David Firn
@davidfirn.bsky.social
Truth Nanny. Clean on Opsec. Have previously genetically engineered stuff and saved whales.
Un business tosseur on le phone? There are no killers 'ere, only people who deserve a chance to heal.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Un business tosseur on le phone? There are no killers 'ere, only people who deserve a chance to heal.
*Thows Dreamies on the forest floor and legs it*
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
*Thows Dreamies on the forest floor and legs it*
*Secretes top secret documents at dead letter drop*
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
*Secretes top secret documents at dead letter drop*
Definition of bightest and best still basically how rich you are, it has been confirmed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Definition of bightest and best still basically how rich you are, it has been confirmed.
Stone cladding, shurely? Ed of a certan age.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Stone cladding, shurely? Ed of a certan age.
The furry boots have been deployed.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The furry boots have been deployed.
And you expect me to believe things were better in 1975?
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
And you expect me to believe things were better in 1975?
I went to look at his account to check he's real and British Pies for British dogs is about as sane as it gets.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I went to look at his account to check he's real and British Pies for British dogs is about as sane as it gets.
Since at least 1937
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Since at least 1937
I don't think you need feeding to teach a love of sharks - and seeing them au naturel as it were is much more rewarding. The only un-nerving experience I've had turned out to be because we were near a feeding site. Was probably 👇 but you never know.
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't think you need feeding to teach a love of sharks - and seeing them au naturel as it were is much more rewarding. The only un-nerving experience I've had turned out to be because we were near a feeding site. Was probably 👇 but you never know.
Guy Fawkes' signature vs Guy Fawkes' signature after finishing the NCTJ shorthand module.
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature vs Guy Fawkes' signature after finishing the NCTJ shorthand module.
Think I'll stick with the cash ISA
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November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Think I'll stick with the cash ISA
on.ft.com/47CjGSl
on.ft.com/47CjGSl
The beatings will continue until graduate trainee moral improves.
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The beatings will continue until graduate trainee moral improves.
Oh we can be pretty resourceful when we need to be.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh we can be pretty resourceful when we need to be.
The chances of Euston announcing trains in time to screen everyone ... 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The chances of Euston announcing trains in time to screen everyone ... 🤔
When the 'something' is cancer, I'd focus on the 'may happen' bit, and then imagine the conversation with the adult you didn't vaccinate.
November 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When the 'something' is cancer, I'd focus on the 'may happen' bit, and then imagine the conversation with the adult you didn't vaccinate.
Hard agree. Massive moral hazard in the hardship excuse. If losing your licence means hardship, try not breaking the law. This 👇 is just taking the piss.
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hard agree. Massive moral hazard in the hardship excuse. If losing your licence means hardship, try not breaking the law. This 👇 is just taking the piss.
I'm seeing this as an opportunity. (And wondering how long it is since Boots did cookware).
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm seeing this as an opportunity. (And wondering how long it is since Boots did cookware).
I'm a 👇 man myself.
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm a 👇 man myself.