David Colebourne
@dcolebourne.bsky.social
Video Game PR @ Kalypso Media
Volleyball Player @ Spikeopaths VC Reading
Sleepiest Boy in the World™ @ My Bedroom
All views are my own, except for reposts, those are someone else's.
Volleyball Player @ Spikeopaths VC Reading
Sleepiest Boy in the World™ @ My Bedroom
All views are my own, except for reposts, those are someone else's.
Just got a Christmas card with an obviously AI generated picture on it and I don't know who to be mad at (but I'm mad regardless)
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just got a Christmas card with an obviously AI generated picture on it and I don't know who to be mad at (but I'm mad regardless)
I don't care if it's a Hold Person spell, sometimes it's just nice to be held
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I don't care if it's a Hold Person spell, sometimes it's just nice to be held
Me and the gf have invented a game where we pick a random Riverdale episode using a random number generator and each guess 4 things that will happen and a quote that will be said, would highly recommend.
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Me and the gf have invented a game where we pick a random Riverdale episode using a random number generator and each guess 4 things that will happen and a quote that will be said, would highly recommend.
There is nothing ChatGPT can do better than a human being. I know this because everything it accurately says CITES A HUMAN BEING AS THE SOURCE.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There is nothing ChatGPT can do better than a human being. I know this because everything it accurately says CITES A HUMAN BEING AS THE SOURCE.
"Act your age"
Brother it is my first time being this age idk how we're meant to act
Brother it is my first time being this age idk how we're meant to act
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Act your age"
Brother it is my first time being this age idk how we're meant to act
Brother it is my first time being this age idk how we're meant to act
My girlfriend pre/post being fed is like Japan pre/post WWII, girl you were just starting sh*t and now you wanna sit and watch Demon Slayer?!?
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My girlfriend pre/post being fed is like Japan pre/post WWII, girl you were just starting sh*t and now you wanna sit and watch Demon Slayer?!?
Any media which contains AI generated performances, dialogues, art, props, or anything which used generative AI in any capacity which I am aware of, will not see my money if I can avoid it.
This will include cancelling streaming services, music streaming services, or news outlets.
This will include cancelling streaming services, music streaming services, or news outlets.
September 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Any media which contains AI generated performances, dialogues, art, props, or anything which used generative AI in any capacity which I am aware of, will not see my money if I can avoid it.
This will include cancelling streaming services, music streaming services, or news outlets.
This will include cancelling streaming services, music streaming services, or news outlets.
Winding up my co-workers by telling them I could land a commercial plane without issue if I needed to 😌
July 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Winding up my co-workers by telling them I could land a commercial plane without issue if I needed to 😌
I have nothing to say, I fear,
But have to be heard to truly exist.
So I shall say my nothings for all to hear,
And hope that once I'm gone they'll be missed.
But have to be heard to truly exist.
So I shall say my nothings for all to hear,
And hope that once I'm gone they'll be missed.
July 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I have nothing to say, I fear,
But have to be heard to truly exist.
So I shall say my nothings for all to hear,
And hope that once I'm gone they'll be missed.
But have to be heard to truly exist.
So I shall say my nothings for all to hear,
And hope that once I'm gone they'll be missed.
My co-worker, unprompted, said "based on my projections, this means..." this has broadened my horizons, the idea that we might be able to create projection-based hypotheses without the use of AI is revolutionary. I think this may be a breakthrough. We in our office are calling this 'thin-king'
July 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My co-worker, unprompted, said "based on my projections, this means..." this has broadened my horizons, the idea that we might be able to create projection-based hypotheses without the use of AI is revolutionary. I think this may be a breakthrough. We in our office are calling this 'thin-king'
Why the hell can't I turn off Google AI responses to every search I make?!? Probably because they've spent billions on creating the feature and don't understand that I (and many people) despise it. Okay I guess, over to Edge I go.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Why the hell can't I turn off Google AI responses to every search I make?!? Probably because they've spent billions on creating the feature and don't understand that I (and many people) despise it. Okay I guess, over to Edge I go.
The implementation of these AI systems into almost every facet of our internet lives (Google, Twitter, Teams, etc) feels so irresponsible when you acknowledge the fact that EVERY INTERACTION with these systems use 500 mls of water (source in comments)
May 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The implementation of these AI systems into almost every facet of our internet lives (Google, Twitter, Teams, etc) feels so irresponsible when you acknowledge the fact that EVERY INTERACTION with these systems use 500 mls of water (source in comments)
Do you think Warlock contracts in DnD have non-compete clauses? Like if you dissolve your contract you have to wait 2 calendar years before entering a contract with another devil?
