic is in the post, or reproduced here:
Angel: "I have created a being of pure light for the humans."
[It's a puppy] "It will bring unconditional love, friendship, and joy."
[A devil, surrounded by fire, looks up.]
[The devil holds up a black cat as if to counter the angel's move.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pu3f6wynsdrkml4sq3eddiic/bafkreigwcubl2jg5gk6w4hpp7c2273airam7ok72cemenuomanxllaqbyi@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Angel: "I have created a being of pure light for the humans."
[It's a puppy] "It will bring unconditional love, friendship, and joy."
[A devil, surrounded by fire, looks up.]
[The devil holds up a black cat as if to counter the angel's move.]
[It's a puppy] "It will bring unconditional love, friendship, and joy."
[A devil, surrounded by fire, looks up.]
[The devil holds up a black cat as if to counter the angel's move.]
Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me
He kindly stopped for me
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me
He kindly stopped for me
Reproducing the bug in my local environment
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Reproducing the bug in my local environment
do I have the book for you
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
do I have the book for you
It's what we all really want
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's what we all really want
ASL Bloom has the cutest mascot
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ASL Bloom has the cutest mascot
It is quite possibly the greatest line in all of art. TV, movies, plays, literature. It is the ultimate summary of the human condition.
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It is quite possibly the greatest line in all of art. TV, movies, plays, literature. It is the ultimate summary of the human condition.
