David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjayindie.bsky.social
Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! https://s.team/a/1999140
My non-shitposty business account: @davidjalbertgames.ca
Also a gay part-time furry named "Davey the sloth"
My non-shitposty business account: @davidjalbertgames.ca
Also a gay part-time furry named "Davey the sloth"
Literally every podcast ever:
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Literally every podcast ever:
Also, you absolutely need to make it your main marketing hook 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Also, you absolutely need to make it your main marketing hook 🔥
a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
Alright, fine. If I wait til I can afford an actually good iron, I'll wait forever. Let's call this an early Christmas gift to myself.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Alright, fine. If I wait til I can afford an actually good iron, I'll wait forever. Let's call this an early Christmas gift to myself.
That's fine, the general idea is hilarious in and of itself xD
Kinda has the same vibe to this;
Kinda has the same vibe to this;
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
That's fine, the general idea is hilarious in and of itself xD
Kinda has the same vibe to this;
Kinda has the same vibe to this;
Like, am I dumb, or...?
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Like, am I dumb, or...?
She knows what she did.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
She knows what she did.
After years of believing I'd be obese for the rest of my life, and then getting sick of it and putting in the efforts to turn my life around, it finally happened today; my BMI is now below 30.
I actually beat obesity. 🥹
And it's only the beginning!!
I actually beat obesity. 🥹
And it's only the beginning!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
After years of believing I'd be obese for the rest of my life, and then getting sick of it and putting in the efforts to turn my life around, it finally happened today; my BMI is now below 30.
I actually beat obesity. 🥹
And it's only the beginning!!
I actually beat obesity. 🥹
And it's only the beginning!!
Post a female character you love.
Not video game related, but I love Weird Barbie, she's punk as fuck.
Not video game related, but I love Weird Barbie, she's punk as fuck.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Post a female character you love.
Not video game related, but I love Weird Barbie, she's punk as fuck.
Not video game related, but I love Weird Barbie, she's punk as fuck.
"Ugh, not that bread and wine bullshit again."
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"Ugh, not that bread and wine bullshit again."
Aaaaah right, that makes sense now. lol.
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Aaaaah right, that makes sense now. lol.
I love that I'm on BOTH lists. It's actually amazing lmao.
Also, goes to show that no matter what you say or do, people will label you all sorts of shit. None of this matters.
Also, goes to show that no matter what you say or do, people will label you all sorts of shit. None of this matters.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I love that I'm on BOTH lists. It's actually amazing lmao.
Also, goes to show that no matter what you say or do, people will label you all sorts of shit. None of this matters.
Also, goes to show that no matter what you say or do, people will label you all sorts of shit. None of this matters.
- So what would you like for Christmas?
- Oh, you know, I'm not difficult, there's just this one small thing I was thinking of...
- Oh, you know, I'm not difficult, there's just this one small thing I was thinking of...
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
- So what would you like for Christmas?
- Oh, you know, I'm not difficult, there's just this one small thing I was thinking of...
- Oh, you know, I'm not difficult, there's just this one small thing I was thinking of...
I slept on Breath of the Wild for years and finally started playing it a week ago. And damn, Nintendo clearly invested everything they had to make it.
It's almost frustrating because it's too good; Most devs can't pull that off. I fear it gave gamers a false sense of how easy it is to make a game.
It's almost frustrating because it's too good; Most devs can't pull that off. I fear it gave gamers a false sense of how easy it is to make a game.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I slept on Breath of the Wild for years and finally started playing it a week ago. And damn, Nintendo clearly invested everything they had to make it.
It's almost frustrating because it's too good; Most devs can't pull that off. I fear it gave gamers a false sense of how easy it is to make a game.
It's almost frustrating because it's too good; Most devs can't pull that off. I fear it gave gamers a false sense of how easy it is to make a game.
I had an appointment in an hour, and wanted to play a game on one screen and have the time on the other so I wouldn't miss it, but Linux Mint doesn't come with a clock app. So I spent the entire hour making my own.
I literally did the XKCD comic thing... xkcd.com/196/
I literally did the XKCD comic thing... xkcd.com/196/
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I had an appointment in an hour, and wanted to play a game on one screen and have the time on the other so I wouldn't miss it, but Linux Mint doesn't come with a clock app. So I spent the entire hour making my own.
I literally did the XKCD comic thing... xkcd.com/196/
I literally did the XKCD comic thing... xkcd.com/196/
Plus, beanie babies are much more affordable.
I still have this lil guy next to my work desk <3
I still have this lil guy next to my work desk <3
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Plus, beanie babies are much more affordable.
I still have this lil guy next to my work desk <3
I still have this lil guy next to my work desk <3
That was good timing but Alok Kanojia posted today a video about this topic actually xD
source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cjp...
source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cjp...
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That was good timing but Alok Kanojia posted today a video about this topic actually xD
source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cjp...
source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cjp...
Best game!... except the combat system. And the cliff racers.
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Best game!... except the combat system. And the cliff racers.
Damn, that's one smooth loaf! What was your recipe? I used to make basic artisan bread with just flour, yeast and water as a base, and it was great, but I don't think my recipe could ever turn out like yours.
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Damn, that's one smooth loaf! What was your recipe? I used to make basic artisan bread with just flour, yeast and water as a base, and it was great, but I don't think my recipe could ever turn out like yours.
Also I can't believe I didn't lead with this.
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Also I can't believe I didn't lead with this.
Me about to go and take care of my baby.
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me about to go and take care of my baby.
Just to make sure his kids don't get any weird stuff, I guess. If you ask me, that'd be just an extra bonus, but he's such a stick in the mud.
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just to make sure his kids don't get any weird stuff, I guess. If you ask me, that'd be just an extra bonus, but he's such a stick in the mud.