May 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Do you think Warlock contracts in DnD have non-compete clauses? Like if you dissolve your contract you have to wait 2 calendar years before entering a contract with another devil?
My social media algorithms seem to assume I hate Eurovision. I ADORE Eurovision, I consider the finals a core national holiday barely below Halloween. I love that so many nations send performers overseas in the name of pure unadulterated performance.
May 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My social media algorithms seem to assume I hate Eurovision. I ADORE Eurovision, I consider the finals a core national holiday barely below Halloween. I love that so many nations send performers overseas in the name of pure unadulterated performance.
Sinners is such a phenomenal movie, I took my mum and gf to see it (both of whom don't really vibe with horror movies) and they were both raving about it as soon as it was finished.
Also, PSA: there is a mid credits scene AND a post credits scene
Also, PSA: there is a mid credits scene AND a post credits scene
April 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sinners is such a phenomenal movie, I took my mum and gf to see it (both of whom don't really vibe with horror movies) and they were both raving about it as soon as it was finished.
Also, PSA: there is a mid credits scene AND a post credits scene
Also, PSA: there is a mid credits scene AND a post credits scene
Amish Gen-Z brainrot kid called Skibidiah
April 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Amish Gen-Z brainrot kid called Skibidiah
Reposted by David Colebourne
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
"Hehe, pretty picture looks like my fave movie :D"
Yeah and if you keep engaging with this kind of shit then your 'fave movies' won't exist anymore because all the people who made them were replaced by thieving robots!!!!
aftermath.site/studio-ghibl...
Yeah and if you keep engaging with this kind of shit then your 'fave movies' won't exist anymore because all the people who made them were replaced by thieving robots!!!!
aftermath.site/studio-ghibl...
Stop Sharing The Ghibli AI Slop, What Is Wrong With You - Aftermath
Nobody needs to see this shit
aftermath.site
March 31, 2025 at 8:36 AM
"Hehe, pretty picture looks like my fave movie :D"
Yeah and if you keep engaging with this kind of shit then your 'fave movies' won't exist anymore because all the people who made them were replaced by thieving robots!!!!
aftermath.site/studio-ghibl...
Yeah and if you keep engaging with this kind of shit then your 'fave movies' won't exist anymore because all the people who made them were replaced by thieving robots!!!!
aftermath.site/studio-ghibl...
The increased accessibility of video game mods is exemplified by me, an idiot, being able to download/play video game mods.
March 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The increased accessibility of video game mods is exemplified by me, an idiot, being able to download/play video game mods.
I flip between "I am the best and hardest worker in the world and everyone around me needs to take notes" and "I have literally never done a single thing, how am I employed?" worryingly quickly.
January 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I flip between "I am the best and hardest worker in the world and everyone around me needs to take notes" and "I have literally never done a single thing, how am I employed?" worryingly quickly.
Back in my day "engagement farming" was when you toiled the fields with your fiance, smh.
January 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Back in my day "engagement farming" was when you toiled the fields with your fiance, smh.
I am sleepy, so very sleepy. If sleeping was my job I would be employee of the month every month. My favourite place is my bedroom and my favourite activity is catching z's. I am a denizen of dreamland, voyager in the land of nod, God's sleepiest soldier.
January 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I am sleepy, so very sleepy. If sleeping was my job I would be employee of the month every month. My favourite place is my bedroom and my favourite activity is catching z's. I am a denizen of dreamland, voyager in the land of nod, God's sleepiest soldier.
A Tesla Cybertruck explodes in front of a Trump Hotel on the first day of the new year...
If this was fiction I'd say the metaphor was heavy-handed.
If this was fiction I'd say the metaphor was heavy-handed.
January 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A Tesla Cybertruck explodes in front of a Trump Hotel on the first day of the new year...
If this was fiction I'd say the metaphor was heavy-handed.
If this was fiction I'd say the metaphor was heavy-handed.
Watched a fantastic video by @tbskyen.com where he makes the point that #LeagueOfLegends isn't interested in the false dichotomy of friendship/romance and I think you can really see this in #Arcane, one of the final shots is two men holding each other as they venture into the unknown.
December 11, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Watched a fantastic video by @tbskyen.com where he makes the point that #LeagueOfLegends isn't interested in the false dichotomy of friendship/romance and I think you can really see this in #Arcane, one of the final shots is two men holding each other as they venture into the unknown.
Ekko voluntarily and actively left his personal heaven so he could save his own hellish world. Best character in #Arcane, and in my top 3 characters in animation next to Sokka and Trevor Belmont.
November 28, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Ekko voluntarily and actively left his personal heaven so he could save his own hellish world. Best character in #Arcane, and in my top 3 characters in animation next to Sokka and Trevor Belmont.