David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjayindie.bsky.social
Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! https://s.team/a/1999140
My non-shitposty business account: @davidjalbertgames.ca
Also a gay part-time furry named "Davey the sloth"
My non-shitposty business account: @davidjalbertgames.ca
Also a gay part-time furry named "Davey the sloth"
Pinned
"Why am I addicted to this shit?" I say, as I keep scrolling.
The Matrix is a Christmas movie, because I watch it on Christmas.
...and also every other day of the year.
...and also every other day of the year.
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The Matrix is a Christmas movie, because I watch it on Christmas.
...and also every other day of the year.
...and also every other day of the year.
Reposted by David Jalbert 🦥
Reposted by David Jalbert 🦥
can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
Reposted by David Jalbert 🦥
Starting NOW for Creator Day & for the Black Friday Sale lasting until December 3rd, EXTRANEUM will be on sale at 50% off on itch.io! Get it DRM-free for only $7.49!
Let's show Valve that itch.io is full of generous and passionate True Gamers™ ❤️🔥
#indiegame #indiedev #retrofps #boomershooter
Let's show Valve that itch.io is full of generous and passionate True Gamers™ ❤️🔥
#indiegame #indiedev #retrofps #boomershooter
Extraneum by David Jalbert
Fight your way through biohacked monstrosities and stop their progress in this old school FPS
davidjalbert.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Starting NOW for Creator Day & for the Black Friday Sale lasting until December 3rd, EXTRANEUM will be on sale at 50% off on itch.io! Get it DRM-free for only $7.49!
Let's show Valve that itch.io is full of generous and passionate True Gamers™ ❤️🔥
#indiegame #indiedev #retrofps #boomershooter
Let's show Valve that itch.io is full of generous and passionate True Gamers™ ❤️🔥
#indiegame #indiedev #retrofps #boomershooter
I swear to god... I can't even be mad, that's amazing lmao
I couldn't help but fuck with them a lil bit. They might send me even more spam but whatever, at this point it won't make a difference anyway lol
I couldn't help but fuck with them a lil bit. They might send me even more spam but whatever, at this point it won't make a difference anyway lol
![Email I received today...
Subject: [SPAM] Hello
May the peace of God be with you and your family. I know it will be a great surprise reading from me today, but I consider this a divine intervention, as a pastor explained to my understanding. My name is Mrs. Deborah Grant, a widow from the United States of America Married in Turkey, and I am writing you from my sick bed because I have been fighting cancer and the doctor said I have only a few weeks left. I want to entrust my money (USD 8.5 million) to your care for charity purposes to help the less privileged, as my late husband's relatives want me dead so that they will claim all my late husband and I worked for. Once you receive it, I will tell you more about myself and what you need to do with the money. Please write to me as soon as you get this message. My health is pretty bad, and my doctor said I will be moved to the intensive care unit anytime soon. Have a blessed day, and please pray for me. God bless you.
Yours, Mrs. Deborah Grant
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December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I swear to god... I can't even be mad, that's amazing lmao
I couldn't help but fuck with them a lil bit. They might send me even more spam but whatever, at this point it won't make a difference anyway lol
I couldn't help but fuck with them a lil bit. They might send me even more spam but whatever, at this point it won't make a difference anyway lol
Pixel art is very much valid and good AS LONG AS you keep it consistent.
One could argue that all art is valid, which I agree with, but if your pixel densities are all over the place, expect most people to think it looks terrible.
One could argue that all art is valid, which I agree with, but if your pixel densities are all over the place, expect most people to think it looks terrible.
just a thought
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Pixel art is very much valid and good AS LONG AS you keep it consistent.
One could argue that all art is valid, which I agree with, but if your pixel densities are all over the place, expect most people to think it looks terrible.
One could argue that all art is valid, which I agree with, but if your pixel densities are all over the place, expect most people to think it looks terrible.
Can I delete Tim Sweeney?
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can I delete Tim Sweeney?
So much for creator day, eh? 😬
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So much for creator day, eh? 😬
Reposted by David Jalbert 🦥
Happy halloween and old paintings for thee
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy halloween and old paintings for thee
I'm gonna be super boring with my answer but; I'd pay my rent, utilities, and groceries with it, so that I could then have the peace of mind to work on my indie game business without the constant fear of homelessness.
I already do that, but I could definitely do without the stress.
I already do that, but I could definitely do without the stress.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm gonna be super boring with my answer but; I'd pay my rent, utilities, and groceries with it, so that I could then have the peace of mind to work on my indie game business without the constant fear of homelessness.
I already do that, but I could definitely do without the stress.
I already do that, but I could definitely do without the stress.
I don't have a lot of money but take it anyway! You deserve it 💯
Go give some love to @santaragione.com , Steam shouldn't have the last word about whether or not you break even with your game.
Go give some love to @santaragione.com , Steam shouldn't have the last word about whether or not you break even with your game.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don't have a lot of money but take it anyway! You deserve it 💯
Go give some love to @santaragione.com , Steam shouldn't have the last word about whether or not you break even with your game.
Go give some love to @santaragione.com , Steam shouldn't have the last word about whether or not you break even with your game.
There's nothing quite like the power of customizing your own OS.
I especially love that with most Linux desktops, you can customize literally everything. Want to have Me Gusta as your start menu icon? No problemo, buddy!
I especially love that with most Linux desktops, you can customize literally everything. Want to have Me Gusta as your start menu icon? No problemo, buddy!
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
There's nothing quite like the power of customizing your own OS.
I especially love that with most Linux desktops, you can customize literally everything. Want to have Me Gusta as your start menu icon? No problemo, buddy!
