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The David of Christmas Past
@davidvoorhees.bsky.social
80s kid. 80s adult. He/him.
Victor made a man out of other men, but forgot one nipple!
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🥴
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Love it!
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Nosferatu Smurf™️
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It is rare for a movie to make me nauseous, but here we are.
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Werewolves is a movie we watched.
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I could do without the little girl who screams for 90% of the last 45 minutes of the movie.
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A werewolf from Werewolves. 🤷
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Rule: moonscreen only works if it’s cold, but it also doesn’t go bad if it warms up. You can just freeze it and it’s fine.
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They literally just ran under fluttering tarps to protect themselves from the moon.
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Now there’s a creepy child in goggles.

This movie is not very good. 😆
October 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Also, these are some of the worst looking werewolves I’ve ever seen on screen.
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dude just crashed his car into a public bus. Follow-up question, why is the bus running during a super moon?
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’m so confused by the premise. It’s a genetic mutation that caused a billion people to turn into werewolves but you also can catch it?
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lou Diamond Phillips is now Lou Werewolf Phillips 😞
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you spray moonscreen on a turnt werewolf, does it unturnt?
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM