The David of Christmas Past
@davidvoorhees.bsky.social
80s kid. 80s adult. He/him.
Watching Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and these characters are wearing some absolutely bonkers clothing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Watching Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and these characters are wearing some absolutely bonkers clothing.
Ordered these DLP Picsou Magazine pins from eBay in late August, about 35 seconds before the tariffs went into effect. They’ve been bouncing around France since and finally arrived today. NO TARIFF CHARGED for some reason, but I’m not asking questions.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ordered these DLP Picsou Magazine pins from eBay in late August, about 35 seconds before the tariffs went into effect. They’ve been bouncing around France since and finally arrived today. NO TARIFF CHARGED for some reason, but I’m not asking questions.
How Santa positions himself to see you when you’re sleeping.
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
How Santa positions himself to see you when you’re sleeping.
Please enjoy this video of a polar bear doing laps from our trip to the zoo this past weekend.
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Please enjoy this video of a polar bear doing laps from our trip to the zoo this past weekend.
Bring Her Back is fucked up. Thanks for reading.
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bring Her Back is fucked up. Thanks for reading.
We are watching Werewolves for the first time and there’s so much to be annoyed about. First up: moonscreen.
But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.
But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We are watching Werewolves for the first time and there’s so much to be annoyed about. First up: moonscreen.
But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.
But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.
Christmas Tree Cakes is what they called me in high school.
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Christmas Tree Cakes is what they called me in high school.
She just doesn’t have time for your bullshit.
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
She just doesn’t have time for your bullshit.
I appreciate this attention to detail on the Figure Obscura Headless Horseman.
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I appreciate this attention to detail on the Figure Obscura Headless Horseman.
Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) and clearly these young adults didn’t watch the original.
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) and clearly these young adults didn’t watch the original.
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
“Be sure to bring your… death certificate.”
October 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Be sure to bring your… death certificate.”
The lighting in this park is A+++
September 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The lighting in this park is A+++
Helios is aiming for that rainbow!
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Helios is aiming for that rainbow!
How come I’ve never seen Brightburn before?
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
How come I’ve never seen Brightburn before?
Me watching clips of the UN speech.
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me watching clips of the UN speech.
“Bye, Buddy! Hope you find your dad!”
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“Bye, Buddy! Hope you find your dad!”
September 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
