Daren Chapin
dchapin.bsky.social
Daren Chapin
@dchapin.bsky.social
- Ahab has "friends at home?!" Like they show up on Saturdays for Tea with Captain Ahab?
- Ahab, the character most associated with the word 'monomaniacal' in all of English Literature, is pausing here to consider "what will my friends think?"

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January 14, 2026 at 4:42 AM
This is the first footnote that I have highlighted, because, wut?

Norton Critical is recognized as the gold standard for researchers, so now I really need to know if this actually happened & what the RFP was. "Subjects will row with whaling knives in their mouths to determine if this is unwise"

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January 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
For just a second you're like, wow, I guess Melville is going with Fedallah's pronouns as it/its, that is indeed kind of badass.

(Also, totally need to bring back 'swart' as a thing people say)

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January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Little-known fact: "how I wish I could fist a bit of old-fashioned beef in the forecastle" was a slogan under consideration for RFK Jr.'s new inverted food pyramid 🐋
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I'm playing catch-up so this is news from a couple days ago's reading but "'Slid! Such a phiz!" is just an amazing way to react to a person's face 🐋
January 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Getting really strong Whitman-Leaves-of-Grassy vibes from Melville's quick departure from obsessive Starbuck specifics to Big Ideas about the dignity of the arm that drives the spike, and the noble and sparkling soul. Contemporaneous texts although LoG is published 4 years after MD 🐋
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Leaning in hard to all the shipping at the start of Chapter 19 like
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January 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Furtively taking notes on good sailoring in Father Mapple's church:

- grasp the oriental knobs of the man-ropes
- hand over hand
- mount steps as if ascending the main-top

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January 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Well that was a very satisfying day 2 read but it's getting late and I'd better be turning flukes #MD 🐋
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 AM
A Month of Dick has begun. I read chapters 1 & 2 yesterday on the train back to our beloved city of the Manhattoes. Friends, it's not too late to get on this ship before it sails. (A decent online version with annotations can be found at powermobydick.com, if you do not have a paper copy handy.)
Today's chapters are 1-2, the journey begins from the mythical and magical island of Manhattoes after just a wee touch of the Menty Bs!

Full schedule attached! (source doc at bit.ly/4p4oYwA)
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Ah well, not realizing the import of what one is saying and not consuming much news is probably par for the course for a chief executive, and is totally understandable if you are *checks notes* president of a think tank
I like the rhythm of this paragraph because each sentence is like Sideshow Bob stepping onto a new rake
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Hope to see a Portland band calling themselves Unusual Noise and playing outside the ICE hq soon
JUST IN: A federal judge has blocked DHS from enforcing a new prohibition on “unusual noise” outside a government building in Oregon, saying it unconstitutionally criminalizes and chills free speech storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
🎵It must be nice
It must be niiiiice
To have Washington as A.I. 🎵
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Ozymandias reply thread is proof that we could turn Bsky into what was great about Twitter 1.0 if we wanted to
here's the story of a man named ozy
who was busy with two vast legs made of stone
they were meant to stand there for forever
yet they were all alone
and on the pedestal, these words appear:
my name is harry, and this is david
look on our works, ye mighty -- and this pear!
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Brian Lehrer Show just did a call-in segment on listeners' morning routines and it's a humbling exercise in selection bias. Every caller is like, well my alarm goes off at 4am, then I do some Tai Chi, read for 20 min, then hit the gym for an hour so I get back in time to walk the dog before work
October 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Is it time to post that Neal Brennan video? I think it is. youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA?...
October 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's finally happening
youtu.be/59s5bzLCngQ?...
September 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mirror in the bathroom recompense
For all my crimes of self defense
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Do you guys ever think about how if Keiko ever left him, he’d be Solo Dad O’Brien
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Actually, felt pretty good to go
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oh sure mister I-have-8-arms-and-no-internet-access, do tell
September 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM