Drew Baumgartner
@dbaumgartner.bsky.social
Assistant Editor at Marvel. I’m what the French call “les incompétents.” Opinions and terrible jokes are my own.
Genuinely, I don't know how people forgive him for that haircut. It's such a brazen, balled-faced lie, trying to put it past us is an insult to our collective intelligence. Remarkably, the rest of his lies are equally unconvincing, but his base seems to relish being lied to.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Genuinely, I don't know how people forgive him for that haircut. It's such a brazen, balled-faced lie, trying to put it past us is an insult to our collective intelligence. Remarkably, the rest of his lies are equally unconvincing, but his base seems to relish being lied to.
"Sorry kids, dinner is going to be several months late."
The Trump administration told a federal judge on Monday that it plans to use the SNAP contingency fund to cover 50% of November allotments to current eligible households — but that it might take states “a few weeks to up to several months” to disburse the money.
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Trump Admin Tells Judge It’ll Disburse Half of SNAP Benefits for Eligible Households in November, With ‘Significant’ Delays
The Trump administration told a federal judge on Monday that it plans...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Sorry kids, dinner is going to be several months late."
Detective Blackbeard. Pirate captain becomes maverick gumshoe for the NYPD.
Beleaguered Police Chief: You're a loose cannon, Blackbeard!
Detective Blackbeard: Aye, we once had a loose cannon on the Queen Anne's Revenge. Lost three men.
Beleaguered Police Chief: You're a loose cannon, Blackbeard!
Detective Blackbeard: Aye, we once had a loose cannon on the Queen Anne's Revenge. Lost three men.
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Detective Blackbeard. Pirate captain becomes maverick gumshoe for the NYPD.
Beleaguered Police Chief: You're a loose cannon, Blackbeard!
Detective Blackbeard: Aye, we once had a loose cannon on the Queen Anne's Revenge. Lost three men.
Beleaguered Police Chief: You're a loose cannon, Blackbeard!
Detective Blackbeard: Aye, we once had a loose cannon on the Queen Anne's Revenge. Lost three men.
Comics pro tip: If your SFX might reasonably be misinterpreted as a fart, you should change/delete it.
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Comics pro tip: If your SFX might reasonably be misinterpreted as a fart, you should change/delete it.
Oh no! Did he leave the classified information lying around Mar-a-Lago?
Breaking News: John Bolton, a former Trump aide turned critic, was said to have been indicted over his handling of classified information.
John Bolton Is Said to Be Indicted Over Handling of Classified Information
Mr. Bolton, a Trump aide turned critic, is part of a string of presidential foes to become prosecutorial targets. But his case gained momentum in the Biden administration.
nyti.ms
October 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh no! Did he leave the classified information lying around Mar-a-Lago?
Surely everyone recognizes that threatening to cancel entire networks for hurting his feelings is weak-ass shit. But the whole premise of his political movement is that he is always right, so we end up with an entire party too weak to call out weakness. Sycophancy as a political identity.
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Surely everyone recognizes that threatening to cancel entire networks for hurting his feelings is weak-ass shit. But the whole premise of his political movement is that he is always right, so we end up with an entire party too weak to call out weakness. Sycophancy as a political identity.
National Treasure except instead of the Declaration of Independence it's the Bill of Rights and instead of stealing it they're setting it on fire.
October 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
National Treasure except instead of the Declaration of Independence it's the Bill of Rights and instead of stealing it they're setting it on fire.
Hadn't seen how tariffs were impacting clothes prices until last night. If I save up, I might be able to afford a barrel with suspenders.
October 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hadn't seen how tariffs were impacting clothes prices until last night. If I save up, I might be able to afford a barrel with suspenders.
There's no explaining away Trump having posted a video featuring AI version of himself. Did he forget that he hadn't said that stuff? Did he know that he didn't say that stuff, but didn't see that known fraud as disqualifying the other assertions in the video? What's the best-case scenario here?
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
There's no explaining away Trump having posted a video featuring AI version of himself. Did he forget that he hadn't said that stuff? Did he know that he didn't say that stuff, but didn't see that known fraud as disqualifying the other assertions in the video? What's the best-case scenario here?
Literally threatening the country with a good time. Supporting trans rights and shutting down his regime seems like an easy win. (So of course the Democrats will screw it up...)
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless Democrats agree to ban all trans health care
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless all trans health care is banned
The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.
www.thepinknews.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Literally threatening the country with a good time. Supporting trans rights and shutting down his regime seems like an easy win. (So of course the Democrats will screw it up...)
He can’t make groceries cheaper, but he can cancel a late night talk show. And another. And rename the Gulf of Mexico. You know: priorities.
September 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
He can’t make groceries cheaper, but he can cancel a late night talk show. And another. And rename the Gulf of Mexico. You know: priorities.
That “First they came” poem made me think it would take longer for them to start coming for middle-aged white dudes…
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That “First they came” poem made me think it would take longer for them to start coming for middle-aged white dudes…
Our president is so vain he probably thinks that song is about him.
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Our president is so vain he probably thinks that song is about him.
In stores today: BRING ON THE BAD GUYS: DORMAMMU #1. So excited for folks to read this one. @alexpaknadel.bsky.social found such a cool angle for examining the titular bad guy, and Javier Pina and Erick Arciniega dial in the mood perfectly. The result is a remarkably singular tone. Love this issue!
August 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In stores today: BRING ON THE BAD GUYS: DORMAMMU #1. So excited for folks to read this one. @alexpaknadel.bsky.social found such a cool angle for examining the titular bad guy, and Javier Pina and Erick Arciniega dial in the mood perfectly. The result is a remarkably singular tone. Love this issue!
Reposted by Drew Baumgartner
Dormammu Is Drawn Into A Battle Across Generations in Bring on the Bad Guys: Dormammu on shelves and digital platforms on August 27, 2025, from @mguggenheim @alexpaknadel.bsky.social #JavierPina #MarvelComics
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Dormammu Is Drawn Into A Battle Across Generations in Bring On The Bad Guys: Dormammu - Comic Watch
in Bring on the Bad Guys: Red Skull #1 on shelves and digital platforms on August 13, 2025, from @Steph_Smash #TommasoBianchi @mguggenheim #MarvelComics #Captain America
comic-watch.com
August 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dormammu Is Drawn Into A Battle Across Generations in Bring on the Bad Guys: Dormammu on shelves and digital platforms on August 27, 2025, from @mguggenheim @alexpaknadel.bsky.social #JavierPina #MarvelComics
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Reposted by Drew Baumgartner
Bring on the Bad Guys: Dormammu #1 preview. Who dares test the dread Dormammu?! Bring on the Bad Guys takes a mind-bending turn as Dormammu is drawn into a battle across generations! #comics #comicbooks
Preview: Bring on the Bad Guys: Dormammu #1
Who dares test the dread Dormammu?! Bring on the Bad Guys takes a mind-bending turn as Dormammu is drawn into a battle across generations!
graphicpolicy.com
August 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Bring on the Bad Guys: Dormammu #1 preview. Who dares test the dread Dormammu?! Bring on the Bad Guys takes a mind-bending turn as Dormammu is drawn into a battle across generations! #comics #comicbooks
Went to my first Brookly Cyclones game last night, though one of the friends that I went with was under the impression that I was a big fan, in case anyone was wondering what kind of energy I'm giving off these days.
August 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Went to my first Brookly Cyclones game last night, though one of the friends that I went with was under the impression that I was a big fan, in case anyone was wondering what kind of energy I'm giving off these days.
Reposted by Drew Baumgartner
Two weeks until this fire drops. Can't wait for everyone to read it.
August 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Two weeks until this fire drops. Can't wait for everyone to read it.
The hero we need.
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The hero we need.
You fail to read 100% of the library books you don’t check out.
Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you:
Our funding depends on usage.
So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.
Our funding depends on usage.
So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.
August 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You fail to read 100% of the library books you don’t check out.
Imagine losing the Epstein files so badly you need to call in the National Guard to help you look for them.
August 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Imagine losing the Epstein files so badly you need to call in the National Guard to help you look for them.
Oh shit. Have I turned into the kind of middle aged white dude who listens to Kind of Blue in his living room on a Friday night?
June 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh shit. Have I turned into the kind of middle aged white dude who listens to Kind of Blue in his living room on a Friday night?
I honestly can't imagine ever being offended by an insult as softball as "world-class hater," but I will not accept that anyone finds it MORE offensive than "shithole countries" or "grab 'em by the pussy." Why would only one of those be disqualifying?
ABC News is cutting ties with the correspondent Terry Moran after he posted derisive comments online that referred to both President Trump and Stephen Miller, with the term “world-class hater.”
ABC Says Terry Moran, Suspended for Social Media Posts, Will Not Return
ABC News suspended Mr. Moran on Sunday after he wrote on X that Stephen Miller, the deputy White House chief of staff, was “a world-class hater.”
trib.al
June 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I honestly can't imagine ever being offended by an insult as softball as "world-class hater," but I will not accept that anyone finds it MORE offensive than "shithole countries" or "grab 'em by the pussy." Why would only one of those be disqualifying?
The third amendment has entered the chat!
ICE started raiding the hotel they were staying in - interrogating cleaning ladies
Good luck housing ICE agents in Los Angeles now
Good luck housing ICE agents in Los Angeles now
In the AC Hotel, we got word from a staff member that the agents were staying here and questioning the workers—the workers that were cleaning their rooms, the workers that were making their food. They were questioning them and asking for their ID and in a very aggressive way.
June 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The third amendment has entered the chat!