Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
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Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
· Jun 4
"Next time, ask a better question."
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
"Smooth" by Carlos Santana featuring Rob Thomas is a Christmas song.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Smooth" by Carlos Santana featuring Rob Thomas is a Christmas song.
Break out the popcorn, it is time for Christmas movies.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Break out the popcorn, it is time for Christmas movies.
🌥️I make no apologies. "Linus and Lucy" is an all-time bop.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
🌥️I make no apologies. "Linus and Lucy" is an all-time bop.
// I use mp3s more than Spotify.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
// I use mp3s more than Spotify.
If I had a nickel for every time Nagiko died I'd only have two nickels but it's weird that I would get them on consecutive days.
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Nagiko died I'd only have two nickels but it's weird that I would get them on consecutive days.
Well, I suppose it's for the best.
If we have people dying under BB's bosom we'd end up losing the T for Teen rating on the App Store.
If we have people dying under BB's bosom we'd end up losing the T for Teen rating on the App Store.
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Well, I suppose it's for the best.
If we have people dying under BB's bosom we'd end up losing the T for Teen rating on the App Store.
If we have people dying under BB's bosom we'd end up losing the T for Teen rating on the App Store.
[ Confused look ]
From everything I studied on human culture, I would have thought the line would be excessively long...
From everything I studied on human culture, I would have thought the line would be excessively long...
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[ Confused look ]
From everything I studied on human culture, I would have thought the line would be excessively long...
From everything I studied on human culture, I would have thought the line would be excessively long...
[ Watches the line form to perish under BB's bosom ]
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
[ Watches the line form to perish under BB's bosom ]
Did you know you can install Skyrim on just about anything?
The toaster? Check.
Samsung fridge? Check.
The Mooncell? Check.
Casio 80's Calculator Watch? Check.
The toaster? Check.
Samsung fridge? Check.
The Mooncell? Check.
Casio 80's Calculator Watch? Check.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Did you know you can install Skyrim on just about anything?
The toaster? Check.
Samsung fridge? Check.
The Mooncell? Check.
Casio 80's Calculator Watch? Check.
The toaster? Check.
Samsung fridge? Check.
The Mooncell? Check.
Casio 80's Calculator Watch? Check.
Is this because I installed Skyrim on the Mooncell?
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Is this because I installed Skyrim on the Mooncell?
Damn, BB's studio has the best filtered water for coffee. Now what am I going to do?
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Damn, BB's studio has the best filtered water for coffee. Now what am I going to do?
🌥️EOS... I don't think FGO is going to actually EOS right now or even all that soon. It still rakes in pretty good cash in Japan. Though we'll likely see a slow down in terms of main story and probably be even more event-oriented until they figure out if they want a third arc.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
🌥️EOS... I don't think FGO is going to actually EOS right now or even all that soon. It still rakes in pretty good cash in Japan. Though we'll likely see a slow down in terms of main story and probably be even more event-oriented until they figure out if they want a third arc.
I have really gotten back into horse-woman training.
In between leading nuking some guy pretending to be Solomon and leading manufactured women into battle against mechanical aliens, my schedule is pretty full.
In between leading nuking some guy pretending to be Solomon and leading manufactured women into battle against mechanical aliens, my schedule is pretty full.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I have really gotten back into horse-woman training.
In between leading nuking some guy pretending to be Solomon and leading manufactured women into battle against mechanical aliens, my schedule is pretty full.
In between leading nuking some guy pretending to be Solomon and leading manufactured women into battle against mechanical aliens, my schedule is pretty full.
This should be the least surprising selection ever if you've been following me for any amount of time now.
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This should be the least surprising selection ever if you've been following me for any amount of time now.
It's a shame Nagiko is dead.
I was gonna give her an energy drink.
I was gonna give her an energy drink.
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It's a shame Nagiko is dead.
I was gonna give her an energy drink.
I was gonna give her an energy drink.
Not really a reason, though.
i’m the strongest archer of the highway
But I like you, why would I destroy you?
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not really a reason, though.
But I like you, why would I destroy you?
destroy nagi december
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
But I like you, why would I destroy you?
Heatstroke?
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Heatstroke?
Which is really weird, because Spartacus has ME-EX and talking to him is a pain in the ass.
It seems like conversation doesn't get applied evenly over Mad Enhancement.
It seems like conversation doesn't get applied evenly over Mad Enhancement.
Yeah, EX tends to mean "Mad about one specific thing and nothing else", for some reason.
It's funny you mention that - Penthesilea has Madness Enhancement EX and is capable of conversation, so long as you don't mention a certain carrot Rider.
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Which is really weird, because Spartacus has ME-EX and talking to him is a pain in the ass.
It seems like conversation doesn't get applied evenly over Mad Enhancement.
It seems like conversation doesn't get applied evenly over Mad Enhancement.
In other words, it's all Nasu made-up bullshit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In other words, it's all Nasu made-up bullshit.
Reposted by Daybit
Paul was no friend of the West.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Paul was no friend of the West.
It's funny you mention that - Penthesilea has Madness Enhancement EX and is capable of conversation, so long as you don't mention a certain carrot Rider.
To be fair, most people we know have Madness Enhancement EX, so we're not dealing with averages.
This is a common misconception due to Heracles being the general face of the Berserker class. Note that many Berserkers are quite capable of having conversations - Beowulf, Nightingale, Morgan, and Sakata Kintoki being prime examples.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's funny you mention that - Penthesilea has Madness Enhancement EX and is capable of conversation, so long as you don't mention a certain carrot Rider.
This is a common misconception due to Heracles being the general face of the Berserker class. Note that many Berserkers are quite capable of having conversations - Beowulf, Nightingale, Morgan, and Sakata Kintoki being prime examples.
What do you even talk about. Wait, don't most Berserkers not even talk?
bersewker club on fwiday
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is a common misconception due to Heracles being the general face of the Berserker class. Note that many Berserkers are quite capable of having conversations - Beowulf, Nightingale, Morgan, and Sakata Kintoki being prime examples.
Maybe.
It might also have been the pickles on your hamburger.
It might also have been the pickles on your hamburger.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Maybe.
It might also have been the pickles on your hamburger.
It might also have been the pickles on your hamburger.