David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjayindie.bsky.social
840 followers 310 following 4.9K posts
Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1999140/Extraneum/ Also a gay part-time furry named "Davey the sloth"
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
davidjayindie.bsky.social
"Why am I addicted to this shit?" I say, as I keep scrolling.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
I should burn a CD with all the songs from Vulgar Display Of Power by Pantera except they're all MIDI versions, and I'd use this picture for the jewel case. And then donate it to a local thrift store.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Guess I'm still perfectly fine with my Steam Deck lol.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Even if you consider that it comes with Windows 11 no matter what device it's installed on, so technically it's not unusual... it's still a lot of bloat and you really don't want all this crap on a gaming device.

I can only hope they don't prevent you from installing SteamOS on this.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
It's like crack; you know it's bad for you, you know you should quit, but... it's so damn delicious tho! 🥴
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Life's overrated, I want a refund.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Wait, did it go down? Guess I must have missed it.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Honestly? Yes please. The closest we have to that right now is Discord...
davidjayindie.bsky.social
I got curious and looked at that thread and I don't want to speak out of turn but uh... The way Amanda is talking, and how she's responding to comments, sounds all very familiar.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Me: puts up a sign behind the waterfall that says "What do you mean, there's no secret? What did your stupid ass expect?"
antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
davidjayindie.bsky.social
It changes the day when you're allowed to wear a t-shirt to the office :p
davidjayindie.bsky.social
The only difference, from what I've seen and experienced since the Bush era, is that most of them don't care about keeping the mask on anymore.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
To be honest, I initially thought it would suck too, because the previous games are not great. Well I stand corrected, you proved me wrong!
davidjayindie.bsky.social
I guess casinos are the OG labubus so I'm not surprised. I'm just disappointed.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Adam Conover said it best on his youtube channel about why people buy labubus; they know it's financially irresponsible but they also know saving money doesn't do anything so why not have fun while you still can, and the gambling aspect means there's a tiny chance you'll hit big if you're lucky!
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Sorry, I meant them, as in I legit have no idea who originally owned that channel.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
I was legit thinking "if you don't get it, there's no point in trying to explain it to you"
davidjayindie.bsky.social
More often than not, less is more!

This prototype is gorgeous, it's a shame you shelved it, but I'd be a hypocrite to blame you for it 😅
davidjayindie.bsky.social
That was quite a heartbreaker.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Is that actually a thing right now to have more and more gaming websites and creators straight up get into gambling?

Nevermind the fact it's a terrible hobby to have in general, but it's pretty telling about the current economy when that's what's most profitable.
apzonerunner.com
Videogamer's new logo a screaming exclamation mark on the 'support independent games media' argument. Legitimately thought this was someone taking the piss when it was first posted in a discord, but no, it's on the site. You have to laugh (or else you'll cry)
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Making casinos grow infinitely lol
davidjayindie.bsky.social
This is exactly Microsoft Bing's style for a "bright and cheerful" cartoony style. Noisy orange filter and everything.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
I don't know what "no kyc" means but it immediately read to me as "no kys on the premises" which would be fair for a casino.
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Did he sell his channel to some dude who only plays slot machines all day or is that the same guy?

Also ouch at the view count.
Reposted by David Jalbert 🦥
davidjayindie.bsky.social
Alright I should stop, not like anybody can change their mind.