The David of Christmas Past
@davidvoorhees.bsky.social
80s kid. 80s adult. He/him.
Victor made a man out of other men, but forgot one nipple!
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Victor made a man out of other men, but forgot one nipple!
Love it!
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Love it!
Nosferatu Smurf™️
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Nosferatu Smurf™️
It is rare for a movie to make me nauseous, but here we are.
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It is rare for a movie to make me nauseous, but here we are.
Werewolves is a movie we watched.
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Werewolves is a movie we watched.
I could do without the little girl who screams for 90% of the last 45 minutes of the movie.
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I could do without the little girl who screams for 90% of the last 45 minutes of the movie.
A werewolf from Werewolves. 🤷
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A werewolf from Werewolves. 🤷
Rule: moonscreen only works if it’s cold, but it also doesn’t go bad if it warms up. You can just freeze it and it’s fine.
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Rule: moonscreen only works if it’s cold, but it also doesn’t go bad if it warms up. You can just freeze it and it’s fine.
They literally just ran under fluttering tarps to protect themselves from the moon.
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
They literally just ran under fluttering tarps to protect themselves from the moon.
Now there’s a creepy child in goggles.
This movie is not very good. 😆
This movie is not very good. 😆
October 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Now there’s a creepy child in goggles.
This movie is not very good. 😆
This movie is not very good. 😆
Also, these are some of the worst looking werewolves I’ve ever seen on screen.
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Also, these are some of the worst looking werewolves I’ve ever seen on screen.
Dude just crashed his car into a public bus. Follow-up question, why is the bus running during a super moon?
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dude just crashed his car into a public bus. Follow-up question, why is the bus running during a super moon?
I’m so confused by the premise. It’s a genetic mutation that caused a billion people to turn into werewolves but you also can catch it?
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m so confused by the premise. It’s a genetic mutation that caused a billion people to turn into werewolves but you also can catch it?
Lou Diamond Phillips is now Lou Werewolf Phillips 😞
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Lou Diamond Phillips is now Lou Werewolf Phillips 😞
If you spray moonscreen on a turnt werewolf, does it unturnt?
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you spray moonscreen on a turnt werewolf, does it unturnt?