Dax Pryce
@dax.pryce.io
espresso, dogs, games, books, anime, eating, cooking, coding, woodworking, gardening, famously has never had a nazi phase
his "I'm sorry I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do that" apology will never be forgotten
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
his "I'm sorry I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do that" apology will never be forgotten
I GAVE YOU HALF OK jeeze it's like you don't understand what an equal partnership looks like!
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I GAVE YOU HALF OK jeeze it's like you don't understand what an equal partnership looks like!
1 bag frozen green beans, microwaved. 1 bag baby carrots, also microwaved.
serve in bowl. enjoy (if you know what's good for you)
serve in bowl. enjoy (if you know what's good for you)
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
1 bag frozen green beans, microwaved. 1 bag baby carrots, also microwaved.
serve in bowl. enjoy (if you know what's good for you)
serve in bowl. enjoy (if you know what's good for you)
or i could eat both and make the weird breakfast ensemblage for my wife
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
or i could eat both and make the weird breakfast ensemblage for my wife
maybe i'll gnaw on the steak and cast covetous eyes on the leftovers
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
maybe i'll gnaw on the steak and cast covetous eyes on the leftovers
it's like my "very british bigotry" one, it hasn't let me down in any material way yet, and has let me keep my spleen firmly unvented for far longer than anyone could have expected
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
it's like my "very british bigotry" one, it hasn't let me down in any material way yet, and has let me keep my spleen firmly unvented for far longer than anyone could have expected
me, every time I see that on an account:
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: bart simpson is sitting at front of house as grandpa simpson comes in the front door, takes his hat off, puts it on the hat hook, loops back around to say he entered the place, grabs his hat off the hat hook, and leaves again immediately
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
me, every time I see that on an account:
see, this is why i like blocklists and labelers:
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
see, this is why i like blocklists and labelers:
three weeks?! that's far too soon to just start planning for now! it has to be at least 3 months!
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
three weeks?! that's far too soon to just start planning for now! it has to be at least 3 months!
til gun control isn't politics because it's not going to happen in the real world thanks for setting me straight Jordan
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
til gun control isn't politics because it's not going to happen in the real world thanks for setting me straight Jordan
nobody can stop you from making pie tomorrow
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I'm making the pie tomorrow
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I'm making the pie tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
nobody can stop you from making pie tomorrow
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I'm making the pie tomorrow
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I'm making the pie tomorrow
I'm firmly in the pocket of Big Osmotic Pressure
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm firmly in the pocket of Big Osmotic Pressure
i like how Laura is trying to wink but instead it looks like she has shampoo in her eye
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i like how Laura is trying to wink but instead it looks like she has shampoo in her eye
we all do! totally para-social relationship here, he was a nice dude on my computer who did great things and shared many funny things and made a rich person mad and now we're not allowed to have nice things anymore :(
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
we all do! totally para-social relationship here, he was a nice dude on my computer who did great things and shared many funny things and made a rich person mad and now we're not allowed to have nice things anymore :(
i think link was the one who shared it with me the first time and i spent the entire day like
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a beer and pointing at the tv as if he just saw something critically important
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i think link was the one who shared it with me the first time and i spent the entire day like
@thedailytism.com could write a satirical article about my deep, existential angst every time i have to do it
actually i wouldn't be surprised if they already had
actually i wouldn't be surprised if they already had
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@thedailytism.com could write a satirical article about my deep, existential angst every time i have to do it
actually i wouldn't be surprised if they already had
actually i wouldn't be surprised if they already had
die. dead. slain. heart emoji!
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
die. dead. slain. heart emoji!
i die a little every time i have to press the little heart icon when sometime makes an important statement about an awful thing
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i die a little every time i have to press the little heart icon when sometime makes an important statement about an awful thing
Basically every windows choice made re: AI, Cortana, Recall, and forcing everyone into a Microsoft Services Account for login and cloud services drives me fucking bananas. No! I do not fucking want any of these things! They're specific anti-goals for me when I use the computer!
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Basically every windows choice made re: AI, Cortana, Recall, and forcing everyone into a Microsoft Services Account for login and cloud services drives me fucking bananas. No! I do not fucking want any of these things! They're specific anti-goals for me when I use the computer!