I especially love that with most Linux desktops, you can customize literally everything. Want to have Me Gusta as your start menu icon? No problemo, buddy!
That one LOTR scene where they're like "you have my sword! -and my axe!" takes on a brand new signification.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
That one LOTR scene where they're like "you have my sword! -and my axe!" takes on a brand new signification.
I love this kind of "hiding" secrets in game trailers. Most people will skip the text and think it's just a cute innocuous game, but if you pay attention, the actual intent is clear as day ✨
Btw, Harvest Island is partially inspired by Doki Doki Literature Club's twist on a genre.
But even though I'm sure most of their notoriety was word-of-mouth, their launch trailer has this title card:
But even though I'm sure most of their notoriety was word-of-mouth, their launch trailer has this title card:
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I love this kind of "hiding" secrets in game trailers. Most people will skip the text and think it's just a cute innocuous game, but if you pay attention, the actual intent is clear as day ✨
Reposted by David Jalbert 🦥
Special thanks to GOG for being so supportive of the project! HORSES preorders are now available on the store: www.gog.com/en/game/horses 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Special thanks to GOG for being so supportive of the project! HORSES preorders are now available on the store: www.gog.com/en/game/horses 🙏
So, I see the r/art subreddit imploded, because this one mod thought he was the God of art and banned someone for bs reasons, and when he got called out, banned every other mods and deleted his entire account.
Like, wtf is wrong with Reddit. It's not even the 1st time I see this kind of meltdown.
Like, wtf is wrong with Reddit. It's not even the 1st time I see this kind of meltdown.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So, I see the r/art subreddit imploded, because this one mod thought he was the God of art and banned someone for bs reasons, and when he got called out, banned every other mods and deleted his entire account.
Like, wtf is wrong with Reddit. It's not even the 1st time I see this kind of meltdown.
Like, wtf is wrong with Reddit. It's not even the 1st time I see this kind of meltdown.
Reposted by David Jalbert 🦥
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
It's kinda bittersweet to see Charlie talk about this, because it's actually been a problem forever; people passing for real influencers, asking for keys, and then selling them on G2A or something.
Pro-tip: Only give keys to people YOU contact first. 99.9% of the emails you'll get are fake.
Pro-tip: Only give keys to people YOU contact first. 99.9% of the emails you'll get are fake.
Maniac on the Loose
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November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's kinda bittersweet to see Charlie talk about this, because it's actually been a problem forever; people passing for real influencers, asking for keys, and then selling them on G2A or something.
Pro-tip: Only give keys to people YOU contact first. 99.9% of the emails you'll get are fake.
Pro-tip: Only give keys to people YOU contact first. 99.9% of the emails you'll get are fake.
Kinda had to do this lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Kinda had to do this lol
Not exactly my thing, but I love the hardware! I always thought those kinds of snap-on buttons for mobile games would make everything better. I'm glad someone actually made it! Doesn't have to be any more complicated than that.
What I'd like is separate d-pads and buttons for custom input layouts.
What I'd like is separate d-pads and buttons for custom input layouts.
NEW ANNOUNCEMENT! 📢
I'm super proud to share that a new Limited run @playtiles.bsky.social campaign has just started, featuring Inspector Waffles Early Days!!! 🔥
The Playtiles transforms your mobile into a gaming console: I have a lot of fun playing with it and I can only recommend it 😊
I'm super proud to share that a new Limited run @playtiles.bsky.social campaign has just started, featuring Inspector Waffles Early Days!!! 🔥
The Playtiles transforms your mobile into a gaming console: I have a lot of fun playing with it and I can only recommend it 😊
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Not exactly my thing, but I love the hardware! I always thought those kinds of snap-on buttons for mobile games would make everything better. I'm glad someone actually made it! Doesn't have to be any more complicated than that.
What I'd like is separate d-pads and buttons for custom input layouts.
What I'd like is separate d-pads and buttons for custom input layouts.
It's even worse when you have imposter syndrome AND you don't make ends meet, so you actually have a good reason to doubt yourself.
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's even worse when you have imposter syndrome AND you don't make ends meet, so you actually have a good reason to doubt yourself.
It's funny because I decided that my current phone (Motorola Edge) will be the last one I buy brand new. There's literally nothing in it for me to have anything better, and if I change it'll only be because I can't take calls anymore.
It's not "device hoarding", it's knowing your needs.
It's not "device hoarding", it's knowing your needs.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's funny because I decided that my current phone (Motorola Edge) will be the last one I buy brand new. There's literally nothing in it for me to have anything better, and if I change it'll only be because I can't take calls anymore.
It's not "device hoarding", it's knowing your needs.
It's not "device hoarding", it's knowing your needs.
Literally every podcast ever:
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Literally every podcast ever:
If you have 8 tasks that each require 100% of your attention, all you have to do is figure out how to have 800% total attention. Easy peasy.
If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you have 8 tasks that each require 100% of your attention, all you have to do is figure out how to have 800% total attention. Easy peasy.
The cool thing about growing old is figuring yourself out. I've said for a long time that I can't be passionate about work, but obv that'll happen when you subconsciously believe your passion can't be a job.
I've been browsing WWI and being actually excited about jobs for the first time in forever.
I've been browsing WWI and being actually excited about jobs for the first time in forever.
Work With Indies - Make Games, Together
Work With Indies is a job board and a community for artists, designers, developers, and more, to find their next role working in indie games.
workwithindies.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The cool thing about growing old is figuring yourself out. I've said for a long time that I can't be passionate about work, but obv that'll happen when you subconsciously believe your passion can't be a job.
I've been browsing WWI and being actually excited about jobs for the first time in forever.
I've been browsing WWI and being actually excited about jobs for the first time in forever.