david malki !
@davidmalki.com
🎩 hi there! it's malki from wondermark
🖋️cartoonist, designer, game maker
🔗 my various links: linkpop.com/malki
🦋 comics posted at: @wondermark.com
🔩 card game: Bolted! https://swiy.co/bolted-bsky
🖋️cartoonist, designer, game maker
🔗 my various links: linkpop.com/malki
🦋 comics posted at: @wondermark.com
🔩 card game: Bolted! https://swiy.co/bolted-bsky
Here are the upcoming scheduled Bolted! game streams, with a true murderer's row of badasses. (Live calendar links are on the Kickstarter page - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mal...)
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Here are the upcoming scheduled Bolted! game streams, with a true murderer's row of badasses. (Live calendar links are on the Kickstarter page - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mal...)
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Arrange your schedule!
TODAY at 2pm PT / 5pm ET we will be playing Bolted! in a LIVESTREAM! Who is "we"? Why, it's:
🦖 Ryan North! @ryannorth.ca
🔍 Gillian Goerz! @gilliangdotcom.bsky.social
🏔️ Pat Race! @pat.alaskarobotics.com
We'll be streaming at: twitch.tv/davidmalki
TODAY at 2pm PT / 5pm ET we will be playing Bolted! in a LIVESTREAM! Who is "we"? Why, it's:
🦖 Ryan North! @ryannorth.ca
🔍 Gillian Goerz! @gilliangdotcom.bsky.social
🏔️ Pat Race! @pat.alaskarobotics.com
We'll be streaming at: twitch.tv/davidmalki
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Arrange your schedule!
TODAY at 2pm PT / 5pm ET we will be playing Bolted! in a LIVESTREAM! Who is "we"? Why, it's:
🦖 Ryan North! @ryannorth.ca
🔍 Gillian Goerz! @gilliangdotcom.bsky.social
🏔️ Pat Race! @pat.alaskarobotics.com
We'll be streaming at: twitch.tv/davidmalki
TODAY at 2pm PT / 5pm ET we will be playing Bolted! in a LIVESTREAM! Who is "we"? Why, it's:
🦖 Ryan North! @ryannorth.ca
🔍 Gillian Goerz! @gilliangdotcom.bsky.social
🏔️ Pat Race! @pat.alaskarobotics.com
We'll be streaming at: twitch.tv/davidmalki
The grimacing MrBeast version of myself that I made for this FREAKED my kid out. So at least his animal fear instincts are right on
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The grimacing MrBeast version of myself that I made for this FREAKED my kid out. So at least his animal fear instincts are right on
My live reaction to this suggestion
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My live reaction to this suggestion
It's cool that Youtube lets you A/B/C test thumbnails. I wonder if I should go with "standard explainer guy", "tiktok react streamer", or "sociopath"
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It's cool that Youtube lets you A/B/C test thumbnails. I wonder if I should go with "standard explainer guy", "tiktok react streamer", or "sociopath"
when u are Beep Bork Borgdork
(coming up with all the names is one of my most favorite parts)
(coming up with all the names is one of my most favorite parts)
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
when u are Beep Bork Borgdork
(coming up with all the names is one of my most favorite parts)
(coming up with all the names is one of my most favorite parts)
Just some paper cutting ASMR for ya
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just some paper cutting ASMR for ya
I couldn't figure out why my Photoshop color picker was showing me all kinds of weird colors. I couldn't find a gray. It was impossible to navigate.
I have been using Photoshop for *27 YEARS* and *TODAY* I realized that next to each of those little boxes is a RADIO BUTTON that CHANGES THE PICKER
I have been using Photoshop for *27 YEARS* and *TODAY* I realized that next to each of those little boxes is a RADIO BUTTON that CHANGES THE PICKER
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I couldn't figure out why my Photoshop color picker was showing me all kinds of weird colors. I couldn't find a gray. It was impossible to navigate.
I have been using Photoshop for *27 YEARS* and *TODAY* I realized that next to each of those little boxes is a RADIO BUTTON that CHANGES THE PICKER
I have been using Photoshop for *27 YEARS* and *TODAY* I realized that next to each of those little boxes is a RADIO BUTTON that CHANGES THE PICKER
game box game box game box
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
game box game box game box
Better things are possible if you just believe in them and work for them and fight for them. (I am speaking in this case specifically about discounted breakfast burritos at the market in my neighborhood)
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Better things are possible if you just believe in them and work for them and fight for them. (I am speaking in this case specifically about discounted breakfast burritos at the market in my neighborhood)
Like, in just 10 short years he went from this to this. Big strong generals, tears in their eyes, saying what a glow up like they've never seen before
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Like, in just 10 short years he went from this to this. Big strong generals, tears in their eyes, saying what a glow up like they've never seen before
This is now my platonic ideal of "a suggested post on IG" and also my sign to close the app
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is now my platonic ideal of "a suggested post on IG" and also my sign to close the app
Yeah this is just the online playtesting version! The actual version is physical cards (B&W prototype version pictured)
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yeah this is just the online playtesting version! The actual version is physical cards (B&W prototype version pictured)
Only 31 points this time :|
I assume that to be challenging, a good solo mode should also include the possibility of you not doing well, right? Like, some solitaire games are about beating the puzzle, others about achieving a good score, but in some there is the possibility that you just fail.
I assume that to be challenging, a good solo mode should also include the possibility of you not doing well, right? Like, some solitaire games are about beating the puzzle, others about achieving a good score, but in some there is the possibility that you just fail.
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Only 31 points this time :|
I assume that to be challenging, a good solo mode should also include the possibility of you not doing well, right? Like, some solitaire games are about beating the puzzle, others about achieving a good score, but in some there is the possibility that you just fail.
I assume that to be challenging, a good solo mode should also include the possibility of you not doing well, right? Like, some solitaire games are about beating the puzzle, others about achieving a good score, but in some there is the possibility that you just fail.
It turns out that if you get reasonably good at Bolted! you can absolutely annihilate all previously known scoring records (53 points in one game, scored by me, the creator of the game, testing a solo mode against an automated player who did not play very well).
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It turns out that if you get reasonably good at Bolted! you can absolutely annihilate all previously known scoring records (53 points in one game, scored by me, the creator of the game, testing a solo mode against an automated player who did not play very well).
When you have too many buffs
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
When you have too many buffs
Get yourself an orb shepherd who can do both
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Get yourself an orb shepherd who can do both
taking new linkedin photos to represent my newfound purpose in life
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
taking new linkedin photos to represent my newfound purpose in life
The 8yo has the skeletons working out to stay in shape for their big night
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The 8yo has the skeletons working out to stay in shape for their big night
Someone would probably tell me if this was, like, "too much," right?
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Someone would probably tell me if this was, like, "too much," right?
Imagine being a grandfathered spitballer. "Yeah, we don't think it's great if the pitcher turns the baseball brown with tobacco spit so the hitter can't see it, but it's not, like, terrible. A few people can keep doing it."
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October 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Imagine being a grandfathered spitballer. "Yeah, we don't think it's great if the pitcher turns the baseball brown with tobacco spit so the hitter can't see it, but it's not, like, terrible. A few people can keep doing it."
Gravenstein has a complex backstory
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Gravenstein has a complex backstory
Gravenstein responds to the "safety" allegations
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Gravenstein responds to the "safety" allegations