David D. Levine
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David D. Levine
@daviddlevine.com
Hugo- and Nebula-winning writer of THE KUIPER BELT JOB, the ARABELLA OF MARS trilogy, and over 60 science fiction and fantasy stories. He/him.
I *am* a struggling independent author. If you buy from Amazon, 100% of the non-author portion of the price goes to Amazon. If you buy the same book elsewhere, less (not nothing!) may go to the author, but the non-author portion goes to smaller, perhaps even local, booksellers and distributors.
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
On the contrary, I'd argue that buying anything from Amazon is "shopping big" no matter what you're buying. Especially this weekend. #WeAintBuyingIt
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
King: Vivian was telling a story about a goth town
Shelley: hell yeah
Valentine: there's a spider
Shelley: hell yeah
Valentine: the spider has a name
Shelley: Samantha?
Valentine: you've heard this story before?
Shelley: no she just looks like a samantha
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sunsweet Pitted Prunes ad, 1967
YouTube video by Chuck D's All-New Classic TV Clubhouse
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles." (A line which I thought was in this commercial but I guess must be in another… probably also written by Freberg.)
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You know what Crisco is made from? Cottonseed oil.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I didn't recognize the quote, and did a Google search to find the source.

…I've got a bad feeling about Gemini.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The distinction is unclear to many people, apparently including me. The kind of yam I like best is a Garnet Yam, which I have just learned is technically a sweet potato. www.delightedcooking.com/what-are-gar...
What Are Garnet Yams?
Garnet yams are a type of root vegetable that is sweet and moist. The flesh inside of garnet yams is brilliant orange, with a...
www.delightedcooking.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You mean to the Paleolithic Era? Dear god, I'm even older than I thought.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM