Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Someone not quite human, but not quite alien. PARODY ACCOUNT. Barely operating.
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Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
· Jun 4
"Next time, ask a better question."
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
This should be the least surprising selection ever if you've been following me for any amount of time now.
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This should be the least surprising selection ever if you've been following me for any amount of time now.
It's a shame Nagiko is dead.
I was gonna give her an energy drink.
I was gonna give her an energy drink.
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It's a shame Nagiko is dead.
I was gonna give her an energy drink.
I was gonna give her an energy drink.
Not really a reason, though.
i’m the strongest archer of the highway
But I like you, why would I destroy you?
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not really a reason, though.
But I like you, why would I destroy you?
destroy nagi december
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
But I like you, why would I destroy you?
Heatstroke?
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Heatstroke?
Which is really weird, because Spartacus has ME-EX and talking to him is a pain in the ass.
It seems like conversation doesn't get applied evenly over Mad Enhancement.
It seems like conversation doesn't get applied evenly over Mad Enhancement.
Yeah, EX tends to mean "Mad about one specific thing and nothing else", for some reason.
It's funny you mention that - Penthesilea has Madness Enhancement EX and is capable of conversation, so long as you don't mention a certain carrot Rider.
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Which is really weird, because Spartacus has ME-EX and talking to him is a pain in the ass.
It seems like conversation doesn't get applied evenly over Mad Enhancement.
It seems like conversation doesn't get applied evenly over Mad Enhancement.
In other words, it's all Nasu made-up bullshit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In other words, it's all Nasu made-up bullshit.
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Paul was no friend of the West.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Paul was no friend of the West.
It's funny you mention that - Penthesilea has Madness Enhancement EX and is capable of conversation, so long as you don't mention a certain carrot Rider.
To be fair, most people we know have Madness Enhancement EX, so we're not dealing with averages.
This is a common misconception due to Heracles being the general face of the Berserker class. Note that many Berserkers are quite capable of having conversations - Beowulf, Nightingale, Morgan, and Sakata Kintoki being prime examples.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's funny you mention that - Penthesilea has Madness Enhancement EX and is capable of conversation, so long as you don't mention a certain carrot Rider.
This is a common misconception due to Heracles being the general face of the Berserker class. Note that many Berserkers are quite capable of having conversations - Beowulf, Nightingale, Morgan, and Sakata Kintoki being prime examples.
What do you even talk about. Wait, don't most Berserkers not even talk?
bersewker club on fwiday
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is a common misconception due to Heracles being the general face of the Berserker class. Note that many Berserkers are quite capable of having conversations - Beowulf, Nightingale, Morgan, and Sakata Kintoki being prime examples.
Maybe.
It might also have been the pickles on your hamburger.
It might also have been the pickles on your hamburger.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Maybe.
It might also have been the pickles on your hamburger.
It might also have been the pickles on your hamburger.
GudakoGudako ... is that not what GudeGuda is short for?
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
GudakoGudako ... is that not what GudeGuda is short for?
All you have to say is one word:
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
All you have to say is one word:
🌥️Can't believe I have 7 cats now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
🌥️Can't believe I have 7 cats now.
I am prepping now, dear.
Food Day is tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I am prepping now, dear.
... I don't think that's how Deal or No Deal worked.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
... I don't think that's how Deal or No Deal worked.
Everything I needed to know about romance I learned by watching reruns of "Friends."
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Everything I needed to know about romance I learned by watching reruns of "Friends."
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November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Me? Oh, my name's Daybit. A pleasure. I should probably make sure to get yours as well.
Totally agree. I found her lovable enough to invite her to my bakery despite all.
And what is your name?
And what is your name?
She does have quite the appetite. But it's part of her charm.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Me? Oh, my name's Daybit. A pleasure. I should probably make sure to get yours as well.
She does have quite the appetite. But it's part of her charm.
Yes, I’ve met her. I’m already trying to feed her but it seems like we might have to make it a group effort..
Yes, that's her. You know her then?
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
She does have quite the appetite. But it's part of her charm.