David Firn
@davidfirn.bsky.social
Truth Nanny. Clean on Opsec. Have previously genetically engineered stuff and saved whales.
Paul's letter to the social medians
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Paul's letter to the social medians
Un business tosseur on le phone? There are no killers 'ere, only people who deserve a chance to heal.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Un business tosseur on le phone? There are no killers 'ere, only people who deserve a chance to heal.
But deciding, on ballance, against selling the not-a-mansion in Richmond and moving to somewhere a bit edgier to avoid the tax.
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
But deciding, on ballance, against selling the not-a-mansion in Richmond and moving to somewhere a bit edgier to avoid the tax.
Neil Oliver's sanity?
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Neil Oliver's sanity?
The Mold Cape, torcs and other Celtic gold bling.
And remember to chortle at the 'presumed ritual significance' of the high end stuff that's quite obviously the Iron Age equivalent of the ritual of driving a Ferrari covered in gold sticky backed plastic because you have more money than sense.
And remember to chortle at the 'presumed ritual significance' of the high end stuff that's quite obviously the Iron Age equivalent of the ritual of driving a Ferrari covered in gold sticky backed plastic because you have more money than sense.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The Mold Cape, torcs and other Celtic gold bling.
And remember to chortle at the 'presumed ritual significance' of the high end stuff that's quite obviously the Iron Age equivalent of the ritual of driving a Ferrari covered in gold sticky backed plastic because you have more money than sense.
And remember to chortle at the 'presumed ritual significance' of the high end stuff that's quite obviously the Iron Age equivalent of the ritual of driving a Ferrari covered in gold sticky backed plastic because you have more money than sense.
Worse than serving porn star martini with a mug of prosecco on the side?
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Worse than serving porn star martini with a mug of prosecco on the side?
My Junta will classify it as a Class A drug. With enforcement focused on the supliers.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My Junta will classify it as a Class A drug. With enforcement focused on the supliers.
That sound you can hear: the FairFuelUK revving up the V8 unleaded lobbying engine and wheelspinning out of its gravel drive towards the usual suspects at the blue tops and the back benches to make sure it never happens.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
That sound you can hear: the FairFuelUK revving up the V8 unleaded lobbying engine and wheelspinning out of its gravel drive towards the usual suspects at the blue tops and the back benches to make sure it never happens.
You're singing the chariot of fire line from Jerusalem, right?
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
You're singing the chariot of fire line from Jerusalem, right?
Would that it were, Mr Littler. Would that it were.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Would that it were, Mr Littler. Would that it were.
It becomes another chancellor's problem.
a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .
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media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It becomes another chancellor's problem.
No, but my armchair theory is that whatever they choose it will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No, but my armchair theory is that whatever they choose it will never happen.
They couldn't get Spandau Ballet
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
They couldn't get Spandau Ballet
Editor: This is complete nonsense, isn't it.
Reporter: I think you're overlooking the *pauses* ramifications
Chief sub & Editor:
Reporter: I think you're overlooking the *pauses* ramifications
Chief sub & Editor:
a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Editor: This is complete nonsense, isn't it.
Reporter: I think you're overlooking the *pauses* ramifications
Chief sub & Editor:
Reporter: I think you're overlooking the *pauses* ramifications
Chief sub & Editor:
Broadcast version: Twenty people have come forward with allegations of racism, so for balance we spoke to 20 far right thugs.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Broadcast version: Twenty people have come forward with allegations of racism, so for balance we spoke to 20 far right thugs.
*Continuity announcer voice* And later on BBC Two, Michael Clark's Civilisation asks: What's the lay of the land, my son?
The Fall and Michael Clark
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November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
*Continuity announcer voice* And later on BBC Two, Michael Clark's Civilisation asks: What's the lay of the land, my son?